Here is a thread about people doing funny stuff in real life
ball busting, snarky remarks, practical jokes, asshole behavior you have done on your last day at work. If you did something funny IRL please share im sure you guys are not only funny online
A troll is someone who starts an argument or interjects an inflammatory statement into a debate so that an argument will start. He may not care about the position he’s defending, all he wants is for people to fight.
The crotch-pointer in your story wasn’t being a troll, but he was being a douchebag, and what he said wasn’t that clever.
If you want to troll people IRL do it to women you know. Its so easy.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
I give him a 10, too.
For 10 years old.[/quote]
Now, don’t insult 10 year olds.
If we’re talking IQ points, then yes.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
I give him a 10, too.
For 10 years old.[/quote]
Now, don’t insult 10 year olds.
If we’re talking IQ points, then yes. [/quote]
people could always give an example of stellar IRL trolling to show me. ball busting is somewhat of an art
What was it that the trainer was doing or saying that made him so deserving of a ball busting? Was he giving his girlfriend wrong instruction? Were they hogging the machine? Do you think that the troll was trying to look cool in front of his friends, or do you think he said this merely for his own amusement? Do you think he had some sociopathic need to disrupt the couple’s training session? Do you think that the troll acted out of spite because he wished that he, too had a girlfriend to train with? Or do you think the troll just has a tiny penis?
Tell us what you really think, CircaThursday. After all, you were there.
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
If you want to troll people IRL do it to women you know. Its so easy.[/quote]
minus “you know”.
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
If you want to troll people IRL do it to women you know. Its so easy.[/quote]
I was at a Hooters last year, all the girls were incredibly skinny no ass, no tits none of them were really attractive. So our waitress started talking with me and a few of the guys I was with about how she needed to lose weight because the manager said she was close to being on the fat list. ( she was about 5’2 and maybe 100 lbs) So I decided to give her some weight loss advice and told her to get a gym membership and get into a weight lifting routine. Then I told her to only buy whole milk and drink 3 large glasses a day at get a good protein powder and use 2 scoops a day. I don’t think she bought into it but before I left I wrote on comment for the manager asking him whats up with all the fatties. Not sure if thats trolling but its fun.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
What was it that the trainer was doing or saying that made him so deserving of a ball busting? Was he giving his girlfriend wrong instruction? Were they hogging the machine? Do you think that the troll was trying to look cool in front of his friends, or do you think he said this merely for his own amusement? Do you think he had some sociopathic need to disrupt the couple’s training session? Do you think that the troll acted out of spite because he wished that he, too had a girlfriend to train with? Or do you think the troll just has a tiny penis?
Tell us what you really think, CircaThursday. After all, you were there. [/quote]
it was clever how the troll pretending not to hear the guy sounding all technical about a simple exercise. He just walked up like a pro and mocked the guy. The gf laughed like trainers must get stupid questions
[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
If you want to troll people IRL do it to women you know. Its so easy.[/quote]
I was at a Hooters last year, all the girls were incredibly skinny no ass, no tits none of them were really attractive. So our waitress started talking with me and a few of the guys I was with about how she needed to lose weight because the manager said she was close to being on the fat list. ( she was about 5’2 and maybe 100 lbs) So I decided to give her some weight loss advice and told her to get a gym membership and get into a weight lifting routine. Then I told her to only buy whole milk and drink 3 large glasses a day at get a good protein powder and use 2 scoops a day. I don’t think she bought into it but before I left I wrote on comment for the manager asking him whats up with all the fatties. Not sure if thats trolling but its fun.
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that’s definitely trolling… because as convinced as the girl might be about her not truly needing to lose weight, you might’ve just planted a seed in the managers head.
[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
If you want to troll people IRL do it to women you know. Its so easy.[/quote]
I was at a Hooters last year, all the girls were incredibly skinny no ass, no tits none of them were really attractive. So our waitress started talking with me and a few of the guys I was with about how she needed to lose weight because the manager said she was close to being on the fat list. ( she was about 5’2 and maybe 100 lbs) So I decided to give her some weight loss advice and told her to get a gym membership and get into a weight lifting routine. Then I told her to only buy whole milk and drink 3 large glasses a day at get a good protein powder and use 2 scoops a day. I don’t think she bought into it but before I left I wrote on comment for the manager asking him whats up with all the fatties. Not sure if thats trolling but its fun.
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pretty funny. Kind of messed up
[quote]CircaThursday wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
What was it that the trainer was doing or saying that made him so deserving of a ball busting? Was he giving his girlfriend wrong instruction? Were they hogging the machine? Do you think that the troll was trying to look cool in front of his friends, or do you think he said this merely for his own amusement? Do you think he had some sociopathic need to disrupt the couple’s training session? Do you think that the troll acted out of spite because he wished that he, too had a girlfriend to train with? Or do you think the troll just has a tiny penis?
Tell us what you really think, CircaThursday. After all, you were there. [/quote]
it was clever how the troll pretending not to hear the guy sounding all technical about a simple exercise. He just walked up like a pro and mocked the guy. The gf laughed like trainers must get stupid questions[/quote]
Well, you were there, so I guess if you say that a guy who goes out of his way to disturb a couple trying to train, just to sarcastically ask the man how to alleviate his sore dick, is not an immature asshole and a douchebag, but in actuality a pretty cool guy, then I guess it must be so.
I imagine he felt pretty proud of himself afterwards. What do you think?
I think we should talk about some funny stuff I find humor in many things.
One time, when I was out with my rugby team after a practice talking to a chick, some asshole came up and and asked if all rugby players are gay because we stick our heads in other guys asses. So I punched him in the face and turned around and kept talking to the chick like nothing happened. I trolled the SHIT outta that guy!
amidoingitright?
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
One time, when I was out with my rugby team after a practice talking to a chick, some asshole came up and and asked if all rugby players are gay because we stick our heads in other guys asses. So I punched him in the face and turned around and kept talking to the chick like nothing happened. I trolled the SHIT outta that guy!
amidoingitright?[/quote]
yes, you did that exactly how it was supposed to be done…well played
^^^
Couldn’t you have just said in a booming voice
“No man shall pass”?
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
One time, when I was out with my rugby team after a practice talking to a chick, some asshole came up and and asked if all rugby players are gay because we stick our heads in other guys asses. So I punched him in the face and turned around and kept talking to the chick like nothing happened. I trolled the SHIT outta that guy!
amidoingitright?[/quote]
Definitely.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
One time, when I was out with my rugby team after a practice talking to a chick, some asshole came up and and asked if all rugby players are gay because we stick our heads in other guys asses. So I punched him in the face and turned around and kept talking to the chick like nothing happened. I trolled the SHIT outta that guy!
amidoingitright?[/quote]
thats funny
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
One time, when I was out with my rugby team after a practice talking to a chick, some asshole came up and and asked if all rugby players are gay because we stick our heads in other guys asses. So I punched him in the face and turned around and kept talking to the chick like nothing happened. I trolled the SHIT outta that guy!
amidoingitright?[/quote]
That’s the trolling I like