Trolling in Real Life

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Just the other day I was visiting the Grand Canyon, and while standing on one of the edges of the [non-fenced] overlooks trying to get a good picture, my brother said “move to the left a little.” As I moved to the left, I purposely [fake] tripped…

The collective gasp of the people standing there could probably have been heard from the opposite rim of the canyon.

I still haven’t stopped laughing about it. [/quote]

lol

Im a large dude

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OP, maybe you don’t realize this, but the type of stories you’re telling are the kind that don’t lend themselves to a public forum, or text in general. They are “You had to be there” moments. Just a heads-up.

Expert troll.

Practically all Balls of Steel videos on youtube are examples of trolling. Very funny.

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
OP, maybe you don’t realize this, but the type of stories you’re telling are the kind that don’t lend themselves to a public forum, or text in general. They are “You had to be there” moments. Just a heads-up. [/quote]
you are right. only im down for sharing stories. I guess posting stuff like sensay or pimpbot was more interesting. im out.
EDIT you don’t have to make me laugh but if anybody wants to give me examples of messing with people IRL im listening. out.

Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]
give us an example.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]CircaThursday wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:
Should we start a thread for real life practical jokes and pranks or continue to use this misnomer of a thread?[/quote]
yes please do. I think I’m funny IRL but I can’t mess with people with a straight face. I gave the gym troll props because he did it with a straight face I thought he was serious. I can do two kinds of humor wacky WTF stuff or total prick ball breaking. Maybe you guys can show me how its done. I promise to laugh. Sorry for wasting your time with the original story[/quote]

This is as close to real life trolling as you can get I think, but may still actually be more of a prank. Real life trolling is probably more annoying than funny, think one chick asking other chick how her date with some guy is in front of other chick who likes same guy.

Wth is up everyone’s ass in that video? When someone comes up to me clearly trying to mess with me, I see as an opportunity for my own trolling. I never understood the need for a physical response from someone just talking you (unless of course they are threatening you), just makes you seems insecure.

[quote]Typhoon wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]CircaThursday wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:
Should we start a thread for real life practical jokes and pranks or continue to use this misnomer of a thread?[/quote]
yes please do. I think I’m funny IRL but I can’t mess with people with a straight face. I gave the gym troll props because he did it with a straight face I thought he was serious. I can do two kinds of humor wacky WTF stuff or total prick ball breaking. Maybe you guys can show me how its done. I promise to laugh. Sorry for wasting your time with the original story[/quote]

This is as close to real life trolling as you can get I think, but may still actually be more of a prank. Real life trolling is probably more annoying than funny, think one chick asking other chick how her date with some guy is in front of other chick who likes same guy.

Wth is up everyone’s ass in that video? When someone comes up to me clearly trying to mess with me, I see as an opportunity for my own trolling. I never understood the need for a physical response from someone just talking you (unless of course they are threatening you), just makes you seems insecure. [/quote]

I am amazed this person didn’t get his head launched into orbit. I find it lame that he has to extricate himself by threatening legal action.

[quote]CircaThursday wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]
give us an example.
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The post that you responded to is a pretty poor example.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]

[quote]sen say wrote:
I pulled this practical joke on my mom that was phemomenal…way back in High School we had this kid at school who somehow ended up being homeless…my mother worked at the school so when she found out about the kid’s situation she said he could sleep at our house for a couple of nights until he figured things out…anyway…he spent the 2 nights and then found a place to stay…

so…fast forward 10 years and I sent my mom a note from the kid saying how thanks to her he had managed to finish college and go on to a career in the Navy and he was now an Admiral and he wanted to thank her and invite her to come down to Florida (we live in DC) and watch his “Admiraling Ceremony” I wrote it as if a 12 year old kid had written it using crazy words like “Admiraling Ceremony” assuming she’d realize I had written it…unfortunately she thought it was for real and decided she would attend the “Admiraling Ceremony”…so…not wanting my mom to head off to Florida I wrote her another letter saying the Admiraling Ceremony had been cancelled as he was shipping out.

This continued for about 5 years with me and She Say getting drunk and writing up fake letters…mom would always bring them out to show me and my brother (who also knew the kid) …She Say and I would take the letters when we’d go on road trips and mail them from like North Carolina, Massachussetts…at one point we would mail the letter to a friend that lived in another state and have them mail it for us so we had like Colorado post office stamps…it was great…finally my brother figured it out because we kept making the letters more and more insane…mom was truly hurt and I felt bad for a while…[/quote]

What you have been unaware of is that your mom has now conspired with your mother in law, so that every time you give her a glass of wine or cook her a meal she complains of the quality, thereby sending you into a tizzy.

Your mom trolled you by proxy.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]
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WHY I OUGHTA!!!

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…!!!

IM GONNA…!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO >:o

[quote]LordDogwood wrote:

Expert troll.

Practically all Balls of Steel videos on youtube are examples of trolling. Very funny.[/quote]

Throwing food?

That is not trolling.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]
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WHY I OUGHTA!!!

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…!!!

IM GONNA…!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO >:o

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]
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WHY I OUGHTA!!!

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…!!!

IM GONNA…!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO >:o

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yes of course

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]
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WHY I OUGHTA!!!

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…!!!

IM GONNA…!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO >:o

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yes of course[/quote]
hahahahhahahahahahhaa

Come on man, good lord

Do you like any type of comedy movies?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]
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WHY I OUGHTA!!!

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…!!!

IM GONNA…!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO >:o

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yes of course[/quote]
hahahahhahahahahahhaa

Come on man, good lord

Do you like any type of comedy movies? [/quote]
aha, see I’m better at it!!! you caved, I win! I knew you were trolling me…

comedies are almost my only favorite genre, since its the only thing I can take seriously (knowing the laws of physics makes a lot of action movies suck).

Clockwork orange has to be my favorite comedy…

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Sorry but if we’re talking trolls here, Americans cannot troll. They are not quick witted enough nor intelligent.[/quote]
[/quote]

WHY I OUGHTA!!!

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…!!!

IM GONNA…!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO >:o

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yes of course[/quote]
hahahahhahahahahahhaa

Come on man, good lord

Do you like any type of comedy movies? [/quote]
aha, see I’m better at it!!! you caved, I win! I knew you were trolling me…

comedies are almost my only favorite genre, since its the only thing I can take seriously (knowing the laws of physics makes a lot of action movies suck).

Clockwork orange has to be my favorite comedy…[/quote]

20 years of medicine for me and watching anything with medical terms, treatment etc. Drives me nuts

You seemed like more a “The Notebook” type comedy lover to me