[quote]angry chicken wrote:
One time, when I was out with my rugby team after a practice talking to a chick, some asshole came up and and asked if all rugby players are gay because we stick our heads in other guys asses. So I punched him in the face and turned around and kept talking to the chick like nothing happened. I trolled the SHIT outta that guy!
amidoingitright?[/quote]
Outstanding. And entirely appropriate.
If the trainer in CircaThursday’s story had just punched the douchebag crotch-pointer in the face, then just continued training with his girlfriend as if nothing had happened, the story would have been much better.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
One time, when I was out with my rugby team after a practice talking to a chick, some asshole came up and and asked if all rugby players are gay because we stick our heads in other guys asses. So I punched him in the face and turned around and kept talking to the chick like nothing happened. I trolled the SHIT outta that guy!
amidoingitright?[/quote]
Outstanding. And entirely appropriate.
If the trainer in CircaThursday’s story had just punched the douchebag crotch-pointer in the face, then just continued training with his girlfriend as if nothing had happened, the story would have been much better. [/quote]
Agreed
Actually, you know what would be even funnier? If the trainer’s girlfriend just hopped up off of the seated row bench, kicked the troll in the nuts, said “how does THAT feel?!” then just totally went Taekwon Do on his troll ass. Then CircaThursday would know once and for all whether a female martial artist can kick the ass of a gym rat.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
One time, when I was out with my rugby team after a practice talking to a chick, some asshole came up and and asked if all rugby players are gay because we stick our heads in other guys asses. So I punched him in the face and turned around and kept talking to the chick like nothing happened. I trolled the SHIT outta that guy!
amidoingitright?[/quote]
Shoulda shrugged and said that all you can say for sure is that you stuck more than just the head in his mom’s ass the other night.
[quote]CircaThursday wrote:
Yesturday at my gym I was doing cable rows. the guy at the adjacent row station was training his girlfriend how to do seated cable rows. He told her “be careful and keep your spine aligned, do not jerk the weight if you herniate a vertebra 1 mm its painful.”
15 seconds later a random guys walks up to the plain clothes trainer, lifts his leg, points to his groin and says “I have a pain right here what should I do”? then paused and proceeds to walk away laughing.
I give this IRL Troll 10/10
feel free to share other anecdotes of IRL trolling. or discuss the aspects of IRL trolling. i think this is interesting. [/quote]
Your story is bad and you should feel bad for telling it.
[quote]CircaThursday wrote:
Yesturday at my gym I was doing cable rows. the guy at the adjacent row station was training his girlfriend how to do seated cable rows. He told her “be careful and keep your spine aligned, do not jerk the weight if you herniate a vertebra 1 mm its painful.”
15 seconds later a random guys walks up to the plain clothes trainer, lifts his leg, points to his groin and says “I have a pain right here what should I do”? then paused and proceeds to walk away laughing.
I give this IRL Troll 10/10
feel free to share other anecdotes of IRL trolling. or discuss the aspects of IRL trolling. i think this is interesting. [/quote]
Your story is bad and you should feel bad for telling it.[/quote]
can’t argue that.
im surprised that on a site with such gifted and original jokers nobody does IRL trolling.
[quote]CircaThursday wrote:
Yesturday at my gym I was doing cable rows. the guy at the adjacent row station was training his girlfriend how to do seated cable rows. He told her “be careful and keep your spine aligned, do not jerk the weight if you herniate a vertebra 1 mm its painful.”
15 seconds later a random guys walks up to the plain clothes trainer, lifts his leg, points to his groin and says “I have a pain right here what should I do”? then paused and proceeds to walk away laughing.
I give this IRL Troll 10/10
feel free to share other anecdotes of IRL trolling. or discuss the aspects of IRL trolling. i think this is interesting. [/quote]
Your story is bad and you should feel bad for telling it.[/quote]
can’t argue that.
im surprised that on a site with such gifted and original jokers nobody does IRL trolling.[/quote]
I could see there being some very good practical jokers around here, but to me, real life trolling takes a different breed.
Internet trolling is easy and requires very little effort or creativity.
For some epic real life trolling, look up the work of Andy Kaufman. The guy was a freakin genius.
[quote]anonym wrote:
I give Random Gym Guy a 10/10 for rustling Varq’s jimmies.[/quote]
Ha! My jimmies are unrustlable.
[/quote]
what are they platinum or something? maybe gold?[/quote]
a gold chastity belt could explain a lot about his aversion to this thread…but I think he said rustle as in crumple up not rust
[quote]CircaThursday wrote:
Yesturday at my gym I was doing cable rows. the guy at the adjacent row station was training his girlfriend how to do seated cable rows. He told her “be careful and keep your spine aligned, do not jerk the weight if you herniate a vertebra 1 mm its painful.”
15 seconds later a random guys walks up to the plain clothes trainer, lifts his leg, points to his groin and says “I have a pain right here what should I do”? then paused and proceeds to walk away laughing.
I give this IRL Troll 10/10
feel free to share other anecdotes of IRL trolling. or discuss the aspects of IRL trolling. i think this is interesting. [/quote]
Your story is bad and you should feel bad for telling it.[/quote]
can’t argue that.
im surprised that on a site with such gifted and original jokers nobody does IRL trolling.[/quote]
I could see there being some very good practical jokers around here, but to me, real life trolling takes a different breed.
Internet trolling is easy and requires very little effort or creativity.
For some epic real life trolling, look up the work of Andy Kaufman. The guy was a freakin genius.
