What a piece of shit movie. A million and one continuity issues. I’m all for suspending disbelief so that I can enjoy a good movie but Christ almighty I don’t want to be treated like an idiot either.
Why did that watch thing become not important after they had the jokes with it?
Sam’s problem of feeling useless cos he “saved the world twice” and is now reduced to working in an office with the rest of us peasants annoyed the shit out of me. Spoiled fucking brat.
Girl was hot but relying on a single ass shot to get you through a whole movie is just fucking weak.
The Autobots primary weapon is their leader, Optimus Prime. Supposedly the last Prime in existence. ‘oh wait there’s actually another one just sitting on the moon’. Bullshit.
Megaton decides to fight Sentinal because the hot girl called him out and called him a bitch? More bullshit.
Trying to make every Autobot so human was cheesy as hell.
Looked amazing, can’t take that away from it but otherwise just a shitty franchise miller.
Saw it last night. It was disapointing. It was long, but at the same time alot of scenes seemed rushed (fight scenes). The watch was dumb, and aside from being used poorly to comedic effect, only showed that Sam is a coward, and Optimus won’t hesitate to lie to him. It sees all, and hears all, but it drops off his wrist and that’s the last thats seen of it? Lame. Starscream died to one incompetant human, Megatron hasn’t healed at all since the last movie, and inspite of Sam promising to kill Mcdreamy for kidnapping his girlfriend, and selling out to the decepticons, he damb near tries to hug it out with him instead of shooting his ass to stop him from reactivating the space bridge. In my opinion #2 was a much better movie.
[quote]Broncoandy wrote:
inspite of Sam promising to kill Mcdreamy for kidnapping his girlfriend, and selling out to the decepticons, he damb near tries to hug it out with him instead of shooting his ass to stop him from reactivating the space bridge. In my opinion #2 was a much better movie.[/quote]
Uh, Sam almost shot him in the building till the condor decepticon came off the wall and shook the gun out of his hand and threw him out of the building. Then Sam and Bumblebee nearly shot him with the Decepticon hovercraft thing they were flying. Then Sam and McDreamy went hand-to-hand with the fighting over trying to restart the pillar.
At what point did Sam nearly try to hug it out with Mcdreamy?
spoilers it was a control device to make him get info for the decpticons without revealing his betrayal, he accomplished the task, it was no longer needed
I think it was a decent summer movie. It is fine for people who want big explosions…and frankly, this is really the best these robots have looked in action.
I have to give credit where credit is due. The special effects were on another level…and Leonard Nemoy did a great job of doing the voice acting. He really sold that character.
Honestly, most of these gripes seem jaded. Most of you must hate most movies if the reaction to it is this.
Cons: The girl in this movie was fine…but she looked fake to me. I would stare at a woman like this, but would avoid speaking to her. She’s like art…and you can’t fuck art.
Other than not making this really serious, I do not see where all of the hate is coming from.
This movie was better than the previous two…and seeing Buzz still kicking after a long life of screwing super models since he walked on the moon was cool shit.
I think some of you need to just learn to enjoy a fucking movie.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I saw this drivel yesterday, waaay too long, if it was 90 minutes it would of been better. Not enough Megatron, not enough robot on robot action. I also agree about the autobots having robot hair and looking more human, stupid.
But the main question I have is…how the fuck does that broad who is falling down buildings and dodging bullets and transformers leave her High Heel Pumps on through the whole fucking movie.[/quote]
LOL. I do agree with this. They fell off in editing because it felt every minute of 2 and a half hours.
[quote]caveman101 wrote: spoilers it was a control device to make him get info for the decpticons without revealing his betrayal, he accomplished the task, it was no longer needed[/quote]
That was clear in the movie though. I mean, there was no watch in the original mythology so why keep it in just because it was created now? It’s whole purpose was to see if the Autobots had any plan to come back or to hide or anything else that woild screw up an assassination attempt.
After they were “blown up”, there was no use for it.
I mean, I can understand the gripes of the girl they got to play his love interest. She was a walking mannequin, but why jump on everything?
That just shows some of you hate the franchise itself or maybe the director…and not really the content.
I mean, you could pick apart Inception if you wanted to and really hated the concept.
I have a masive appreciacion for the amount of work it takes to do the CGI in those movies. I did however think that the scenes with the presidents was really cheesy and awkward for such a high budget movie and also that they could have done the girlfriend situation a little bit better.
[quote]caveman101 wrote: spoilers it was a control device to make him get info for the decpticons without revealing his betrayal, he accomplished the task, it was no longer needed[/quote]
That was clear in the movie though. I mean, there was no watch in the original mythology so why keep it in just because it was created now? It’s whole purpose was to see if the Autobots had any plan to come back or to hide or anything else that woild screw up an assassination attempt.
After they were “blown up”, there was no use for it.
I mean, I can understand the gripes of the girl they got to play his love interest. She was a walking mannequin, but why jump on everything?
That just shows some of you hate the franchise itself or maybe the director…and not really the content.
I mean, you could pick apart Inception if you wanted to and really hated the concept.[/quote]
I just hated how the…
SPOILER ALERT
The blonde mannequin talked Megatron into killing Sentinel Prime. He let a cockroach trick him. Fucking retarded.
Yes, it was too long, and there are some issues w/ it. However… it’s a Michael Bay movie; what were you expecting? I was expecting car chases and 'splosions, and I got them.
Rosie is hot. X not gonna fuck art? Fuck that, I’d pound her into the earth’s crust.
SPOILERS
That sequence on the freeway where Sam is riding in Bee, they jump that sign, both flying through the air, and Bee re-forms around Sam as they land so that he ends up in the passenger seat where he was before? C’mon, that was fun!
Okay, maybe it’s the little kid in me but this movie was awesome.
Unlike some of you bastards I go into films like this with the same eyes I watched the cartoons and played with the toys. I don’t expect “Hurt Locker” when I walk in, and I’m not “disappointed” when i leave. It’s like “expendables”. You guys got all butt hurt it wasn’t “Gone With the Wind”, when all it was supposed to be is blood, guts, ass kicking and a couple stupid jokes thrown in here and there.
Also, that chick is NOT hot in the slightest. I wouldn’t even think twice unless she was damn near naked walking down the street. WOOF!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
He let a cockroach trick him. Fucking retarded.
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Wasn’t he sorta dumb in all the cartoons too? I mean, not being the brightest was sort of his thing right?
The only part of the movie I didn’t like was like you guys have said Megatron being convinced to fight sentinel after a 20 second talk with the girlfriend.
I loved how they tied in the moon landing and Chernobyl into a cover up/conspiracy, that was awesome and there was some great unexpected humor. Seriously, how can you not love the Asian guy? I was LMAO @ the bathroom scene when he rubs his manifesto in Sams face. Plenty of good action scenes, explosions etc which is what I was hoping for. A bit long though, yah.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Okay, maybe it’s the little kid in me but this movie was awesome.
Unlike some of you bastards I go into films like this with the same eyes I watched the cartoons and played with the toys. I don’t expect “Hurt Locker” when I walk in, and I’m not “disappointed” when i leave. It’s like “expendables”. You guys got all butt hurt it wasn’t “Gone With the Wind”, when all it was supposed to be is blood, guts, ass kicking and a couple stupid jokes thrown in here and there.
Also, that chick is NOT hot in the slightest. I wouldn’t even think twice unless she was damn near naked walking down the street. WOOF!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
He let a cockroach trick him. Fucking retarded.
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Wasn’t he sorta dumb in all the cartoons too? I mean, not being the brightest was sort of his thing right?
I’m rusty, its been awhile since I saw this.[/quote]
Agreed. The kid in me loved this shit even though I would have preferred they just kept the girl from the first one if they were going to act like they were using this new one only as a hood ornament…only with less ass.
No cohesion whatsover and plenty of continuity issues- An easy movie to rip apart and laugh about if your the “film critic” type.
Oh and the scene where for no reason a fake boobed porn-star-lookalike makes a cameo appearance in the office had me shaking my head, Michael Bay you crafty devil. I noticed how un-needed that was and I’m sure you did too.
BUT it was very entertaining/exciting and Rosie Whiteley was better then expected/probably better then Megan Fox.
Critically I imagine like 5/10 if that. But personally I’d give it a solid 6.5. entertaining.