[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]red04 wrote:
This thread has gotten so unbelievably retarded. First, why does playing video games have to be mutually exclusive to any ‘manly’(…) behavior. Secondly, when your rebuttal to that is ‘you play games 12 hours a day because you’re a WoW fag who loves elves and fairies, fag’, then we’ll move on to this fun part:
go to bar->alcoholic.
call women->seems cool on the surface, all you do is call bitches. Extrapolated to the same silliness that everyone does to gaming though, your entire life revolves around sex to the point that you have no job or life aside from hoping bitches pity fuck your broke ass.
play pool->maybe you become professional at it, HEY WAIT PRO GAMERS MAKE MORE THAN YOU DO ROFLROFLROFLROFL(and pretty soon they’ll get more TV time to, MLG on ESPN is something that will happen within the next 5 years guaranteed).
Make a potato gun. Shoot it at things you shouldn’t->why is this manly or more worthwhile than gaming? I guess building a potato gun is cool, apparently being an asshole who shoots ‘things you shouldn’t(other peoples’ property? other people?) makes you successful at life though
ride a bike->sweet you now ride bikes long distances and have that sweet sweet body to show for it, oh wait you probably look anemic.
sit on a roof and smoke pot->really? do I really have to break this one down?
Call friends->see ‘call women’ I’m sure your friends will love that you depend on them for everything in life and don’t actually have one of your own
Post on T-Nation between activities->really?
Find a river/creek/stream and catch some catfish->really?
Fillet and fry them. Have friends over to eat them and booze->yay more alcohol, MANLINESS.
Pick a fight for fun at the bar during the pool game->YAY PICKING FIGHTS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON, REAL MAN
Hassle the bouncer->REAL MAN
Play an instrument->homeless guy in the subway with cup in front of you for donations
See how far you can hit golf balls with a baseball bat->this is getting so old
Tie fishing string between two beer cans (around the tabs) set them up across the street. When a car drives over the string, you lift one and a friend another. Laugh really hard as it gets tangled in the axle and the car drags cans down the road.
Penny tap some ladies. (tie a penny to a bandaid with more fishing string. Stick other side to window at night. Run string to car through cracked window. Pull string, making penny tap window, freaking girls out. Cut string and drive when busted.)
Buy pumpkins and throw them off of a building->that would get prohibitively expensive
Find a bar with live music, go listen even if mediocre and socialize->become professional hipster
I got tired of putting effort into it like halfway down, but apparently being a man is drinking, being a pest, starting fights, being a pest some more, occasionally doing some physical activity, and bragging to your friends about how much of an asshole you were/are.
But he’s apparently rich or something, so that makes him right![/quote]had a long point by point but basically you’re a wankster proving my point, realize it or not.
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All I did was apply your logic(al fallacy) to your list of manly and superior activities. As of this point of the thread the only thing you know is that I am arguing that a ton of things are dumb as fuck if they completely take over your life, I have committed nothing else to this thread.
In the interest of fairness, I skipped over a decent portion of the middle of this thread, and may be misattributing some statements of thunderbolts to you, as you were a clear detractor in the early going and happened to provide the above list.
Wankster is a very manly word.
I don’t really see myself ever ending up in Cali (too damn expensive!) or Texas (too damn… Texas-y! lol) but you can never say never.
