mayo on a burger is delicious, whatchu tawkin bout?
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Thass 'sactly what my old grand pappy used to say, young feller.
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Your “grand pappy” should have had his nuts cut out before he generated any offspring.
I can only imagine his undying regret at the stupidity of his grandson.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Yes, been there. Would love to spend more time there. I like that kind of country.
In fact, I have been practically everywhere you can possibly go in TX and I agree with your above post.
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My college room mate was from Hamilton, Montana. We got along like two long-lost cousins - still do to this day.
The desolation of Montana is not that much different than that of Far West Texas. The only real difference is the winter temps.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Otep wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
SSC wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
I mean, where else could you order a ‘texas double’ from Wendy’s? Two all-beef patties (I’m hoping), pickles, onions, cheese, and a shot of monterrey mustard (or something like that), all advertised in a john wayne drawl and purchaseable for 99c.
Anywhere I’d assume. The double stack is on the dollar menu at Wendy’s. In NY they put mayo and ketchup instead of mustard though (lettuce too). New York is special though. Mayo on a burger is horrific. [/quote]
Well, yeah, you can now. They even call it the double stack here 
I’m still pretty sure they decided to export it to the rest of the union because of the awesomeness imbued to it by it’s introduction in Texas, though.
If you eat mayo on a hamburger, regardless of how gay the name of said burger is, you can never be considered a real Texan.
Mayo + beef = gay as hell.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
mayo on a burger is delicious, whatchu tawkin bout?[/quote]
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[quote]FormerlyTexasGuy wrote:
imhungry wrote:
FormerlyTexasGuy wrote:
tom63 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
I’m pretty sure he was joking.
So how much does one of those things cost? And how sluggish would it be to drive, with a car stashed away inside it?
BBB
I hate when yankee fucks try to joke at the south’s expense.
Hey,we have trailer parks, guns, and white trash here in Pa. I don’t live in one, but I do shoot deer and other animals and eat them, carry a gun on a daily basis and like the Charlie Daniels Band.
Don’t sell the north short, take Philly and Pittsburgh away, really, please take them away, and you have Alabama.
As an aside, I never considered Texas the south, I always considered them Texas.
I think your Texas assessment is pretty spot on. I have friends in Louisiana and Alabama, and while I do identify with them more so than New Mexicans, Californians and yankees, there is a definite difference in the subculture and histories.
Same as my part of texas and far west texas. In fact, I can get to Florida faster than I can some parts of my own state.
I spent some time in Maryland. Cumberland and parts of southern PA. It is alot like mississippi. But with a nicer landscape. I liked it though.
Where at in Pa.?
I’m 10 minutes outside of Delaware.
Reading and Allentown
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I live about an hour north of Reading in coal mining land.
BTW, my office is in the town where the past week’s secret millionaire was filmed. That show is a total scam. First it did nothing to show normal stuff, and second I’m pretty sure that show is a setup. My work out buddy’s aunt got 100K for beign a dogooder. He told me she was the biggest scam artist going.
She was shopping at a small in town over priced family grocery store in a town 10-12 miles from her house to take food to some needy people that live a few blocks from her salon in Frackville, Pa. where there is a grocery store practically next door to the homes were she delvered the food to.
the only thing they have in texas is queers and steers.
so im guessing you like mayo on your beef a little more than youre willing to admit.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Never been on the anabolic diet? Full-fat mayo on a Steak-burger allows you to travel.
BONEZ217 wrote:
Mayo on a burger is horrific.
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Absolutely disgusting.
2 extra pieces of cheese as a subsitute anyday.
Well I saaay gossshhh darn…them’s fighting words there, old-timer. And my grand pappy and I 'ave fresh powder for the likes of ye varmints.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
Thass 'sactly what my old grand pappy used to say, young feller.
Your “grand pappy” should have had his nuts cut out before he generated any offspring.
I can only imagine his undying regret at the stupidity of his grandson. [/quote]
Why do people always use the “must have a small dick because they have something I don’t” phrase. If you can afford a Ferrari or Hatteras Yacht or Tiffin Motorhome or 10,000sq ft home on 100 acres and want it I say get it.
Some people buy these things for status. Some of us like speed, or the ocean, or to travel, or to have that nice big house with no neighbors up our ass. Just because you want to enjoy the fruits of your labors does not make you a S.O.B.
If you do something to stand out in a crowd: be it 20 inch arms in sleeveless attire (bbers), splashing your name all over a skyscraper (trump towers) that some look at as being insecure, a giant mobile home what others look at as blatant over-consumption (its his hard earned money, whats your fucking problem) people will say “you have a small dick”.
The thing is, the successful don;t abandon their plans to stand out for fear of being chastised.
Your best bet is to ignore the penniless fuckers who say such shit to feel better about themselves, and do you own damn thang.
If you’ve got it, flaunt it…people will always downplay success to feel better about their own pathetic selves.
[quote]silverblood wrote:
Why do people always use the “must have a small dick because they have something I don’t” phrase. If you can afford a Ferrari or Hatteras Yacht or Tiffin Motorhome or 10,000sq ft home on 100 acres and want it I say get it.
Some people buy these things for status. Some of us like speed, or the ocean, or to travel, or to have that nice big house with no neighbors up our ass. Just because you want to enjoy the fruits of your labors does not make you a S.O.B.[/quote]
[quote]silverblood wrote:
Why do people always use the “must have a small dick because they have something I don’t” phrase. If you can afford a Ferrari or Hatteras Yacht or Tiffin Motorhome or 10,000sq ft home on 100 acres and want it I say get it.
Some people buy these things for status. Some of us like speed, or the ocean, or to travel, or to have that nice big house with no neighbors up our ass. Just because you want to enjoy the fruits of your labors does not make you a S.O.B.[/quote]
Ferrari =/= Hummer.
[quote]silverblood wrote:
Why do people always use the “must have a small dick because they have something I don’t” phrase. If you can afford a Ferrari or Hatteras Yacht or Tiffin Motorhome or 10,000sq ft home on 100 acres and want it I say get it.
Some people buy these things for status. Some of us like speed, or the ocean, or to travel, or to have that nice big house with no neighbors up our ass. Just because you want to enjoy the fruits of your labors does not make you a S.O.B.[/quote]
Because they don’t have it and more importantly can’t have it. So, making an assumption and believing it makes them feel better about their sub par status.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
Never been on the anabolic diet? Full-fat mayo on a Steak-burger allows you to travel.
BONEZ217 wrote:
Mayo on a burger is horrific.
Absolutely disgusting.
2 extra pieces of cheese as a subsitute anyday. [/quote]
God damn right.
Mayo is sick shit. Reminds me of that shit you squeeze out of your pimples.
[quote]FormerlyTexasGuy wrote:
silverblood wrote:
Why do people always use the “must have a small dick because they have something I don’t” phrase. If you can afford a Ferrari or Hatteras Yacht or Tiffin Motorhome or 10,000sq ft home on 100 acres and want it I say get it.
Some people buy these things for status. Some of us like speed, or the ocean, or to travel, or to have that nice big house with no neighbors up our ass. Just because you want to enjoy the fruits of your labors does not make you a S.O.B.
Because they don’t have it and more importantly can’t have it. So, making an assumption and believing it makes them feel better about their sub par status.
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All true, but I doubt I would ever buy a Ferrari. I might buy a million dollar motor home, a ranch in Wyoming or Montana, a Chey Tac 408 with their fancy ranging system, a few thousand rounds of 50 cal, and a bunch of classes at shooting schools.
The motor home would allow me some kick ass PSU tailgates, and a ranch is self explanatory. As for guns, well, that’s self explanatory. As for Ferraris, while beautiful to me just aren’t as good of a vehicle as a top line Acura, Lexus, etc.
To me it’s like having a beautiful gal who’s frigid. One splurge would be a nice boat if I had the cash. But be warned, a boat is a huge money pit. My brother in law who was a USNA grad told me this.
Great fun if you ahve the money, but you better have a lot.
[quote]SSC wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
And this is why I never understand how people always stereotype Texas…our state is too damn big and diverse. And spot on about East TX being everything east of 45. If my hometown isn’t “Southern,” I don’t know what is.
I think it’s kind of brought upon itself, in all honesty. When you hear things like “God’s State,” “The Lonestar State,” and phrases like “Everything’s Bigger in Texas,” it gives folks who haven’t been there a false sense of what Texas really is.[/quote]
But these things are all true.
What is funny is that it’s also true Texas is one of the most economically sound states in the country all the time and especially right now. It is also home to a number of Fortune 500 and 100 corporations and has some of the most racially and culturally diverse cities in the nation, as well as one of the largest populations.
It is true that the cowboy culture is very relevant to the state, most of us love hunting and fishing, the rodeo is a big deal and we do speak with sort of a hybrid southern drawl, even in the cities, though it varies a little from region to region.
We hunt, fish, tailgate, camp, check out the rodeo etc during our free time and go to work in high rise offices monday through friday with views that look over some of the largest cities in the nation, in my case the fourth largest and closing quickly on Chicago.
There is no shame for most of us in being southern by geography and truly unique culturally. In fact, the Lone Star reputation is a source of pride and everybody else is a bunch of yuppies.
I love being able to put on some board shorts and flip flops, drive 45 minutes to the beach and play beach volley ball, swim, fish, surf etc. Or four hours to S. Padre, where MTV hosts it’s spring break party almost every year.
I attended S. Padre spring break three of my four years in college and loved that I could drive there faster than many people could fly.
I also love driving two to three hours to some of the best hunting in the country for dove, deer, quail and turky.
I also love fishing both freshwater for bass and catfish and saltwater for trout (which are much more fun to catch than fresh trout) and reds or all sorts of species deep sea.
And, I love the night life Houston offers with the rooftop bars facing the downtown skyline, tons of restaurants that have caused houston to be nationally recognized for it’s cuisine, night clubs, comedy clubs, jazz clubs, blues clubs (second only to New Orleans if you are considering Houston) top notch strip clubs etc.
I also love that Texas is an athletic powerhouse on all levels and that we basically piss excellence in everything we do.
We are God’s state, we are the Lonestar State, we do like to hunt and fish, drive trucks and do all the redneck shit and we do it with more class than most of you yuppies have in one toe. As demonstrated by the fucking awesome yacht on wheels displayed in this thread.
[quote]FormerlyTexasGuy wrote:
SSC wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
And this is why I never understand how people always stereotype Texas…our state is too damn big and diverse. And spot on about East TX being everything east of 45. If my hometown isn’t “Southern,” I don’t know what is.
I think it’s kind of brought upon itself, in all honesty. When you hear things like “God’s State,” “The Lonestar State,” and phrases like “Everything’s Bigger in Texas,” it gives folks who haven’t been there a false sense of what Texas really is.
But these things are all true.
What is funny is that it’s also true Texas is one of the most economically sound states in the country all the time and especially right now. It is also home to a number of Fortune 500 and 100 corporations and has some of the most racially and culturally diverse cities in the nation, as well as one of the largest populations.
It is true that the cowboy culture is very relevant to the state, most of us love hunting and fishing, the rodeo is a big deal and we do speak with sort of a hybrid southern drawl, even in the cities, though it varies a little from region to region.
We hunt, fish, tailgate, camp, check out the rodeo etc during our free time and go to work in high rise offices monday through friday with views that look over some of the largest cities in the nation, in my case the fourth largest and closing quickly on Chicago.
There is no shame for most of us in being southern by geography and truly unique culturally. In fact, the Lone Star reputation is a source of pride and everybody else is a bunch of yuppies.
I love being able to put on some board shorts and flip flops, drive 45 minutes to the beach and play beach volley ball, swim, fish, surf etc. Or four hours to S. Padre, where MTV hosts it’s spring break party almost every year.
I attended S. Padre spring break three of my four years in college and loved that I could drive there faster than many people could fly.
I also love driving two to three hours to some of the best hunting in the country for dove, deer, quail and turky.
I also love fishing both freshwater for bass and catfish and saltwater for trout (which are much more fun to catch than fresh trout) and reds or all sorts of species deep sea.
And, I love the night life Houston offers with the rooftop bars facing the downtown skyline, tons of restaurants that have caused houston to be nationally recognized for it’s cuisine, night clubs, comedy clubs, jazz clubs, blues clubs (second only to New Orleans if you are considering Houston) top notch strip clubs etc.
I also love that Texas is an athletic powerhouse on all levels and that we basically piss excellence in everything we do.
We are God’s state, we are the Lonestar State, we do like to hunt and fish, drive trucks and do all the redneck shit and we do it with more class than most of you yuppies have in one toe. As demonstrated by the fucking awesome yacht on wheels displayed in this thread. [/quote]
Haha… man, I’m not trying to give you a hard time, but it’s posts like this that prolong the stereotypes.
Guess what? We hunt, fish, play football, go to the beach, and drive big trucks here, too. We just don’t feel the need to go around and tell everyone else about it. It’s not too exciting to boast about doing shit that everyone else does, too.
That’s why everyone pokes fun at Texas.
mayo is 100 calories a TBSP, have some fucking respect.