[quote]Testy1 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
entheogens wrote:
You dont spit into the wind.
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger.
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and you don’t mess around with Jim.
never question chuck norris’ bad assery.
[quote]texasguy wrote:
never question chuck norris’ bad assery. [/quote]
He was recently made an “Honorary Marine”…almost a Marine.
Don’t fuck with a Marine rifle team.
[quote]PGJ wrote:
texasguy wrote:
never question chuck norris’ bad assery.
He was recently made an “Honorary Marine”…almost a Marine.
Don’t fuck with a Marine rifle team.
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yeah but i bet he could whip almost any marines ass.
always try to out do your buddies at everything whether it is throwing a football the furthest or farting the stinkiest
Don’t ever hold a fucking purse if a woman asks you to. I mean jesus christ.
[quote]Leeuwer wrote:
Don’t ever hold a fucking purse if a woman asks you to. I mean jesus christ.[/quote]
Actually the rule is, if you have to hold her purse never hold it by the straps, you hold it in a one hand grip of death. Like it’s trying to escape from your grasp but godamn your going to choke it to death if it moves.
Always bring the banana to your mouth, never bring your mouth to the banana.
[quote]Panik wrote:
Leeuwer wrote:
Don’t ever hold a fucking purse if a woman asks you to. I mean jesus christ.
Actually the rule is, if you have to hold her purse never hold it by the straps, you hold it in a one hand grip of death. Like it’s trying to escape from your grasp but godamn your going to choke it to death if it moves.[/quote]
Kinda related to this. When you buy stuff at the mall and they give you those bags that have the little ropes on them, how do you carry them without feeling Nancy? You can carry it by the handles and feel like a queer or you can just grab the bag and then feel like a douche nozzle that is trying to look macho. It’s a lose/lose situation.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
acuratlman789 wrote:
And dont fry bacon with you shirt off.
This is a pussy rule. Real men can fry bacon in the nude. A real man might even fry his own sausage if he felt like it.
DB[/quote]
Hahahaha. Whenever my wife asks me what we’re having for dinner, I always answer “penis”.
[quote]duece wrote:
Panik wrote:
Leeuwer wrote:
Don’t ever hold a fucking purse if a woman asks you to. I mean jesus christ.
Actually the rule is, if you have to hold her purse never hold it by the straps, you hold it in a one hand grip of death. Like it’s trying to escape from your grasp but godamn your going to choke it to death if it moves.
Kinda related to this. When you buy stuff at the mall and they give you those bags that have the little ropes on them, how do you carry them without feeling Nancy? You can carry it by the handles and feel like a queer or you can just grab the bag and then feel like a douche nozzle that is trying to look macho. It’s a lose/lose situation.
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Thats when you say , " I don’t need a bag."
It`s all about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. which is something that the majority of the people in this world are lacking, PERIOD.
[quote]Panik wrote:
duece wrote:
Panik wrote:
Leeuwer wrote:
Don’t ever hold a fucking purse if a woman asks you to. I mean jesus christ.
Actually the rule is, if you have to hold her purse never hold it by the straps, you hold it in a one hand grip of death. Like it’s trying to escape from your grasp but godamn your going to choke it to death if it moves.
Kinda related to this. When you buy stuff at the mall and they give you those bags that have the little ropes on them, how do you carry them without feeling Nancy? You can carry it by the handles and feel like a queer or you can just grab the bag and then feel like a douche nozzle that is trying to look macho. It’s a lose/lose situation.
Thats when you say , " I don’t need a bag." [/quote]
And at this point I walk out of Victorias Secret carrying crotchless panties and fishnets in my hand? That is just a little weird.
[quote]duece wrote:
And at this point I walk out of Victorias Secret carrying crotchless panties and fishnets in my hand? That is just a little weird.[/quote]
I can see why you might want to keep that “your own dirty little secret”. lol
[quote]SLERG wrote:
It`s all about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. which is something that the majority of the people in this world are lacking, PERIOD.[/quote]
I just hope you weren’t making a planetary motion with your finger as your head counter orbiting while you spelled that.
Don’t be peter gazing in the locker room.
[quote]duece wrote:
Panik wrote:
duece wrote:
Panik wrote:
Leeuwer wrote:
Don’t ever hold a fucking purse if a woman asks you to. I mean jesus christ.
Actually the rule is, if you have to hold her purse never hold it by the straps, you hold it in a one hand grip of death. Like it’s trying to escape from your grasp but godamn your going to choke it to death if it moves.
Kinda related to this. When you buy stuff at the mall and they give you those bags that have the little ropes on them, how do you carry them without feeling Nancy? You can carry it by the handles and feel like a queer or you can just grab the bag and then feel like a douche nozzle that is trying to look macho. It’s a lose/lose situation.
Thats when you say , " I don’t need a bag."
And at this point I walk out of Victorias Secret carrying crotchless panties and fishnets in my hand? That is just a little weird.[/quote]
Just wear them. That is what I do.
[quote]chewie wrote:
Always bring the banana to your mouth, never bring your mouth to the banana.
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That made me laugh. Real men break the banana in half before eating.
Real men don’t start fights. They finish them.
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you had better be talking about his choice of beer.
Real men would not be caught dead in Speedos. I mean never.
[quote]acuratlman789 wrote:
There is a minimum of a 6 month waiting period before you can even think of talking to your best friends X. And if he is not cool with it after 6 months A. he has a problem and B dont do it.
And dont fry bacon with you shirt off.
And you can eat a snicker in less than 3 bites but you cant chew it any faster.[/quote]
I honestly don’t think you EVER pursue or hook up with your BEST FRIEND’S ex-girl if it was a serious relationship. Sure, if it was a 6-month fling, no big deal. But if it was a serious, several-year relationship, that’s just something you don’t do – unless you’re willing to burn that bridge. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and half of them have fully capable vaginas. Choose one that won’t cause your best buddy to be the guy who mysteriously keyed your car.
I so agree man.
Don’t ever consider someone else’s opinion about the thing(s) you happen to like.
It just doesn’t fucking matter.