Don t get yor panties all in a buch.
if youre training pants are to long then you might want to think about putting on some big boy pants
[quote]fmaurice wrote:
Hey guys, I had a trick question.
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Uh huh. You sure do!
Have you tried getting taller?
If that doesnt work, put a complaint in writing to management and if they dont do anything about it trip and hurt yourself and sue.
OP, for you, I think this should do the trick.
Problem solved.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
haha, i totally thought this thread was going to be about potty training.[/quote]
snort
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Big Banana wrote:
My dick is so big I have to wear a kilt and a shoe on my cock. What should I do with the extra shoe?[/quote]
Use it to gauge bodyfat.
Newbs…[/quote]
very important! has to be the LEFT shoe!
My training pants are a little too short, let’s trade.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
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A guy older than 16 that needs instructions to hem a pair of pants is going to need help on his Honeymoon too! The same could be said for a washer/dryer, an iron, the oven, etc…
Check out pants by Tenaga Sports, they are baggy in the glute/ham area by design.
get taller by avoiding dairy and gluten
[quote]odessaspeed wrote:
Check out pants by Tenaga Sports, they are baggy in the glute/ham area by design.
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Finally, fmaurice can let out the breath he’s been holding for 20 months.
Do you even date?
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
Tuck 'em into your socks, but you have to wear big puffy socks (preferably of a day-glo neon color), workboots, a string tank top and sunglasses. This way everyone will know how hardcore you really are.
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True story, when I go home periodically, my folks live in Arlington, TX, home of Metroflex, and I’ll work out there for the week or two I’m there. I haven’t seen him in a while but, I believe it was right after his final Olympia win or the loss after that, Ron Coleman would come in there wearing outfits you wouldn’t suggest as a joke on this thread, they were so absurd. One I remember in particular was a full-set all-grape-purple cotton sweatsuit with elastic wrists and ankles, along with matching neon lemon yellow socks and headband. I am not joking and I’m sure anyone here who’s been to Metroflex enough times can vouch for some of these outfits.
But then, he was Ronnie Coleman.
And the people who are providing actual advice to the OP are like, the Mother Theresa’s of the internet. What happened here? Back in my day, this thread would have already been 10 pages of photoshops of the OP and the only text offered would have borne a strange resemblance to binary code.
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[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
haha, i totally thought this thread was going to be about potty training.[/quote]
snort[/quote]
It isn’t?
jesus people, it’s simply. Stop training legs to fit back into the mediums… and I find it hard to believe your thighs are so big they can’t fit into M size athletic pants
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
get taller by avoiding dairy and gluten[/quote]
good one
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
And instead grow a “Gregron Approved” 'stache, of course[/quote]