No, I like dark chocolate, too. I would like some for an after-sex snack.
[quote]There is relationship sex and then there is you walking in, like the goddess that you are, making him sit down with just a playful flick of your wrist and then doing your thing.
Now, if it goes well, you will both be rewarded bneond what you thought to be normal, or even possible, if not, you could crash like an Italian fighter pilot. [/quote]
You make really goofy assumptions about relationship sex. Does it not occur to you that one of the reasons I’m so gushing in my enthusiasm for this guy is that we already are that richly rewarded? It’s only beyond what YOU think is normal or possible, though.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
No, I like dark chocolate, too. I would like some for an after-sex snack.
[quote]There is relationship sex and then there is you walking in, like the goddess that you are, making him sit down with just a playful flick of your wrist and then doing your thing.
Now, if it goes well, you will both be rewarded bneond what you thought to be normal, or even possible, if not, you could crash like an Italian fighter pilot. [/quote]
You make really goofy assumptions about relationship sex. Does it not occur to you that one of the reasons I’m so gushing in my enthusiasm for this guy is that we already are that richly rewarded? It’s only beyond what YOU think is normal or possible, though.
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I could not find a rolling eyes smiley, so this will have to do…
Relax, the only thing he’s going to want on Valentines Day is for you to be happy and to get lucky. Cards get lost, he can buy he’s own candy or other stuff, but a great roll in the hay or two with teh person he’s with is gold. Particularly if you give it some interesting twist that maybe you don’t get to always do when normal life stuff gets in the way.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’ve decided I’m going to talk to him about it.
Stress Day is what they should call it. I like St. Patrick’s Day a lot better. [/quote]
Seriously you making more outta this then you need too. Lots of guys have told you to be the biggest dirtiest slut you can be in bed. Take tips from a porn star if need be. Better yet film it for fun! Make him a home made porn he can watch when your not around etc.
Then cook him dinner in a just an apron. Nothing fancy just make it with love.
Don’t nag him or say anything to him about anything negative or problems. Just have a good day and enjoy his company. At the end say happy valentines day. Its as easy as that Honest
I’ve never liked looking at any kind of sex as a gift (except anal…). Seriously though, I don’t agree with the blowjob or sexy time “gift”. I mean you should totally do that on V-Day just cuz you’ll both enjoy it, but as far as gifts, I’ve always just liked it when she cooked something for me. I had a girlfriend once that made me cupcakes and decorated them all nice and stuff. Maybe that’s gay, but I really thought it was a nice gesture.
You know that wicked naughty thing that you sometimes think about, but don’t do because it is just too out there? Do it. Screw society and convention. Shut out the world and do it. With him. To him. To yourself in front of him. Do it.
If you HAVE to get him a material gift, think cool guy stuff that is practical. 50 rounds of quality ammo for his fav firearm. A good pocket knife. A cigar lighter and cutter. Some top quality socks to wear when hiking and hunting. Fly fishing lessons. Couples massage. An afternoon shooting lesson for the two of you.
[quote]kineticj wrote:
You know that wicked naughty thing that you sometimes think about, but don’t do because it is just too out there? Do it. Screw society and convention. Shut out the world and do it. With him. To him. To yourself in front of him. Do it.
If you HAVE to get him a material gift, think cool guy stuff that is practical. 50 rounds of quality ammo for his fav firearm. A good pocket knife. A cigar lighter and cutter. Some top quality socks to wear when hiking and hunting. Fly fishing lessons. Couples massage. An afternoon shooting lesson for the two of you. [/quote]
I think what a lot of you fellas are missing is that Em has already said if there are things she or he wants to try, they do it. Meaning: she does not hold out the “dirty” stuff as “payment” for flowers received on a special day.
Therefore, if she wants to dress up like a naughty nurse on Tuesday, she is going to do it then and NOT wait until Thursday just to make the day “special”.
Now, I could be speaking out of turn here, Em. But this is basically what you are saying, right? -Not that you need to give us details about the naughty nurse or anything. Pics?..absolutely!!!
I honestly believe talking to him about what you want and finding out what he wants is the best way to do it. You don’t have to be precise, but at least reach a consensus on the topic. No reason to stress
Steaks…YAAA!
Blow Jobs… YAAA!
Cards are for girls!
Guns… YAAA!
Sexy Outfits… YAAA!
Morning Blow Job… YAAA!
Having feelings/emotions are for pussies!
Explosions… YAAA!
I’m so Alpha!
Lingerie… YAAA!
Don’t buy a gift!
Sex… YAAA!
Did I already say Blow Jobs?!?!
Honest