you have got to be kiddin me. that was the funniest thing i have ever read. im sitting here in the crowded library with like 2 hot girls with in 10 feet, and i was laughing so hard i got weirder looks then when i drink a protein shake in here.
I thought it was funny. Am I ashamed? Nope. I laughed yesterday, and I laughed today. I bet I’ll laugh tomorrow too. I wouldn’t do it to their face, but behind a keyboard? Sure thing. Oh my god is that funny.
None if this would happen, if the government had the courage to let me hunt fatties for sport with a giant butterfly net. That way I could finance all my biotest purchases with the money I make from soap produced out of the fat of NAAFA members. White gold I say, white gold.
Knowing all the facts makes quite a difference. If the NAAFA group will totally disregard any training and/or nutrition information out of hand, that is outright wrong. I had not realized that they were so one-minded in their approach and their ideals. However, I still don’t find the post funny, even now when I more fully understand the situation. It’s just really unfortunate that the individual has gone to the “wrong” place: at NAAFA, they’ll feel at home, and more comfortable in their own skin, but at the same time, they’ll never improve their situation. Sad.
PS. If you truly have tried/are trying to help out, that’s very noble of you guys (brider and Jason).
I went onto the thread and pointed out that she might want to see a physician. She called me ugly and took it as an insult. Perhaps I was too harsh.
The saddest thing about it is that they not only refuse help but they encourage their members to be lazier than ever. Did anyone read their positioning on air travel? I fly quite a bit, and they advise their members to ask for airport tram or armless wheelchair with an attendant to take them from gate to gate or gate to bagge claim or curb-side check-in to the gate. Is this simply ridiculous or what? And they also advise their members to request for exit row seats. Someone who cannot even freaking walk from gate to gate shouldn’t be allowed in exit row seats.
BTW – fat people can now get tax deduction cuz obesity is a “disease” per IRS. Hmm…shouldn’t we also get tax deduction for being healthy and costing the health system less money?
For those who are heading to the NAAFA site I am the one who is taking a pretty severe beating on their board for posting this here. They are also accusing me of making some other posts on the EliteFitness board. I just want everyone to know that those aren’t me. There is more than 1 Jason B in the world, but I seem to be an easy target right now. I did think it was funny about this lady, but I am not the heartless person I am being made out to be on the NAAFA site….And if I did make the posts on Elite I would be a big enough man to take the blame, but it was not me.
The NAAFA cow that can’t wipe her own ass didn’t like my suggestion that she lose a ton or so! Check it out at http://www.naafa.org/ discussion /Forum16/HTML/000101.html. LOL:
Mark R
Recent Member
Posts: 1
Registered: Apr 2002
posted 04-06-2002 10:43 AM
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You may need to consider a sensible weight management plan. Not a quick fix diet scheme (with the inevitable rebound), but a permanent lifestyle modification. Good luck.
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SmilenDee
Member
Posts: 28
Registered: Mar 2002
posted 04-08-2002 12:00 PM
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Well Mark R,
Thank you for telling me that I need to consider a diet. I would have never, ever, in my 33-years of life (30-of them which I have been morbidly obese)considered going on a well balanced diet or weight loss management plan. Who came up with this concept, God? No, it had to be you.
I mean afterall, you know me, I sit around all day and watch soap operas, stuffing my face with cheetos. And when thats done, lets not forget dinner, which includes 4-hamburgers, 3-hotdogs (with chilie of course) about a 8-oz. bag of french fries, (which is fried in lard not vegetable oil) and polished off with a half a gallon of ice cream. By bedtime, I am really wanting that snack I so desparately deserve, I help myself to 2-sandwhiches that are fully loaded with meat, cheese, mayo, and mustard. Gotta have chips when ya have that sandwhiches, so lets pull out those cheetos again.
Glad ya set me straight Mark, I dont know what I would have done without you. Boy, are you a Dr? If not, you really should consider going into pre-med, because you have found some amazingly new discoveries about obesity. Why, I am so impressed with your intellectual diagnosis of me, that I have decided that I will try my first diet ever tomorrow…after I have that last gallon of ice cream, of course.
But, let me ask you this, have you not got anything better to do with your miserable, tiny, lifeless, cowardess existence, than to troll the boards at NAAFA to try to make someone “feel” as low as you obviously are? Pick on someone else buddy, because this lady would have to go along ways to hell to get to your level and I dont intend on going there.
Best thing I can write to you Mark, I will pray for you----Dee
Here’s my response to the cow:
I’m not a troll. I was checking out this site and read your pathetic story, and the solution is fairly obvious. I realize you all have some kind of buddy group where you pretend that it’s normal to be so obese that you suffer physical limitations, but you must realize that the solution to your problem is not a spatula or a stick. I didn’t suggest that you get down to a size 3. I merely stated the obvious. In fact, I truly don’t feel sorry for you; you are responsible for your own actions and decisions. If that means that you have to carry a stick with a toilet paper hook on the end, best of luck with it.
I gotta say it again. That is SO PATHETIC. She’d rather have shit run down her leg than diet the weight off, I can’t imagine ever doing that.
The NAAFA site is what psychologists would call an enabler. The people who support that site are all enablers. I look upon a proper diet and exercise routine just like brushing my teeth. I notice myself starting to feel pity for these people, but I choose not to feel any pity for people living with the results of their actions. As the old quotes go:
“You reap what you sow.”
“You make your be, you lie in it.”
“Stick a gerbil up your ass, end up with a big proctologist bill.”
Want to see an enabler site of a different kind?
http://myweb.ecomplanet.com/ TOIC6711/mycustompage0018.htm
I looked at the page you put your post on and I didn’t see it. When I kept looking for it I saw a message from the moderator saying “I am sorry that you had to read that horrible message from Nephorm, I have deleted it and I want everyone to know that if you post a message on here telling anyone to go on a diet then it will be deleted from this board!” You fucking believe that??? So in other words, if you tell them the truth(which is probably the REAL way to get them help)it will be deleted. I thought that deleting messages because you didn’t approve of the content was censorship! And I’ll bet the fat bitch that deleted it needs to go on a diet too!!!
I wonder if the NAAFA moderator can wipe her own ass. If she deletes my post, I’ll put up a few posts asking her this question.
The fat cow responded to my post. Too bad she’s not as mad at all the Twinkies she eats as she is at my post! Also, I never realized that having the capability of wiping one’s own ass was considered athletic and flexible, but I’ve been corrected. LOL:
Well I would like to say that I caught Mr. Marks response this afternoon. I was so angry by it that I started to write immediately an attack back towards him. Somehow my post got deleated as I was trying to paste it the thread.
I am not here on this site to learn how to loose weight. I realize that this is also an acknowledgement shared by this board. But, in all my searches on the net to find acceptance down to finding that true love, I am astounded to learn that most expect a person to be supersized (350+) and yet have extradordinarily flexable and in perfect athletic health. The consenuous attitude is, in my experience, “I find myself attracted to big women. I want to go for long walks on the beach with her, dance all night, make love to her in the shower and hike in the woods”. I am sorry folks, but in my experience I have yet to find someone who is athletic and morbidly obese at the same time. ( I am aware there are some extreme and rare circumstances)
Bro, that’s some funny shit (literally)! I checked the site…a bunch of fucking enablers. The entire site is funny as shit!!! I don’t think it would be possible to make a funnier parody site.
This comedy just might be funny enough to put on TV! Hell, if “Ozzy” (MTV) can do it, a bunch of fatties with mud running down their legs would be hilarious.
I love to laugh aloud as most do and just broke out on this one. Of course there are exceptions but this “hungry hippo” is just a miserable individual that chooses to roll over and say “no” to life. As Mr.T used to say, “pity the fool”!
You can only feel sorry for so long with these types of people. When I hear stuff like this it just propels/drives me to a higher level. Life is whatever you make of it. Thanks for the gut wrencher though. Think I’ll show this one to my girl…
How’s your horse? 
What’s really interesting about this post on the NAAFA site is one woman replied that she uses a “portable bidet” to clean herself. I’m not making this up. The woman posts a link to where to buy the device. I think it’s made by Panasonic. It has a water recepticle and you just fill it up and go! I would like to buy one but I’d have to order it from the US and the Can$-US$ exchange rate makes it too expensive for me to buy right now.