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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Yep!!!
my birthday was yesterday =)[/quote]
Well happy birthday then! I like how this is turning into a thread devoted to your sense of humor. You’re welcome for the hijack and all the extra attention ;).[/quote]
There are many that would say I have a lame sense of humor. I find that laughing for what they think is no reason makes them think I am crazy so they are very nice to me. Fear or Pity, whatever, it all works for me =)
[quote]redgladiator wrote:
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
So I was out in downtown Boston on Friday night, at this place called Mcfadden’s. The people I was with decided they wanted to go to a place across the street called Kitty O’Shea’s. I said that sounds like the type of name that is usually followed by" …gives 5 people hepatitis in one night". Regardless we all go.
So I walk in, and it looks fairly seedy. We head out to the dance floor and this guy walks up to me, shakes my hand, won’t let it go and says “It is SO good to see you here. You are SO hot”. I didn’t really know what to say, he was talking like he knew me, and as I was buzzed at this point my facial recognition wasn’t great. I wrenched my hand free, thanked him, and walked off. The next morning I realized he is either the twin of, or actually WAS this trainer at my gym. The weird thing is, I haven’t seen the trainer all week now. How can I find out if it was him or not? He’s a nice enough guy, it’s just…ya know…I’m straight.
I mean, I’m used to getting hit on, I’m really good looking and I have this air of sexual power and mastery about me. It’s just awkward because I was friendly with the guy at my gym, and I don’t want it to be weird when I go there to work out. [/quote]
I think it’s awkward because you obviously missed out on purpose what happened between you walking off and the next morning. Maybe you was so ‘buzzed’ you don’t remember. What you need to ask yourself is why he was in your mind the next morning and long enough for you to start a whole tread about him. Why has he been avioding you? Something else happened that night you don’t want to share?
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How does your turd cutter feel?
Or did you fill him full of your sexual mastery?
Either way OP, you gay.
P.S - I like your “no rape” tape.
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
How does your turd cutter feel?
Or did you fill him full of your sexual mastery?
Either way OP, you gay.
P.S - I like your “no rape” tape.
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Or the trainer might have seen the wedgie shot in his RMP thread.
Gayer than cum on a mustache.
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OK. That’s fucked up
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WTF…hahahahahaha
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That’s disturbing! But I have to admit that it made me laugh and I felt a little bit guilty about that!
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The fuck? D:
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It repulsed me, too… That’s why I had to share.
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[quote]cycloneforce wrote:
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I was hit on by a gay dude once. I never get hit on, so it was flattering; I actually blushed. He told me he thought it was cute, then left me alone.[/quote]
I was hit on by a gay dude once and I threw a bar stool at him.[/quote]
You sound like a reasonable, level-headed chap.
DB[/quote]
It was a loooong time ago. I have more self control now…and better aim.