[quote]Professor X wrote:
This shit is like a cartoon version of vamps played by live actors. The Count from Sesame Street did a better fucking job.[/quote]
Gawd, ur soooooo outdated!! That was vampires of yesteryear! Nowadays vampires live, love, sparkle, and eat tofu!
You would know that if you looked past edwards hair and jacobs body and saw them for who they really are. Beautiful majestic creatures!!! HELLER!!!
whats this sparkle stuff about? someone explain naaow!
[quote]Kerley wrote:
whats this sparkle stuff about? someone explain naaow![/quote]
Their fucking skin sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight…which is the weak ass explanation this woman gave her characters for why they avoid sunlight.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
whats this sparkle stuff about? someone explain naaow![/quote]
Their fucking skin sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight…which is the weak ass explanation this woman gave her characters for why they avoid sunlight.
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When I watched the first movie I hadn’t read the books and got dragged there by my girlfriend/sister…
When he said ‘you don’t want to see me in the sunlight, you’ll see what I really am’ I thought he’d be this dark disgusting creature which would be awesome, INSTEAD HE FUCKING SPARKLED LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE FAIRY, IT WAS SO GREAT!
Then, the second movie… I thought, ok, werewolves will be fucking awesome, they always are.
…GIANT FLUFFY DOGS!!!
^ Why are you dating your sister?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
^ Why are you dating your sister?[/quote]
Funny fucker, I meant girlfriend & sister. But girlfriend/sister works because each one dragged me there.
Sorry man you have to be young I take it. Cause as you get older the only way I would watch that piece of shit movie would be me getting a blow job during the movie with a crown and coke in my hand. No woman is worth that, my wife would in no way make me watch it. I watch a lot of movies bad and good, this whole series sucks. Like PX said, they are ruining a legend of horror. What next werewolves who are grief counselors? Zombies that work in nail saloons?
Eclipse Premier
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
So basically your biggest pet peave of the movie is the sparkling vampires?!?!
Sounds to me like someone’s a lil jealous cuz they wanna sparkle!!!
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no need for 7 exclamation points dood … that’s just rude
Dick.[/quote]
These aren’t even vampires. Vampires don’t just “avoid the sunlight because they spark-fuck-le”, they avoid it because they burst into flames…BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING EVIL.
This shit is like a cartoon version of vamps played by live actors. The Count from Sesame Street did a better fucking job.[/quote]
Or they die an excrutiating and slow death over a period of hours (just to clear up the whole sun and bursting into flame thing, which they also do)
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
Or they die an excrutiating and slow death over a period of hours[/quote]
So basically they suffer the same fate as anybody that sat through any of the Twilight movies…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
I watched the first movie @ a New Years Eve party a couple of years ago… and thought the movie was Oscar calibre for sure, admittedly, I was high as a kite from hitting the bong more than a few times. I tried to watch it sober but I failed miserably trying…
Best part of that movie was the closing credits, when Radioheads’ 15 Steps came on… [/quote]
Sorry I gotta call bullshit … there is not “best part” to these movies[/quote]
Pure sarcasm… I stated the said track, as Radiohead is one of my favorite bands. Else, the movies, books, vampires… don’t appeal to me at all.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
I watched the first movie @ a New Years Eve party a couple of years ago… and thought the movie was Oscar calibre for sure, admittedly, I was high as a kite from hitting the bong more than a few times. I tried to watch it sober but I failed miserably trying…
Best part of that movie was the closing credits, when Radioheads’ 15 Steps came on… [/quote]
Sorry I gotta call bullshit … there is not “best part” to these movies[/quote]
have you ever been blown?? Everything is the best part when you’re high!! Though I find movies to be less interesting when I’m blown. For whatever reason the acting seems to be garbage and the plot is just retarded, then when I’m sober I realize it’s not soo bad. For instance I thought changeling was the worst acting performance of Angelina Jolie’s career, then watched it again sober and realized she did a great job. [/quote]
Blown…? As in blow…? I don’t do that shit. I only do a bit of weed on the rare occassion but even that is limited and very controlled.
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Ranibella wrote:
I watched the first movie @ a New Years Eve party a couple of years ago… and thought the movie was Oscar calibre for sure, admittedly, I was high as a kite from hitting the bong more than a few times. I tried to watch it sober but I failed miserably trying…
Best part of that movie was the closing credits, when Radioheads’ 15 Steps came on… [/quote]
Sorry I gotta call bullshit … there is not “best part” to these movies[/quote]
have you ever been blown?? Everything is the best part when you’re high!! Though I find movies to be less interesting when I’m blown. For whatever reason the acting seems to be garbage and the plot is just retarded, then when I’m sober I realize it’s not soo bad. For instance I thought changeling was the worst acting performance of Angelina Jolie’s career, then watched it again sober and realized she did a great job. [/quote]
Blown…? As in blow…? I don’t do that shit. I only do a bit of weed on the rare occassion but even that is limited and very controlled. [/quote]
LOL, sorry forgot your from Canada!
See reference: Urban Dictionary: blown
Blown=High off Marijuana.
LOL don’t snort blow or any other type of drug. Smoke marijuana maybe once ever 3-4 months also in a very “limited and controlled” manner.
I thought blown was what you are after getting a sweet blow j?
.greg.
[quote]gregron wrote:
I thought blown was what you are after getting a sweet blow j?
.greg.[/quote]
Damn you gregron!! After I convinced her of the seemingly innocent implications of being blown I was going to invite her to get blown with me! But now thanks to you thats not going to happen… Fkn hey… man!
lol I’m totally kidding bella, it really does mean to smoke marijuana.
Sooooo…
wanna get blown?
it’s “twatlight”.
hahahahah sorry for blowing up your spot andrew
EDIT: Wanna get double blown Bella?
.greg.
You guys are hilarious. I have a tween and teenager ahbsooluuutely dyhhing to see it… so I’ll probably end up sparing my hubby the torture and going with them.
[quote]karma wrote:
You guys are hilarious.
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We’re even more hilrious while blown! 
Isn’t that right gregron?
HAHA
Cmon Karma, your not one of the “twilight moms”
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
We’re even more hilrious while blown!
Isn’t that right gregron?
HAHA
Cmon Karma, your not one of the “twilight moms”[/quote]
Not as in the fan-type Twilight Mom thing, hell no! There’s a theater down the street that has concierge service (cocktails and snacks/dinner) and I plan on taking the girls there and enjoying myself a nice couple of margaritas while they swoon and bicker over who’s hotter, the werewolf dude or the sparkly vampire dude (don’t even fuckin’ know the jo’s names…). If I walk out of the theater twice the pussy I was walking in, that’s less of a tragedy than for it to happen to my man. It’s called sacrifice, man!