I have 40 mins until Ecliple starts at Midnight…I might go. But I’m not gay.
I love movies…but I’m not gay. Hmmm.
Dont do it Wol! Dont do it!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Fuck… still haven’t gotten rid of the vagina I grew from the last movie.
This is the only series in history that requires post-movie estrogen treatment.[/quote]
Sure you don’t mean testosterone treatment, there?
You win some, you lose some I guess.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/f/9/f9bd6_ORIG-633839569142980630_twilight.jpg
How It Should Have Ended
… and how my copy of the book ‘ended’.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
Or they die an excrutiating and slow death over a period of hours[/quote]
So basically they suffer the same fate as anybody that sat through any of the Twilight movies…
Bravo. I saw what you did there.
anyone that uses the term -blown- for being high off marijuana is a fucking idiot.
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that was not necessary, i just hate all these new words. I can only think they came from some rap video or some tools sitting around trying to think of a new meaning for an old word.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
whats this sparkle stuff about? someone explain naaow![/quote]
Their fucking skin sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight…which is the weak ass explanation this woman gave her characters for why they avoid sunlight.
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another reason for me to not watch this.
I heard you become immortal if you fuck a vampire pussy
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
I heard you become immortal if you fuck a vampire pussy[/quote]
searches for Ct.rock
Their skin sparkles?
What kind of bullshit is this!?!?
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
LOL, sorry forgot your from Canada!
See reference: Urban Dictionary: blown
Blown=High off Marijuana.
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That’s pretty much the lamest drug terminology I’ve ever heard. Please don’t ever use it again.
It sounds like something a drug education cop would say while educating a group of school children about the dangers of pot. “OK, grade 3 class, it is inevitable that within the next 3 months a ‘pusher’ WILL try to get you to sample his wares. He’s peddling marijuana, aka sweet leaf, karmic knockout grass, blizblang, doobie-weed, green tea yuk-yuk, blazin-hazin, or danktacular budz. You may think it’ll be ‘fun’ to get high, or blown, blazed, clunked, swammed, boozled, clitzed, or zammed…but IT’LL KILL YOU”
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
I watched the first movie @ a New Years Eve party a couple of years ago… and thought the movie was Oscar calibre for sure, admittedly, I was high as a kite from hitting the bong more than a few times. I tried to watch it sober but I failed miserably trying…
Best part of that movie was the closing credits, when Radioheads’ 15 Steps came on… [/quote]
Sorry I gotta call bullshit … there is not “best part” to these movies[/quote]
Pure sarcasm… I stated the said track, as Radiohead is one of my favorite bands. Else, the movies, books, vampires… don’t appeal to me at all.
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While Radiohead is a good band (you have to remember that a Muse song was featured in one of these pieces of shit also) to have to get to the end credits to hear 15 Steps indicates you a)sat through the entire piece of shit movie thus rendering any enjoyment of 15 Steps void or b)fast forwarded to the end credits to hear 15 Steps.
Since b) is the less likely of possible choices I’m going to continue to think that a) was your experience, and since that song was chosen for that movie’s closing credits it renders that song for that particular moment unenjoyable and thus void of any “cool” factor it has when it is NOT associated with these piece of shit movies.
turns out i will be seeing this film because a girl i wanna see naked asked me to go to it.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
turns out i will be seeing this film because a girl i wanna see naked asked me to go to it.[/quote]
you should bring a portable dvd player and watch Blade while in the theater…
Either that or do what I did when I went to see New Moon with the gf … make fun of it incessantly and crack jokes the entire time, even when, and in spite of, all the hushs and shut the fuck ups from the fan girls…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
turns out i will be seeing this film because a girl i wanna see naked asked me to go to it.[/quote]
Either that or do what I did when I went to see New Moon with the gf … make fun of it incessantly and crack jokes the entire time, even when, and in spite of, all the hushs and shut the fuck ups from the fan girls…[/quote]
this is what i intend to do, and she knows it.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
turns out i will be seeing this film because a girl i wanna see naked asked me to go to it.[/quote]
Either that or do what I did when I went to see New Moon with the gf … make fun of it incessantly and crack jokes the entire time, even when, and in spite of, all the hushs and shut the fuck ups from the fan girls…[/quote]
this is what i intend to do, and she knows it.[/quote]
maybe that’s why she wants you to go … she wants to watch Blade but tell everyone she went to see Twilight to keep up with her rep…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
turns out i will be seeing this film because a girl i wanna see naked asked me to go to it.[/quote]
Either that or do what I did when I went to see New Moon with the gf … make fun of it incessantly and crack jokes the entire time, even when, and in spite of, all the hushs and shut the fuck ups from the fan girls…[/quote]
this is what i intend to do, and she knows it.[/quote]
maybe that’s why she wants you to go … she wants to watch Blade but tell everyone she went to see Twilight to keep up with her rep…[/quote]
no, she read all the books and all sigh