Unprofessional Teacher

^lol’d

I’m becoming fond of a loud, over the top yawn when somebody starts telling me stupid bullshit.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
kill her and wear her face[/quote]

lol

Wear underarmor to class.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Tell her superior that shes making unsolicited comments about your appearance. She’ll shut up real quick. And just smile when she gives you a dirty look because she’ll probably figure it out.[/quote]

this

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Tell her superior that shes making unsolicited comments about your appearance. She’ll shut up real quick. And just smile when she gives you a dirty look because she’ll probably figure it out.[/quote]

This. As nice as it would be to say something slick to her, this is what’s going to get the job done, and learning that is a pretty important lesson in life.

Flirt with her. Make her feel special and wanted, like she never gets and direly wants.

Then get her to do a creampie vid and post it on you-porn. Send links to everybody in class.

also, if you haven’t hit her or stuck it in her pooper yet, I highly recommend you start there.

[quote]silverhydra wrote:

Can you really get in trouble for asking questions?[/quote]

Yes. I’ve learned my lesson last year: If a teacher’s an idiot, shut the fuck up.

When she brings it up again, change the subject to a topic that you can both relate to, like her thoughts on going ass to mouth

Walk with her after class and ask her about it. Regardless of how the 1 on 1 conversation goes tag-team her with your buddy after.

prove her wrong, go to superior and tell them she is bullying you based on your appearance and she will likely be fired.

[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
Have you tried hitting her?[/quote]

oh man this one gets me every time LOL

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Tell her superior that shes making unsolicited comments about your appearance. She’ll shut up real quick. And just smile when she gives you a dirty look because she’ll probably figure it out.[/quote]

OHHHHH THISSSSSSSSSSSS PLZ THISSSSSS.

This is perfect. Use the system. You won’t get in trouble and she’ll learn her lesson but good when it jeopordizes her money.

Also she clearly wants to fuck you.

This thread has the highest ratio of high quality replies I’ve ever seen on T-Nation.

“Kill her and wear her face.” Lol!

“Most women are cunts.” Lol!

And many, many more.

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[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Tell her superior that shes making unsolicited comments about your appearance. She’ll shut up real quick. And just smile when she gives you a dirty look because she’ll probably figure it out.[/quote]

This is probably the smartest thing to do, thanks bonez.

But fuck did I laugh at these posts, love this website. If bonez idea doesn’t work I’m going to try the following in order.

  1. Keep asking her why until she breaks down and cries.
  2. hit her
  3. PIIHB
  4. Kill her and wear her face.

and to answer some of the posts, it’s a high school teacher and yes, even though she denies it every time I’ve brought it up, she is a HUGE feminist and at some times a sexist.

I also like LankyMofo’s idea. I am going to ask her why she thinks it’s unhealthy though, it does interest me, I would love to correct her on all of her points and question her on why she left the kitchen in the first fucking place.

[quote]Nate112 wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Tell her superior that shes making unsolicited comments about your appearance. She’ll shut up real quick. And just smile when she gives you a dirty look because she’ll probably figure it out.[/quote]

This is probably the smartest thing to do, thanks bonez.

But fuck did I laugh at these posts, love this website. If bonez idea doesn’t work I’m going to try the following in order.

  1. Keep asking her why until she breaks down and cries.
  2. hit her
  3. PIIHB
  4. Kill her and wear her face.

and to answer some of the posts, it’s a high school teacher and yes, even though she denies it every time I’ve brought it up, she is a HUGE feminist and at some times a sexist.

I also like LankyMofo’s idea. I am going to ask her why she thinks it’s unhealthy though, it does interest me, I would love to correct her on all of her points and question her on why she left the kitchen in the first fucking place.[/quote]

Nate it would give you great satisfaction to correct the fat feminist but she will win if you do this. You go over her head and even accuse her of making you feel insecure and you needed to see a Dr. for depression. You have also had thoughts of suicide. Believe me admistration hears shit like this they will reprimand and suspend her.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Nate112 wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Tell her superior that shes making unsolicited comments about your appearance. She’ll shut up real quick. And just smile when she gives you a dirty look because she’ll probably figure it out.[/quote]

This is probably the smartest thing to do, thanks bonez.

But fuck did I laugh at these posts, love this website. If bonez idea doesn’t work I’m going to try the following in order.

  1. Keep asking her why until she breaks down and cries.
  2. hit her
  3. PIIHB
  4. Kill her and wear her face.

and to answer some of the posts, it’s a high school teacher and yes, even though she denies it every time I’ve brought it up, she is a HUGE feminist and at some times a sexist.

I also like LankyMofo’s idea. I am going to ask her why she thinks it’s unhealthy though, it does interest me, I would love to correct her on all of her points and question her on why she left the kitchen in the first fucking place.[/quote]

Nate it would give you great satisfaction to correct the fat feminist but she will win if you do this. You go over her head and even accuse her of making you feel insecure and you needed to see a Dr. for depression. You have also had thoughts of suicide. Believe me admistration hears shit like this they will reprimand and suspend her. [/quote]

Fucking idiotic. Pretend that he had thoughts of suicide and became depressed, with the result of suspending a teacher? Are fucking serious?

I’m guessing you’re joking, and if you are, then good work.

Tell her you’re only good looking and lean because she’s hogging all the fat and ugly.

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Nate112 wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Tell her superior that shes making unsolicited comments about your appearance. She’ll shut up real quick. And just smile when she gives you a dirty look because she’ll probably figure it out.[/quote]

This is probably the smartest thing to do, thanks bonez.

But fuck did I laugh at these posts, love this website. If bonez idea doesn’t work I’m going to try the following in order.

  1. Keep asking her why until she breaks down and cries.
  2. hit her
  3. PIIHB
  4. Kill her and wear her face.

and to answer some of the posts, it’s a high school teacher and yes, even though she denies it every time I’ve brought it up, she is a HUGE feminist and at some times a sexist.

I also like LankyMofo’s idea. I am going to ask her why she thinks it’s unhealthy though, it does interest me, I would love to correct her on all of her points and question her on why she left the kitchen in the first fucking place.[/quote]

Nate it would give you great satisfaction to correct the fat feminist but she will win if you do this. You go over her head and even accuse her of making you feel insecure and you needed to see a Dr. for depression. You have also had thoughts of suicide. Believe me admistration hears shit like this they will reprimand and suspend her. [/quote]

Fucking idiotic. Pretend that he had thoughts of suicide and became depressed, with the result of suspending a teacher? Are fucking serious?

I’m guessing you’re joking, and if you are, then good work.
[/quote]

Well yea I thought he wanted joking material.