[quote]Kerley wrote:
turns out i will be seeing this film because a girl i wanna see naked asked me to go to it.[/quote]
Either that or do what I did when I went to see New Moon with the gf … make fun of it incessantly and crack jokes the entire time, even when, and in spite of, all the hushs and shut the fuck ups from the fan girls…[/quote]
this is what i intend to do, and she knows it.[/quote]
maybe that’s why she wants you to go … she wants to watch Blade but tell everyone she went to see Twilight to keep up with her rep…[/quote]
[quote]Kerley wrote:
turns out i will be seeing this film because a girl i wanna see naked asked me to go to it.[/quote]
Either that or do what I did when I went to see New Moon with the gf … make fun of it incessantly and crack jokes the entire time, even when, and in spite of, all the hushs and shut the fuck ups from the fan girls…[/quote]
this is what i intend to do, and she knows it.[/quote]
maybe that’s why she wants you to go … she wants to watch Blade but tell everyone she went to see Twilight to keep up with her rep…[/quote]
I made the mistake of going to see Toy Story 3 with a friend last night. Fuck there were probably 600 middle and high school aged girls wrapped out the movie theater around the building and up the associated parking garage a little ways.
There were maybe 30 guys in the entire line and I can only hope they lost their virginity for waiting in that line to sit through such a terrible movie… and yet because its Twilight I’m going to guess they didn’t. They probably instead wound up sitting in a Denny’s around 2am listening to the girl and being her friend. Fuckin pussies.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
turns out i will be seeing this film because a girl i wanna see naked asked me to go to it.[/quote]
Either that or do what I did when I went to see New Moon with the gf … make fun of it incessantly and crack jokes the entire time, even when, and in spite of, all the hushs and shut the fuck ups from the fan girls…[/quote]
this is what i intend to do, and she knows it.[/quote]
maybe that’s why she wants you to go … she wants to watch Blade but tell everyone she went to see Twilight to keep up with her rep…[/quote]
[quote]Enders Drift wrote:
I made the mistake of going to see Toy Story 3 with a friend last night. Fuck there were probably 600 middle and high school aged girls wrapped out the movie theater around the building and up the associated parking garage a little ways.
There were maybe 30 guys in the entire line and I can only hope they lost their virginity for waiting in that line to sit through such a terrible movie… and yet because its Twilight I’m going to guess they didn’t. They probably instead wound up sitting in a Denny’s around 2am listening to the girl and being her friend. Fuckin pussies.[/quote]
dont dis, ill be doing this to only ill be getting with the girl after it.
Ok I’ll confess. I have my reservations about doing so but whatever… I went and saw Eclipse last night with my GF. She promised sex afterwards and to go see Predators with me when it comes out so it was angoos trade off (plus she paid for the movie) sober got to the theater and there were HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE lined up!!!
It was insane and I wanted to leave instantly. But we finally made it inside as found some good seats surprisingly. The theater was showing it on 5 screens and was completely sold out. I think a theater holds over 200 people?
As far as the Movie goes… Ummm would it mean I caught the ghey if I said I liked it? I mean it was actually pretty dang good. If you don’t mind the whole love story part and can get past the screaming teenage girls it was good. I watched the last two with my GF as well and it isn’t even comparable to them.
I think the characters got actin lessons or something? Plus there was probably 10 times more action scenes than the first two combined. (so it’s really not bad kerley. It’s definitely worth seeing if it’s gonna get you laid)
Really annoying part was all the girls going crazy over that Jacob kid whenever he was shirtless but whatever. Te kids like 16 or something so I’m not gonna hate on him.
Ok so there it is. I admitted it! I watched it, I liked it, and I got laid right after so I think I’ve successfully avoided teh ghey
[quote]gregron wrote:
Ok I’ll confess. I have my reservations about doing so but whatever… I went and saw Eclipse last night with my GF. She promised sex afterwards and to go see Predators with me when it comes out so it was angoos trade off (plus she paid for the movie) sober got to the theater and there were HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE lined up!!!
It was insane and I wanted to leave instantly. But we finally made it inside as found some good seats surprisingly. The theater was showing it on 5 screens and was completely sold out. I think a theater holds over 200 people?
As far as the Movie goes… Ummm would it mean I caught the ghey if I said I liked it? I mean it was actually pretty dang good. If you don’t mind the whole love story part and can get past the screaming teenage girls it was good. I watched the last two with my GF as well and it isn’t even comparable to them.
I think the characters got actin lessons or something? Plus there was probably 10 times more action scenes than the first two combined. (so it’s really not bad kerley. It’s definitely worth seeing if it’s gonna get you laid)
Really annoying part was all the girls going crazy over that Jacob kid whenever he was shirtless but whatever. Te kids like 16 or something so I’m not gonna hate on him.
Ok so there it is. I admitted it! I watched it, I liked it, and I got laid right after so I think I’ve successfully avoided teh ghey
.greg.[/quote]
This is the first conversation in a series of conversations where you end up admitting you like penis in and around your mouth and butt hole.
Might as well just skip the in between phases and start blowing guys in the alley for money…
[quote]Enders Drift wrote:
If you’re using Twilight as the make or break night to have sex with some chick you’re not doing it right.[/quote]
Hahaha not a make or break thing it was just more incentive. But I would agree with you that if you’re using it as a deciding factor to get laid you’re not doing something right
if it makes you feel any better about your impending homosexuality … I made almost the exact same deal w/ my gf … the only difference is I’m going to enjoy making fun of the movie … not the movie itself
[quote]Enders Drift wrote:
If you’re using Twilight as the make or break night to have sex with some chick you’re not doing it right.[/quote]
Hahaha not a make or break thing it was just more incentive. But I would agree with you that if you’re using it as a deciding factor to get laid you’re not doing something right
.greg.[/quote]
it is not the deciding factor, she just happened to ask me to see go it with her just after i posted id never see it unless a girl was involved.
Meh, I watched the first of these movies on TV with my young daughter but I didn’t even bother seeing the second one. Who would want to go to high school for hundreds of years, anyway? I could barely tolerate it for four years.
Even though I missed it, I did managed to learn a valuable first aid tip from the second movie: if a girl gets a small cut or scrape, you are supposed to use your entire shirt to bandage up the wound.
[quote]BobParr wrote:
Who would want to go to high school for hundreds of years, anyway?
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A Pedophile
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Even though I missed it, I did managed to learn a valuable first aid tip from the second movie: if a girl gets a small cut or scrape, you are supposed to use your entire shirt to bandage up the wound.[/quote]
Vampire Survival 101: Whenever your prey is injured or bleeding, fix the wound and nurse the prey back to health. And then spend the next 2 years cock-teasing the prey.
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
I watched the first movie @ a New Years Eve party a couple of years ago… and thought the movie was Oscar calibre for sure, admittedly, I was high as a kite from hitting the bong more than a few times. I tried to watch it sober but I failed miserably trying…
Best part of that movie was the closing credits, when Radioheads’ 15 Steps came on… [/quote]
Sorry I gotta call bullshit … there is not “best part” to these movies[/quote]
have you ever been blown?? Everything is the best part when you’re high!! Though I find movies to be less interesting when I’m blown. For whatever reason the acting seems to be garbage and the plot is just retarded, then when I’m sober I realize it’s not soo bad. For instance I thought changeling was the worst acting performance of Angelina Jolie’s career, then watched it again sober and realized she did a great job. [/quote]
Blown…? As in blow…? I don’t do that shit. I only do a bit of weed on the rare occassion but even that is limited and very controlled. [/quote]
LOL don’t snort blow or any other type of drug. Smoke marijuana maybe once ever 3-4 months also in a very “limited and controlled” manner.
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Ah… I see. I dig what you’re saying… I was initially going to tell you I have no idea what it’s like getting blown cuz last I checked… I am very much female… and I don’t see the appeal of getting blown with a dildo in place…
Ya dig what I’m saying…?
Weed is fun at times… life is even more enjoyable when hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh…
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
I watched the first movie @ a New Years Eve party a couple of years ago… and thought the movie was Oscar calibre for sure, admittedly, I was high as a kite from hitting the bong more than a few times. I tried to watch it sober but I failed miserably trying…
Best part of that movie was the closing credits, when Radioheads’ 15 Steps came on… [/quote]
Sorry I gotta call bullshit … there is not “best part” to these movies[/quote]
Pure sarcasm… I stated the said track, as Radiohead is one of my favorite bands. Else, the movies, books, vampires… don’t appeal to me at all.
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While Radiohead is a good band (you have to remember that a Muse song was featured in one of these pieces of shit also) to have to get to the end credits to hear 15 Steps indicates you a)sat through the entire piece of shit movie thus rendering any enjoyment of 15 Steps void or b)fast forwarded to the end credits to hear 15 Steps.
Since b) is the less likely of possible choices I’m going to continue to think that a) was your experience, and since that song was chosen for that movie’s closing credits it renders that song for that particular moment unenjoyable and thus void of any “cool” factor it has when it is NOT associated with these piece of shit movies.[/quote]
How are you familar with the Muse song…? Hmmmmmmm…
Your analysis is hilarious… I was pretty baked, I don’t remember what occured through the movie or what the plot was. Or how it began, devloped and ended. I spit the truth!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Vampire Survival 101: Whenever your prey is injured or bleeding, fix the wound and nurse the prey back to health. And then spend the next 2 years cock-teasing the prey.[/quote]
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
I watched the first movie @ a New Years Eve party a couple of years ago… and thought the movie was Oscar calibre for sure, admittedly, I was high as a kite from hitting the bong more than a few times. I tried to watch it sober but I failed miserably trying…
Best part of that movie was the closing credits, when Radioheads’ 15 Steps came on… [/quote]
Sorry I gotta call bullshit … there is not “best part” to these movies[/quote]
Pure sarcasm… I stated the said track, as Radiohead is one of my favorite bands. Else, the movies, books, vampires… don’t appeal to me at all.
[/quote]
While Radiohead is a good band (you have to remember that a Muse song was featured in one of these pieces of shit also) to have to get to the end credits to hear 15 Steps indicates you a)sat through the entire piece of shit movie thus rendering any enjoyment of 15 Steps void or b)fast forwarded to the end credits to hear 15 Steps.
Since b) is the less likely of possible choices I’m going to continue to think that a) was your experience, and since that song was chosen for that movie’s closing credits it renders that song for that particular moment unenjoyable and thus void of any “cool” factor it has when it is NOT associated with these piece of shit movies.[/quote]
How are you familar with the Muse song…? Hmmmmmmm…
Your analysis is hilarious… I was pretty baked, I don’t remember what occured through the movie or what the plot was. Or how it began, devloped and ended. I spit the truth![/quote]
True Story: I was had the Muse song playing at work and this girl who luuuuuvvvvvvvs Twilight said, “Oh is that that Twilight song? I luuuuuuuvvvv that song”
Well after you watch this one with your chick you have to come bak and post an honest review ok Polo? (I tried to put as little T-Nation-he man-women haters club undertones as possible into my review) I think you’ll be surprised how much better it is than the first two. (not that it’s an awesome movie but compared to the first two which sucked balls it is a shit ton better)
EDIT: I did find myself thinking “stick it in her pooper!” when that Bella chick was being super annoying
[quote]gregron wrote:
Well after you watch this one with your chick you have to come bak and post an honest review ok Polo? (I tried to put as little T-Nation-he man-women haters club undertones as possible into my review) I think you’ll be surprised how much better it is than the first two. (not that it’s an awesome movie but compared to the first two which sucked balls it is a shit ton better)
EDIT: I did find myself thinking “stick it in her pooper!” when that Bella chick was being super annoying
