I too would like to know what’s going on here. What is a gooner?
His uncle is that annoying twat from The Young Turks.
Here’s the ‘‘name 10 books’’ kid trolling him.
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He said it like a couple weeks ago in a different thread , that this thread is just a circle jerk of fat old men that don’t train.
So with no proof of his own lifting he must be our bukkake boy. 
. Why else would somebody thrust themself into the middle of a circle jerk?
Its a kids these days term for someone who beats themselves off into oblivion.
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Oh christmas tree. That obnoxious sweathog Cenk?
I’d like to put him into an olive press to squeeze out the grease. We could fuel power plants with that expansive blubber farm.
Yep. That’s the one.
Not exactly what I’d call CLEAN energy.
True. A powerplant would leave the whole region smelling like sour gyro meat and way too much aftershave.
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It has just been announced that Steven Colbert is writing a new Lord of The Rings movie that takes place after Frodo leaves for Valinor, focusing on flashbacks to the chapters of Fellowship of The Ring that were not covered in the Peter Jackson films.
I’m just going to blame Israel for this travesty and all travesties from now on.
I dunno, he’s a huge nerd about the lore, so maybe that’ll avoid the cgi Hobbit nonsense.
It’s going to be just as bad as The Rings of Power. I’m predicting a woke mess with a girl boss hobbit main character that Tolkien only wrote a couple of lines about in the appendices. I think Elanor only showed up on the family tree for Samwise.
I don’t think it is possible for Colbert to do anything other than make it a woke fan fiction movie. I don’t care how big of a Tolkien nerd he declares himself to be. His whole career since leaving The Daily Show has been as a woke propagandist posing as a late-night TV host. It’s hard to imagine that’s not going to carry over into his script.
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You what would be cool? An R-rated series about Fëanor.
Tolkien is inherently PG-13. I can’t think of a single page he wrote that was R-rated, unless you imagine the battles as graphically violent. R-rated fantasy is George R.R. Martin’s gig.
In local news, the Maine Wire had my new neighbor on their show today. I’m not sure how Duke Mann makes his money, but he drives a new Cybertruck that’s parked right around the corner from me. He’s very well-connected, with friends in political offices and local NGO’s. He’s been described as a Somali who “made it” and “supports the community”. He claims that there is no fraud and no crime in the Somali community. He also claims that the shootings in Lewiston aren’t a problem.
There actually are intelligent and well-spoken Somalis but for some reason all of the elected officials and “community leaders” are guys like this and Iman Osman, who barely spoke at all while he was serving on the school committee.
5 nights at Epstein’s game.
Well, there’s incest to start. Túrin unknowingly married his sister. When they figure it out she jumps off a cliff and Túrin commits suicide by falling on his evil sword.
Which dosen’t sound PG-13.
Especially since their dad had been cursed by Satan and a dragon had been orchestrating the whole thing.
Gelmir was publicly executed by cutting off his hands, then feet, then beheading him, just to provoke a reaction from his brother who was forced to watch.
Maedhros was chained and tortured for years and was only rescued by someone cutting off his hand.
I forget the story but some elf killed a werewolf with his teeth.
Eöl was basically into date rape and killing his family.
That’s all I have off the top of my head, but I don’t know where you got that weird idea from.
Like I said, Tolkien didn’t write any R-rated pages. R-rated summaries of the plots he described, often in unfinished writings compiled by his son, don’t count. Can you provide a single passage Tolkien wrote that would be rated R?
Fun fact. Turin’s story is a straight rip off from the story of Kullervo. Which is not surprising since Tolkien had read Kalevala.
Of course there are similar stories even older than that.
I’m talking about R-rated subject material, while it seems you’re trying to specify only R-rated language.
I get it, but the fact is that Tolkien didn’t use profanity or even any vulgar descriptions. An R-Rated movie would be just as un-Tolkien as Rings of Power, which demoted Galadriel to a petulant scouting party leader in Episode 1 to satisfy modern feminists.
It is really quite unbelievable how much effort has gone into warping Tolkien’s vision after the films made his already-popular books such a big part of western culture. I guess it isn’t really that unbelievable, because tearing down icons is what Marxists always do when they want to have themselves a cultural revolution.
He was jealous that the English didn’t have their own cool mythologies like the Scandinavians and Greeks, so he created some languages and then wrote stories about them. He studied the Finnish language, too, but not enough to call Strider “Konkari”.
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That’s not a requirement for an R-rated movie. For example, The Passion of the Christ was R-rated.