Transwoman Takes First Place

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Fine. I’ll “Do You’re Research” for you.

Watch the video in the @mr.v3lv3t 's post above.

For future reference, you could have found this very same set of images by using the search terms “Turkish Rambo Killcount” on an internet website called You Tube Dot Com.

I realize you people may not have had exposure to the innovations I speak of. If so, please blink twice.

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Thanks, @mr.v3lv3t

Shhh
 they even know what the blinking means now. You degenerate Western decadents give away too much information in your movies meant to corrupt the minds of your soulless populace.

I’ll blink thrice and claim I’m mocking the the Holy Trinity if anyone suspects me from now on.

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If you ever need asylum, you can crash in my basement on a cot next to the squat rack. We’ve got lots of rice. Protein and fat sources too. The rice is a carb source that has nothing to do with you. Stop thinking I was being racist for mentioning it. Be grateful for your basement cot next to the squat rack.

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You do know I’m gonna curl in it, right?

Joke’s on you, colonizer!

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You fool.

That’s precisely the moment at which I will unleash my White Privilege on you. Ask any Democrat. You have NO HOPE.

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Oh crap I think I’ve finally realized what White Privilege is.

It’s what the colonizers who made the Mulan live action movie think we call qi.

My real qi isn’t strong enough to counter yours’s. I’m done for!

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Real question, is this the same thing that’s sometimes referred to as “chi”? Forgive my ignorance if I am conflating cultures.

Yes, “qi” is just the way it’s spelt in hanyu pinyin for standardization and accuracy in pronunciation of certain words. The “q” is basically the same as “ch”. But “chi” with the “i” would change the pronunciation of the word in Mandarin.

I spell it this way because I only use a hanyu pinyin keyboard to type Chinese words. I wouldn’t care if others who don’t speak the language spell it differently for practical purposes.

It’s similar to what the Japanese have.

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Here’s another example.

There is no such word as “Tao” when referring to the stuff pertaining to philosophy and metaphysical shit. Not even in any Chinese dialects. It’s supposed to be “dao”. It would sound like “doh” in Cantonese. And there are so many variations of words with “dao” in it it will blow your mind lol.

This dude, James Wong (RIP), fucking genius of a lyricist, is just mocking all the woo woo shit based on the concept of “dao” with a little political commentary thrown in. I don’t even understand half of the words myself lol.

“dao” is also used in the word “hu shuo ba dao”, which basically means “nonsense”.

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Here in the USA we’ve got a word to cover all of those concepts.

It’s called Kicking Ass.

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Someone named Tsui Hark, a visionary director who went nuts one day after making some of the greatest movies in existence, went to Hollywood and ended up giving the world the Van Damme masterpiece Double Team, apparently had the same thought when he used it in his 80s movie classic A Chinese Ghost Story.

(This is the Cantonese version, which has even MORE variations because the lyrics are different. The subs aren’t accurate lol.)

In about 6 weeks, this will be a world wide debate.

If you start training a sport at the age of 35 and regularly win podium places on an international level in your forties, then there are two options:

  • The sport isn’t that hard or has a very limited talent pool

  • You have some inherent advantage over your fellow competitors

Since we’re talking about Olympic weightlifting, I believe we know the answer


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I know with a sport like women’s soccer, it’s both. Soccer is not easy, if you are man competing against men, but if you are a man competing against women (or, as the national team found out, 15 year old boys competing against women) it is easy. The reason it’s easy is because men (and boys) have an inherent advantage over women. The same applies to basketball.

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She’s genetically gifted in that she was lucky enough to be a woman that went through male puberty

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Bah. Soccer IS for girls and girly men. Real men should play REAL sports. Like curling.

Seriously, I gave up on watching the game after all the diving just drove me nuts and my wife made me stop betting. Fuck Van Nistelrooy.

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Any sport that involves a broom can only be made for women.

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I spent the last hour or so reading through this entire thread.

That Turkish Rambo Killcount thing is pretty rad. Worth the read.

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This thread is what, four years old now?

And here we are today, with a brave and beautiful woman shattering the glass ceiling by showing us all that a women’s weightlifting Olympian can have a penis.

Women everywhere, rejoice!

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