Hey RU12NVME, don’t be mad because you had to sell your bike to pay off your nasty TJ trip. And yes, I do like to ride hard…just ask your wife=0)
I ride motocross right now and won’t be racing until i’m back up to speed. As for street, I have a 2002 Yamaha R6 that I do some stunt riding on as well as going to the drag strip. We also have what we call “private rides” where a group of us get together and go find places to race and stunt.
Well FUCK!!! Looks like the experimental cycle has come to and end. I was late for work yesterday just hauling ass down the highway on my streetbike when my Backpack came unzipped and everything flew out. I exited went the opposite way and jumped back on the freeway up to where it unzipped and the only thing I found was my work shirt. All my Dbol, Methyl-1-Test, Muscle Nitrous, Yellow Swarms, and EFA’s where all gone…scattered somewhere on the freeway.
man that sucks bro! i wish i was riding behind you.
That stretch of freeway is gonna be fucking HUGE!
damn bro that sucks. sorry to hear that. My friend just picked up an R6, I am hoping she lets me ride it tomorrow. Yes “she”. But if it is still snowing here, maybe I can ride her.
(Somewhere, CA) Associated Press
Southern Califonia DOT officials are ecstatic about a chance discovery made earlier today. A 1/4 mile section of highway was inexplicably widened and two lanes added for no apparent reason. DOT scientists taking core samples from the freeway discovered a mix of anabolic steroids in the blend of concrete, which appeared normal - though some thought it looked “slightly bloated” as if holding water and not completely cured. Upon closer investigation, it was discovered that in addition to the two new lanes, the existing lanes had all grown wider. “I’m not worried about the slightly bloated appearance” Chief Road Researcher Mani Lanes remarked. “If steroids caused this section to bloat, Nolvadex or Clomid will set it right.”
California’s governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, immediately filed a provisionary patent and introduced legislation to expand the overburdened freeway system through judicious use of steroids. “With this new technology we can tuh-mah-nate the budget crisis and revitalize California’s economy,” the governor was quoted as saying. “California will lead the nation in finding the best road building stacks.”
that was hilarious Horse
Soooo sad… sniff
All that precious gear…
Hey RU12NVME, don’t be mad because you had to sell your bike to pay off your nasty TJ trip. And yes, I do like to ride hard…just ask your wife=0)
I would ask her but you won’t take your damn dick out of her mouth long enough for her to answer you selfish bastard. OHH…and because of that little selling my YZF426 remark to pay off my TJ trip…well…no more free gear for you. You just go to Sugardaddy for that OK. I did not sell my bike for that…I refinanced my house to pay for the TJ trip…you think a bike was going to pay for all that shit I had? Fuck, get it right. Now take you dick out of my wifes mouth so she can answer bitch.
haha! Warhorse you are the man bro. Now if you dont think that shit is funny you can get the fuck out right now… Thats a shitter about the gear though for sure. That would be quite the site though to see some big fucker wondering around the freeway looking lost as hell. Some dude pulls over… “Whats the problem man?”. Tren is like “I lost my roids man!”
I think it’s an interesting situation all around.
TF, why the hell were you carrying your entire cycle’s worth of gear on you? On a rocket? Are you looking to get busted?
Cripe, about the only way I could ever ride my rocket anywhere without getting pulled over was to dress as a nun.
I also have this image of TF just riding along, minding his own business with this steady stream of gear flying out of his pack, enough to force the little old lady behind him (driving a mint, '73 Buick) to turn her wipers on in order to see through the cloud of pills swarming out of his backpack like angry bees.
heh…
You’re fucking hilarious Warhorse. Why was I carryiny my gear on me?? Because I have to. I work out after I get off work. The Dbol has to be spread throughout the day and I take the M1T an hour or more before training. The dbol I had in a small vitamin bottle because they are bright blue and nobody would know the difference. But heres the funny shit. Up here most of the prisoners clean up the highways. I can see it now, some ex convict is going to be walking along with his little garbage grabber arm thingy when he stumbles upon a fully cycle of Dbol, mehtyl1test and a few other things. Fucker!! I’m not trying to donate my damn cycle to those bastards. Oh well, what can you do??
I’d rather see the gear donated to a convict than spot it on the shoulder, stop, grab it, and have a cop pull up to see wtf I’m doing - that would suck.
damn i sure am glad someone knows what arm pump is tren freak. my forearms arm out of balance with my body as welldo to mx.tell someone you get arm pump and they think you have been spanking the monkey.lol hey tren you dont pump worse will on a cycle.winny pumps be bad when i ride.havent tried it with d bol.are you a four stroker yet?
tren, what part of cali do you live in?
Hey warhorse, finders keepers. Just tell the cop it’s your grandma’s heart med’s you left on the roof. HE-MAN, I guess you know what I mean then. Forarm pump during Motocross is almost suicide. If you’re pinned in 4th gear approaching a 100ft double or tabletop the last thing you need are forarms so pumped up that you can’t roll off the throttle or grab the brakes. My forarms are actually pretty thick when I flex them. I just can’t train them for size. I’ve only got to ride one Four stroke, a YZF 426. I liked it, but I was not on a track so I can’t say I liked it more than my new YZ250. I like the idea of them more though…
Hey Freaky Boy, you rode TWO…Count them…TWO four strokers. Now I admit the 426 might make the little WR250 that was borrowed seem like a moped but it still counts sorry. THAT was when you met my sister in law, when we picked up the bike. Is it all coming back to you now?