How about a hot shower and cold sauce? Or a lukewarm shower and ketchup?
[quote]Big Banana wrote:
How about a hot shower and cold sauce? Or a lukewarm shower and ketchup? [/quote]
This made me LOL.
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Uncle claimed he “don’t come form this shit”, yet he talks like a gang banger and got his pants sagged for easy access as a fucking grown man.
Probably spent his T-shirt money on blunts, 40’s and bitches, too…
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DAMN! I guess I fail bigtime…
I “normally” just make my chirren skrip “butt nekkid”, while I po’ Scope down they thotes…make’m hold it, while I “whoop’m” w/my belt, and dump hot sauce all ova they welted asses, NO SHOWER (hot, cold, warm, or tepid <yuhp, i said tepid, bcz I “don’t come from this shit”>), then I mummy wrap’m in Saran Wrap(it clings better than Glad), stand’m out in tha hot ass sun, 'til they bake to about 350 degrees (this covers the public humiliation, while not a viral video, it’s still pretty public)…while i sip on a FOTEY oz. of cold water and choke on a blunt, w/my pants saggin to impress that bitches i blew my t-shirt money on last night…{true story, avatar indicative…hehe}(anybody feel a draft in here?)
This is just for C’s on their report card…
X…toss me a t-shirt homie!
No, really I like to sit and have long intellectual conversations with my sons (15 year old twins). I think the sound of my voice after long periods of time drives them INSANE!..It’s far worse than any physical trauma I could cause them…LOL. And I make sure I repeat myself at least 4 times. And when they interrupt me, I pretend to have lost my train of thought and start over.
[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Uncle claimed he “don’t come form this shit”, yet he talks like a gang banger and got his pants sagged for easy access as a fucking grown man.
Probably spent his T-shirt money on blunts, 40’s and bitches, too…
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DAMN! I guess I fail bigtime…
I “normally” just make my chirren skrip “butt nekkid”, while I po’ Scope down they thotes…make’m hold it, while I “whoop’m” w/my belt, and dump hot sauce all ova they welted asses…while i sip on a FOTEY oz. of cold water and choke on a blunt, w/my pants saggin to impress that bitches i blew my t-shirt money on last night…(anybody feel a draft in here?)
X…toss me a t-shirt homie!
No, really I like to sit and have long intellectual conversations with my sons (15 year old twins). I think the sound of my voice after long periods of time drives them INSANE!..It’s far worse than any physical trauma I could cause them…LOL. And I make sure I repeat myself at least 4 times. And when they interrupt me, I pretend to have lost my train of thought and start over.
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Yeah, and part of the reason that works is because Daddy is a fucking giant who bench presses more than they weigh.
LOL
They seem like good kids though everytime I saw them.
[quote]Big Banana wrote:
How about a hot shower and cold sauce? Or a lukewarm shower and ketchup? [/quote]
A sauna and Tapatio?
Oh, and for the record, when I do have kids, they will probably be bad as hell because I doubt I will lay one hand on them. I think my parents spanked me because their parents spanked them, not because it was absolutely necessary as I was a pretty good kid growing up.
That doesn’t mean I am against all physical punishment because I have seen how some of these kids act (parents were teachers in lower income neighborhoods). Some kids may only respond if you take it to that level. Hopefully, in most “good homes” that can be avoided…but in cases where you adopt a kid with emotional issues, you don’t know what you may have to deal with. That little kid may be the most evil thing since Chucky for all we know.
I think Jeekeu wanted me to make my stance clearer.
I can’t even recall who was arguing what side.
Don’t you guys think kids who play together share together what punishments they got?
“My dad whipped me.”
“Me too!”
“Yeah, I get whipped sometimes.”
“My mom shoved me under a cold shower shower and made me drink hot sauce.”
All other kids: “What the fuck?”
All other kids to their parents back home: “Johnny gets the cold shower and he has to drink HOT SAUCE.”
Parents: “See? We’re not as bad as other parents.”
All other kids to their parents: “I love you, mom and dad. Go ahead and whip me!”
Johnny, standing in an empty playground, pondering the parental universe: “So it’s NOT normal to get a cold shower and have to drink hot sauce?”
There was this other family that lived down the street. They had an oldest, middle son, and a daughter.
The parents were “famous” among other parents for how they beat their kids. Spankings, slappings, sometimes the belt as a whip.
I remember one night playing video games upstairs with the two sons. The middle son would always cuss and would always get in trouble for it, but he’d still do it anyway.
I think he got frustrated at losing (it was some versus game) and he kept cussing real loud. I guess the parents downstairs heard it, because the dad walked upstairs and said, “What did I hear you say?” The kid would’ve gotten beat for lying, so he didn’t lie and he said, “I’m just pissed. I said fuck…”
The dad dragged him outside in the driveway (it was pitch black outside) and I could see from my window upstairs that the kid was staring down at the concrete and the dad was yelling at him. The parents downstairs sitting in the living room could not only hear the dad yell, they could hear him smack the kid. I remember my dad got up and went outside and begged the dad to come in and let the son go back up stairs, and then the other parents got up and pleaded the same.
I know if it was an American family, the cops would’ve been called, but they weren’t American and the acceptance of physical parental punishments varies widely among cultures.
But parading your kid out and beating him so that others could hear it adds the “terrifying” element. Making a spectacle of it so that the kid is not only beaten, but now embarrassed in front of the people he sees regularly, is a whole different level.
That kid got into drugs and gang stuff a while ago and moved away. He calls the family ever 6 months or so and only talks to one of them for a few minutes.
What makes me sick about these parents (the two above) is how controlling they’ve always been. I was at a picnic with their oldest son who had graduated college a few years prior, and we were talking about post graduation plans. Before he could say anything, the mom steps into the conversation and says, “He’s going for his MBA?” I turn to him and say, “Really? So you took the GMAT?” Because I hadn’t been told anything. He looks at his mom and says, “I’ll do that eventually. I want to work a bit and have fun.” The mom says, “Fun? You need to get your MBA.”
I swear to god I’ve never wanted to smack a female so much as I wanted at that moment. What a fucking cunt.
(oldest son is now married but I’m sure the parents will still control his life in some way)
LOL at you guys with the ‘emotionally’ driven responses by us PARENTS!
Until you guys have a child of your own you will NEVER know! So quit the bullshit esp. John S. about being thrown through a wall - read above posts about logic fail!
When my children cry I can tell the difference between a fake cry and a real cry and it doesnt just stop there! You can tell how upset your child is by how they cry and until you experience that you KNOW NOTHING so stfu
You seriously need to stop trying to convince yourselves with your borg logic and listen to the parents in both threads because it is them that have that inside knowledge that you should at ‘least’ listen to
BTW
Did anyone see my dead horse pic?
Oh, and the difference between spanking/whipping your kid and having a goddamn routine (hot sauce, cold shower):
One requires scheming. You are plotting the psychological (even physical) break down of your child to prove who is superior (you). You don’t see what makes that sick?
What’s the different between killing someone in the heat of passion and plotting their DEMISE. What’s the term…“pre-meditated” ?
There’s a huge difference.
[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Uncle claimed he “don’t come form this shit”, yet he talks like a gang banger and got his pants sagged for easy access as a fucking grown man.
Probably spent his T-shirt money on blunts, 40’s and bitches, too…
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DAMN! I guess I fail bigtime…
I “normally” just make my chirren skrip “butt nekkid”, while I po’ Scope down they thotes…make’m hold it, while I “whoop’m” w/my belt, and dump hot sauce all ova they welted asses, NO SHOWER (hot, cold, warm, or tepid <yuhp, i said tepid, bcz I “don’t come from this shit”>), then I mummy wrap’m in Saran Wrap(it clings better than Glad), stand’m out in tha hot ass sun, 'til they bake to about 350 degrees (this covers the public humiliation, while not a viral video, it’s still pretty public)…while i sip on a FOTEY oz. of cold water and choke on a blunt, w/my pants saggin to impress that bitches i blew my t-shirt money on last night…{true story, avatar indicative…hehe}(anybody feel a draft in here?)
This is just for C’s on their report card…
X…toss me a t-shirt homie!
No, really I like to sit and have long intellectual conversations with my sons (15 year old twins). I think the sound of my voice after long periods of time drives them INSANE!..It’s far worse than any physical trauma I could cause them…LOL. And I make sure I repeat myself at least 4 times. And when they interrupt me, I pretend to have lost my train of thought and start over.
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LMAO best post in the thread.
[quote]John S. wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]John S. wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Big Banana wrote:
The hot sauce thing does sound bizarre. Any links?
I wonder what kind of hot sauce and I need to find some chili.[/quote]
It was mild hot sauce because someone looked up the brand in the other thread. That is why I keep mentioning it. I don’t think it sounds any more strange than soap in the mouth. I never had anyone put soap in my mouth and that sounded strange until many of the same people who claim hot sauce is torture also claimed they were forced to chew soap but see nothing wrong with it.
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No, you can beat your kids ass and its fine, put soap in their mouth its fine. But give them some hot sauce and a cold shower and off to the firing squad with those parents.[/quote]
They are responding emotionally. I don’t know of any kid who got spankings and didn’t cry like they were being killed unless the spanking didn’t hurt at all and they had no respect for the parent. Meanwhile, they act like this kid crying is why he shouldn’t have hot sauce in his mouth. That makes no logical sense, especially with all of the posts in this thread cheering on physical punishment in one case but acting like it is off limits in the other.
It means that either these people are hypocrites or their parents should have had their children taken away.[/quote]
I agree they are responding emotionally, as a kid towards the end of my dads life my brother and I did not turn in a homework assignment on time and we got thrown through a wall, so all this talk about hot sauce and a cold shower being child abuse really makes me face palm.[/quote]
YOU make me face palm. Is this a dick measuring contest to see whose parents abused them more? If you were indeed “thrown through a wall” THAT is child abuse. Try it when you have children and see what happens. In fact, STFU until you have children. When you do, and you still think it’s okay for your child to be “terrified” of you, I’ll at least respect your “opinion”, however misguided it may be.
Frankly, the people here with a strong opinion who don’t have children are EXACTLY like the guys that never trained, weighing 150 skinny fat pounds dripping wet, bloviating about training on the forums. Exactly like that.
[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Uncle claimed he “don’t come form this shit”, yet he talks like a gang banger and got his pants sagged for easy access as a fucking grown man.
Probably spent his T-shirt money on blunts, 40’s and bitches, too…
[/quote]
DAMN! I guess I fail bigtime…
I “normally” just make my chirren skrip “butt nekkid”, while I po’ Scope down they thotes…make’m hold it, while I “whoop’m” w/my belt, and dump hot sauce all ova they welted asses, NO SHOWER (hot, cold, warm, or tepid <yuhp, i said tepid, bcz I “don’t come from this shit”>), then I mummy wrap’m in Saran Wrap(it clings better than Glad), stand’m out in tha hot ass sun, 'til they bake to about 350 degrees (this covers the public humiliation, while not a viral video, it’s still pretty public)…while i sip on a FOTEY oz. of cold water and choke on a blunt, w/my pants saggin to impress that bitches i blew my t-shirt money on last night…{true story, avatar indicative…hehe}(anybody feel a draft in here?)
This is just for C’s on their report card…
X…toss me a t-shirt homie!
No, really I like to sit and have long intellectual conversations with my sons (15 year old twins). I think the sound of my voice after long periods of time drives them INSANE!..It’s far worse than any physical trauma I could cause them…LOL. And I make sure I repeat myself at least 4 times. And when they interrupt me, I pretend to have lost my train of thought and start over.
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LMAO best post in the thread.[/quote]
I graciously accept this award on behalf of my “chirren”, if it were not for them, I wouldn’t be the parent that I am today. The… broke-ass, bald-headed, stressed-out, sweat pants/t-shirt wearin, pb&j and ramen noodles eatin, work my fingers to the bone to pay for football, “no…track”, “no…baseball”, “no…wrestling”, “no…i think i’ll do chorus”, “no…performing arts”, “no…debate squad and i need Jordans for basketball”…parent that I am. Thank you all for this most ostentatious award! <yuhp, i said ostentatious…I told “ya’ll” i ain’t come from’nis shit> LOL
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oh, and for the record, when I do have kids, they will probably be bad as hell because I doubt I will lay one hand on them. I think my parents spanked me because their parents spanked them, not because it was absolutely necessary as I was a pretty good kid growing up.
That doesn’t mean I am against all physical punishment because I have seen how some of these kids act (parents were teachers in lower income neighborhoods). Some kids may only respond if you take it to that level. Hopefully, in most “good homes” that can be avoided…but in cases where you adopt a kid with emotional issues, you don’t know what you may have to deal with. That little kid may be the most evil thing since Chucky for all we know.
I think Jeekeu wanted me to make my stance clearer.[/quote]
Hmm. Nothing you posted prior implied this outlook. At least you’re honest. Did you ever consider that perhaps the worst children require the greatest love? That there is a reason for their actions? A kid coming from an orphanage from Russia I assure you hasn’t had any love in his life. I mean really - fuck his life. A relative adopted a little girl from Russia. The conditions are not good. This kid need love and reassurance…guidance. Not a bully who is admittedly losing control. If she’s not up to the task, her home is not fit for this problem child.
[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Uncle claimed he “don’t come form this shit”, yet he talks like a gang banger and got his pants sagged for easy access as a fucking grown man.
Probably spent his T-shirt money on blunts, 40’s and bitches, too…
[/quote]
DAMN! I guess I fail bigtime…
I “normally” just make my chirren skrip “butt nekkid”, while I po’ Scope down they thotes…make’m hold it, while I “whoop’m” w/my belt, and dump hot sauce all ova they welted asses, NO SHOWER (hot, cold, warm, or tepid <yuhp, i said tepid, bcz I “don’t come from this shit”>), then I mummy wrap’m in Saran Wrap(it clings better than Glad), stand’m out in tha hot ass sun, 'til they bake to about 350 degrees (this covers the public humiliation, while not a viral video, it’s still pretty public)…while i sip on a FOTEY oz. of cold water and choke on a blunt, w/my pants saggin to impress that bitches i blew my t-shirt money on last night…{true story, avatar indicative…hehe}(anybody feel a draft in here?)
This is just for C’s on their report card…
X…toss me a t-shirt homie!
No, really I like to sit and have long intellectual conversations with my sons (15 year old twins). I think the sound of my voice after long periods of time drives them INSANE!..It’s far worse than any physical trauma I could cause them…LOL. And I make sure I repeat myself at least 4 times. And when they interrupt me, I pretend to have lost my train of thought and start over.
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LMAO best post in the thread.[/quote]
+1
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oh, and for the record, when I do have kids, they will probably be bad as hell because I doubt I will lay one hand on them. I think my parents spanked me because their parents spanked them, not because it was absolutely necessary as I was a pretty good kid growing up.
That doesn’t mean I am against all physical punishment because I have seen how some of these kids act (parents were teachers in lower income neighborhoods). Some kids may only respond if you take it to that level. Hopefully, in most “good homes” that can be avoided…but in cases where you adopt a kid with emotional issues, you don’t know what you may have to deal with. That little kid may be the most evil thing since Chucky for all we know.
I think Jeekeu wanted me to make my stance clearer.[/quote]
And if you love them and guide them, I doubt very much they will be “bad as hell”. If parenting were simply a matter of corporal punishment, there would be no debate in our society on child rearing. There is considerable debate about physical punishment. And there is NO debate about the need for communication, love and guidance. I never touched my older boys. They are not “bad as hell”. They are not “bad” at all. Both attend college. Never been in any real trouble. In fact, the older one was NEVER in ANY trouble and the younger of the two had two school fights - both of which I FULLY SUPPORTED.
prof x parenting
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Uncle claimed he “don’t come form this shit”, yet he talks like a gang banger and got his pants sagged for easy access as a fucking grown man.
Probably spent his T-shirt money on blunts, 40’s and bitches, too…
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He was talking like a normal black guy from the south east (it sounds like florida to me, but that could be a few different places) as to the belt, well thats ALREady been explained. Did you gain your all your worldly wisdom from TRick Daddy videos?[/quote]
Apparently the average black guy is a “gang banger”.
I am really interested in what he said exactly that caused “Dre” to come to that conclusion.
I also wonder why I never get to hear this shit actually come from anyone’s mouths.[/quote]
Dre = Drew. I unno?
I understood the dude just fine.
However you wanna hear some gangster shit.
I like this way better
[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
No, really I like to sit and have long intellectual conversations with my sons (15 year old twins). I think the sound of my voice after long periods of time drives them INSANE!..It’s far worse than any physical trauma I could cause them…LOL. And I make sure I repeat myself at least 4 times. And when they interrupt me, I pretend to have lost my train of thought and start over.
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Ugh, my mom did the same thing. The lectures were honestly the worst punishment EVER! Especially having to answer questions like, “In what part of your thought process did THAT seem okay?” Not rhetorical questions; I actually had to answer them. Made me want to die. Still does, come to think of it. And, of course, I can tell I’m already doing the same with my 6 year old.
[quote]ChelaW wrote:
[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
No, really I like to sit and have long intellectual conversations with my sons (15 year old twins). I think the sound of my voice after long periods of time drives them INSANE!..It’s far worse than any physical trauma I could cause them…LOL. And I make sure I repeat myself at least 4 times. And when they interrupt me, I pretend to have lost my train of thought and start over.
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Ugh, my mom did the same thing. The lectures were honestly the worst punishment EVER! Especially having to answer questions like, “In what part of your thought process did THAT seem okay?” Not rhetorical questions; I actually had to answer them. Made me want to die. Still does, come to think of it. And, of course, I can tell I’m already doing the same with my 6 year old.[/quote]
LOL…yikes! We are our parents! I find that it’s less effective since my sons have moved to Indianapolis with their mom. I find myself saying…(by phone) “Are you listening to me? Are you there? Hey, PICK THAT PHONE BACK UP MR.!” or better yet (by Skype)…“you’re going to sit there, and you’re going to listen! …ARE YOU FACEBOOKING? U close that window RIGHT NOW!”…LOL! It was great when I could just pick them up, pretend like we’re going somewhere fun…put the child safety locks on, lock the windows…crank the heat up all the way…and ride for an hour…talking the entire time…LOL.