I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.[/quote]
Since when could Vampires have babies? They can’t really breed, they can only turn people into vampires.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.[/quote]
Since when could Vampires have babies? They can’t really breed, they can only turn people into vampires. [/quote]
Since when do they fucking sparkle?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.[/quote]
Since when could Vampires have babies? They can’t really breed, they can only turn people into vampires. [/quote]
Since when do they fucking sparkle?[/quote]
Good fucking point. Thank you, I needed that.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.[/quote]
Since when could Vampires have babies? They can’t really breed, they can only turn people into vampires. [/quote]
Since when do they fucking sparkle?[/quote]
Good fucking point. Thank you, I needed that.[/quote]
LOL. Anytime.
According to my gir,l that Bella chick isn’t a vampire when she gets knocked up but the guy is??? Also I’m pretty sure that Edward has to bite the baby out of her stomach?? (there’s a pretty funny Call Of Duty Modern Warfare meets twilight YouTube video that talks about it. I’m writing this on my phone but I’ll look it up when I get home)
.greg.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.[/quote]
Since when could Vampires have babies? They can’t really breed, they can only turn people into vampires. [/quote]
Blade?
That was a pregnant woman bitten by a vampire.
[quote]Otep wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.[/quote]
Since when could Vampires have babies? They can’t really breed, they can only turn people into vampires. [/quote]
Blade?[/quote]
Deacon Frost bit his mother right before childbirth. It was a freak accident that the baby survived and become a Dhampir.
Not being able to birth children is one of the downsides of Vampirism. If they wanted to breed, they have to find a victim, and turn them.
The Van Helsing movie had a case of mass Vamprie Spawning, but I think that was experimental. I haven’t watched it for a while.
Out for a run this morning I saw three handmade signs taped to stop signs that said “TWILIGHT” and written below smaller was a couple of phone numbers. I don’t know what it’s about but if I had a pen I would have jotted down the number of a couple of friends just to see what happens.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/twilight-eclipse-audio-review[/quote]
Awesome!
Promises of sex DO NOT make it ok to go see this with a female! Even if she is your sister.
That’s why women have their own friends.
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/twilight-eclipse-audio-review[/quote]
Awesome!
Promises of sex DO NOT make it ok to go see this with a female! Even if she is your sister.
That’s why women have their own friends.[/quote]
Don’t you own Twilight pjs?
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/twilight-eclipse-audio-review[/quote]
Awesome!
Promises of sex DO NOT make it ok to go see this with a female! Even if she is your sister.
That’s why women have their own friends.[/quote]
Don’t you own Twilight pjs?[/quote]
No sir. My cousin owns the boxers and socks though. He’s whipped.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
Don’t be a hater Polo.
.greg.[/quote]
if it makes you feel any better about your impending homosexuality … I made almost the exact same deal w/ my gf … the only difference is I’m going to enjoy making fun of the movie … not the movie itself :)[/quote]
Did you once say that you had a hot wife?? Now you have a gf? Which is it? Or is it both??? If you have one wife and one girlfriend, I don’t even wanna know how many boyfriends you must have
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Otep wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.[/quote]
Since when could Vampires have babies? They can’t really breed, they can only turn people into vampires. [/quote]
Blade?[/quote]
Deacon Frost bit his mother right before childbirth. It was a freak accident that the baby survived and become a Dhampir.
Not being able to birth children is one of the downsides of Vampirism. If they wanted to breed, they have to find a victim, and turn them.
The Van Helsing movie had a case of mass Vamprie Spawning, but I think that was experimental. I haven’t watched it for a while.
[/quote]
so which line of thought do you entertain? Vampirism as a disease or mythical vampirism?
Disease: Blade
Mythical: Van Helsing, or the original Dracula
Blade isn’t a Dhampir he has no vampire parent.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Otep wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I hear that in the books when Bella becomes prego that the baby eats its way out.
That alone made me think about reading the books. Then my balls threatened to leave me.[/quote]
Since when could Vampires have babies? They can’t really breed, they can only turn people into vampires. [/quote]
Blade?[/quote]
Deacon Frost bit his mother right before childbirth. It was a freak accident that the baby survived and become a Dhampir.
Not being able to birth children is one of the downsides of Vampirism. If they wanted to breed, they have to find a victim, and turn them.
The Van Helsing movie had a case of mass Vamprie Spawning, but I think that was experimental. I haven’t watched it for a while.
[/quote]
so which line of thought do you entertain? Vampirism as a disease or mythical vampirism?
Disease: Blade
Mythical: Van Helsing, or the original Dracula[/quote]
Mythical. It loses its appeal if its simply a disease that anyone could get, its better when its a power/curse that only the elite can really control.
The fact that someone thought it was ok to create a vampire vs. werewolf story after Underworld is just baffling. I think the only problem I had with underworld is how fucking skinny Corvin is. It made the scene where he rips Williams head off less than satisfying. Secondly, how the fuck did this vampire vs. werewolf genre spawn in the first place??
Zombies > (werewolves + vampires)
@ polo. I think you’ve developed a complex over the teenage werewolf boy being more jacked than you 
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
Don’t be a hater Polo.
.greg.[/quote]
if it makes you feel any better about your impending homosexuality … I made almost the exact same deal w/ my gf … the only difference is I’m going to enjoy making fun of the movie … not the movie itself :)[/quote]
Did you once say that you had a hot wife?? Now you have a gf? Which is it? Or is it both??? If you have one wife and one girlfriend, I don’t even wanna know how many boyfriends you must have[/quote]
Since I’ve never said I had a wife I suspect you are confusing me with someone else … stop smoking weed…