[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Here I am offering the guys here a chance to stop working at the pickup window…and y’all rip me.
The girly has more T circulating in her than most of the guys ripping me.
Too bad SEALs don’t take girls…you’d have the best shot.
BTW: I have at kid in Annapolis. I AM too damn old. Missed my chance, offering you guys a chance. Take it.
Or keeping serving up the ‘fries with that?’[/quote]
You should PM Clip11 and Nominal Prospect - a crash course in character building would be just the ticket for those two scamps. Plus, last I heard, Clip was looking for a job.
Just think of the surge of pride you’d feel when those two directionless young men qualify in the same class, put their differences aside and cross the vast divide of race,culture and social conditioning to embrace you in thanks and love for guiding their fates…as you try to do for everybody else.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
My son at the Naval Academy says that the few guys he knows who are aiming for SPEC OPS are either insane or good at hiding it. They are different than normal humans. He wants to do USMX ground combat btw.[/quote]
Mmmm yes and no. Any spec ops guy has to be tough as shit, but in my experience, all SF guys I’ve met have been the most chill and down-to-earth guys. A lot of the guys are who all like, Fuck yeah I want to go Spec Ops blah blah blah, usually can’t make it past the first selection phase. I remember a guy who wanted to go Mech Infantry and was all about that for two fucking years. Then when it came down to spending 3 days in the field being ambushed left and right and setting up a patrol base and sleeping for 2 hours a night, the guy ended up puking everywhere and fainting from being a heat casualty. From then on, he was Signal Corps all the way.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Follow the link, girly…though you can’t join…men only.
I workout 6 days a week, girly.[/quote]
I went to jump school with a bunch of newly graduated seals. They were a bunch of douchebags.[/quote]
I’ve heard that about Seals. Completely full of themselves, but I can’t speak from experience. Rangers are hit and miss. The coolest guys are easily SF. Don’t know about Recon Marines.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Follow the link, girly…though you can’t join…men only.
I workout 6 days a week, girly.[/quote]
I went to jump school with a bunch of newly graduated seals. They were a bunch of douchebags.[/quote]
I’ve heard that about Seals. Completely full of themselves, but I can’t speak from experience. Rangers are hit and miss. The coolest guys are easily SF. Don’t know about Recon Marines.[/quote]
I’ve had a couple of teachers who were former Green Berets and they were pretty awesome people. One was in the first unit on ground in Afghanistan, first and middle names- Houston Texas.
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Any spec ops guy has to be tough as shit, but in my experience, all SF guys I’ve met have been the most chill and down-to-earth guys. A lot of the guys are who all like, Fuck yeah I want to go Spec Ops blah blah blah, usually can’t make it past the first selection phase. [/quote]
Im assuming that, aren’t the two very hard to compare since they have completely different ways of operating? [/quote]
Yes I meant PJs, they may have two completely different mission objectives but my statement still stands.
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Have you ever been in SF before? I have. I’ve worked with just about everyone out there and IMO PJ’s are not at the top of the list. I’ve worked with a few PJ’s who were at a mixed spec ops command I was at and they were cool but comparing vanilla PJ’s with vanilla SEALS is laughable. PJ would be a cool job if you really don’t care to get much real world work. You’re basically a paramedic with a parachute. Cool job but not the same as SEAL, SF(not even close), or even EOD(which technically in and of itself isn’t even SF)
I met a special forces guy who could shoot fire balls, but I hear SEALS can breath under water, and Force Recon guys can shoot lasers from their dicks, but PJs can jump without parachutes…
Oh wait they’re just dudes who met the requirements and passed the tests. All the SF guys I’ve met have been chilled out normal people. They do cool shit and deserve respect but they don’t have super powers and you don’t need to grovel and ask to cup their balls. Not to mention everything in the military gets easier when we need more people.
[quote]MilSpec105 wrote:
I met a special forces guy who could shoot fire balls, but I hear SEALS can breath under water, and Force Recon guys can shoot lasers from their dicks, but PJs can jump without parachutes…
Oh wait they’re just dudes who met the requirements and passed the tests. All the SF guys I’ve met have been chilled out normal people. They do cool shit and deserve respect but they don’t have super powers and you don’t need to grovel and ask to cup their balls. Not to mention everything in the military gets easier when we need more people.[/quote]
I’m Batalion Recon so my Dick Laser has lesser range. And yes you do need to grovel and carry my massive balls where ever I go!
In Force Recon I passed their test but screwed myself by telling them I wasn’t going to re-enlist.
