Don’t post a picture and ask what your bodyfat is.
This is especially true if you’re just a little bastard.
[quote]SinisterMinister wrote:
acuratlman789 wrote:
There is a minimum of a 6 month waiting period before you can even think of talking to your best friends X. And if he is not cool with it after 6 months A. he has a problem and B dont do it.
And dont fry bacon with you shirt off.
And you can eat a snicker in less than 3 bites but you cant chew it any faster.
I honestly don’t think you EVER pursue or hook up with your BEST FRIEND’S ex-girl if it was a serious relationship. Sure, if it was a 6-month fling, no big deal. But if it was a serious, several-year relationship, that’s just something you don’t do – unless you’re willing to burn that bridge. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and half of them have fully capable vaginas. Choose one that won’t cause your best buddy to be the guy who mysteriously keyed your car.
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half? damn. you must have some bad pussy in your area. i normally dating your best friends ex should be punishable by death, but with a 50% rot vag average, you can’t really blame anyone around there.
[quote]texasguy wrote:
half? damn. you must have some bad pussy in your area. i normally dating your best friends ex should be punishable by death, but with a 50% rot vag average, you can’t really blame anyone around there. [/quote]
I’m just guessing here, but I think he meant 50% are men.
[quote]SinisterMinister wrote:
I honestly don’t think you EVER pursue or hook up with your BEST FRIEND’S ex-girl if it was a serious relationship. Sure, if it was a 6-month fling, no big deal. But if it was a serious, several-year relationship, that’s just something you don’t do – unless you’re willing to burn that bridge. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and half of them have fully capable vaginas. [/quote]
Is it especially bad if you do her on the floor of his bedroom? While he’s asleep? And woke him up cos you yelled when you came? And then never had anything to do with her again?
Cos I’ve never done that. No siree. Despicable behaviour. Oh yeah.
[quote]Coldiron wrote:
chewie wrote:
Always bring the banana to your mouth, never bring your mouth to the banana.
That made me laugh. Real men break the banana in half before eating.
Real men don’t start fights. They finish them.
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you had better be talking about his choice of beer.
Real men would not be caught dead in Speedos. I mean never.[/quote]
The banana rule is hilarious. Made me think.
Speedos…unless you are massively ripped and on a stage posing, never wear them. That should be rule #1. Unfortunately, our European brothers just don’t get this one and laugh at our American baggy bathing suits.
Man must know how to throw.
Taking an impressive shit is a worthy perfomance.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
If you go through the trouble or preparing all your meals for the next two days, and storing them in the fridge, and your room mate eats any of them, then you are expected to ask him to find a new place to live.
–JB[/quote]
Can the ladies barrow this one too…because if this were a common rule, I don’t know how many of my roommates I would have gone through already. bastards
Men should never use the abducter/adducter machine.
[quote]PTKrissy wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
If you go through the trouble or preparing all your meals for the next two days, and storing them in the fridge, and your room mate eats any of them, then you are expected to ask him to find a new place to live.
–JB
Can the ladies barrow this one too…because if this were a common rule, I don’t know how many of my roommates I would have gone through already. bastards[/quote]
(Mills Lane voice)
I’ll allow it.
–JB
[quote]Khronos wrote:
Don’t spend a lot of money on a car and then you won’t be all that upset if some idiot does something to it. [/quote]
I second that! This is my philosophy too.
[quote]Khronos wrote:
supermick wrote:
This is goooood knowledge.
People spend way too much of their income on transportation. Not that I’ve never done it myself, but now days I look at a car primarily as a way to get from one place to another. The whole defining yourself with what you drive goes beyond superficial to pathetic.
But yeah I’d be pissed even if someone keyed my slightly beat up work truck. But I’d also be kind of amused. What kind of a doofus is going to go out of their way to key a work truck? [/quote]
This is a bit off-topic, but a family friend who owned a nice Mercedes kept having the front emblem ripped off. He eventually wired it to the car battery. If someone grabbed it they would get a healthy jolt!
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
If your at a bar and your wingman is stuck with the ugly chick, you pay for his drinks for the night.
Also if he ends up banging the ugly chick, you are only allowed one joke at his expense. Then it is forgotten forever.
lol, good one!
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[quote]PGJ wrote:
mr_slick wrote:
PGJ wrote:
SamuraiWannaBe wrote:
its the principle of the thing, its not that he fucked up his car, its that he was fucking with him. it reminids me aof a quote from anotehr movie, SLC Punk; “its not that i get pissed becasue they are calling me a fag, I get pissed because they’re giving me shit; i know i’m not gay, the ladies know i’m not gay, but these ass holes are giving me shit about somehting that isn’t true, and thats not cool”
its the principle of it, someone fucked with his shit, thats not cool.
That is a sign of insecurity. Grow up.
Well whoses to say that anybody,even you,wont be even slightly pissed off at the fact that someone destroyed a piece of your hard work or property for the sheer spite of jealousy or personal amusement?
I own a 98 Honda Civic,It had a few dents and dings on the side and it is by no means a “Nice” car but it was “Mine” It was one of the very few things I can say that I owned and that I worked hard for. A car to me is more than a means of transportation,its one of the few times I have control of something and where im alone and I can collect my thoughts between point A to point B.
So really,im not really pissed off at the fact this cunt keyed my car because it is already banged up already but the fact that this guy is fucking with me. Eithers hes jealous or doings this shit for fun. Like I said,it may not be the fastest,It may not be the smoothest,its not even the prettiest…a few dings here and there,the steering wheel is badly aligned,and transmission might need to be checked…oh yeah…
and Tires need to be balanced next time I go to Auto Tech but Damnit Dude…this is MY car.
You seem to have a lot of anger and frustration in your life. Listen, people are going to mess with you your whole life. Someone scratched your paint, boo-hoo. It’s not worth getting violent over. Maybe some little old lady accidentally ran her shopping cart into your car and didn’t know.
A thousand innocent things could have happened to cause the scratch. Some people ALWAYS assume the worst. When the OP said he went out with a baseball bat to find the guy, I thought “there’s a guy with extreme anger issues that is going to end up in jail”. And over minor damage to a POS car. Childish.
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I think he is just venting his frustration. Maybe he wanted the baseball bat to dent this other guy’s car. You can usually tell what kind of scratch it is. A real “key” job is often very long, wavey and deliberate looking. they have happened to me as well. I didn’t really care at the time because my car was a beater.
You are condemning this guy for being human? That would piss off anyone!
[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
Taking an impressive shit is a worthy performance.
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Bragging about it is not.
[quote]tGunslinger wrote:
texasguy wrote:
half? damn. you must have some bad pussy in your area. i normally dating your best friends ex should be punishable by death, but with a 50% rot vag average, you can’t really blame anyone around there.
I’m just guessing here, but I think he meant 50% are men.[/quote]
Correct.
[quote]MytchBucanan wrote:
PGJ wrote:
mr_slick wrote:
PGJ wrote:
SamuraiWannaBe wrote:
its the principle of the thing, its not that he fucked up his car, its that he was fucking with him. it reminids me aof a quote from anotehr movie, SLC Punk; “its not that i get pissed becasue they are calling me a fag, I get pissed because they’re giving me shit; i know i’m not gay, the ladies know i’m not gay, but these ass holes are giving me shit about somehting that isn’t true, and thats not cool”
its the principle of it, someone fucked with his shit, thats not cool.
That is a sign of insecurity. Grow up.
Well whoses to say that anybody,even you,wont be even slightly pissed off at the fact that someone destroyed a piece of your hard work or property for the sheer spite of jealousy or personal amusement?
I own a 98 Honda Civic,It had a few dents and dings on the side and it is by no means a “Nice” car but it was “Mine” It was one of the very few things I can say that I owned and that I worked hard for. A car to me is more than a means of transportation,its one of the few times I have control of something and where im alone and I can collect my thoughts between point A to point B.
So really,im not really pissed off at the fact this cunt keyed my car because it is already banged up already but the fact that this guy is fucking with me. Eithers hes jealous or doings this shit for fun. Like I said,it may not be the fastest,It may not be the smoothest,its not even the prettiest…a few dings here and there,the steering wheel is badly aligned,and transmission might need to be checked…oh yeah…
and Tires need to be balanced next time I go to Auto Tech but Damnit Dude…this is MY car.
You seem to have a lot of anger and frustration in your life. Listen, people are going to mess with you your whole life. Someone scratched your paint, boo-hoo. It’s not worth getting violent over. Maybe some little old lady accidentally ran her shopping cart into your car and didn’t know.
A thousand innocent things could have happened to cause the scratch. Some people ALWAYS assume the worst. When the OP said he went out with a baseball bat to find the guy, I thought “there’s a guy with extreme anger issues that is going to end up in jail”. And over minor damage to a POS car. Childish.
I think he is just venting his frustration. Maybe he wanted the baseball bat to dent this other guy’s car. You can usually tell what kind of scratch it is. A real “key” job is often very long, wavey and deliberate looking. they have happened to me as well. I didn’t really care at the time because my car was a beater.
You are condemning this guy for being human? That would piss off anyone!
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I didn’t condemn anyone. I just pointed out that going after someone with a baseball bat for scratching your car is pretty dumb and foolish. Try explaining that to the judge. The guy sounds young and angry. He might need someone in his life to tell him to calm the F down.
Kids are so freaking posessive and hyper-aggressive today “You stepped on my shoes, scratched my car, broke my cell phone…I’ll kick your ass”. I bet he looked pretty dumb walking around all pissed-off with a baseball bat in his hand. I do wonder what he would have done if he had found the guy.
[quote]steve.rt wrote:
Men should never use the abducter/adducter machine.
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um, i can see where you’re coming from on this- but some men have NO ass and ANYTHING that will give them a little shape (abductor) is okay with me! i like my mens with a nice shapely ass
[quote]PTKrissy wrote:
steve.rt wrote:
Men should never use the abducter/adducter machine.
um, i can see where you’re coming from on this- but some men have NO ass and ANYTHING that will give them a little shape (abductor) is okay with me! i like my mens with a nice shapely ass[/quote]
That’s what deadlifting and deep squats are for.
[quote]derek wrote:
PTKrissy wrote:
steve.rt wrote:
Men should never use the abducter/adducter machine.
um, i can see where you’re coming from on this- but some men have NO ass and ANYTHING that will give them a little shape (abductor) is okay with me! i like my mens with a nice shapely ass
That’s what deadlifting and deep squats are for.[/quote]
You’re right, but if they’re like a lot of guys at my gym, they dont even know what the squat rack is for and they sure as hell cannot deadlift. sooo that’s why i say i’m all for ANYTHING that will possibly improve the shape of their ass. but, preferably- they would be doing squats and deadlifts 
[quote]PTKrissy wrote:
steve.rt wrote:
Men should never use the abducter/adducter machine.
um, i can see where you’re coming from on this- but some men have NO ass and ANYTHING that will give them a little shape (abductor) is okay with me! i like my mens with a nice shapely ass[/quote]
Just get implants.