Neil, dude, pack another dime in your pipe and smoke away… Cause you have to be stoned. There’s no way someone’s as stupid as you without “help”.
Yeah but his coat will be nice and shiny and his stool easier to pick up outta the yard.
…what a ridiculous thread, I am with CGB on the Cock Punch idea…
“Rubbing my crystal…” Sheesh…
'Cake is sad
this thread’s so bad
so much so
that he must go
and bash his head
until the red
will blind his eyes
so he’ll despise
this thread no more
cause it’s a chore
to read this junk
and worse this bunk
will make him dumb
his brain be numb
he’s all messed up
your favorite cup
will need his meds
before his beds
unless nightmares
and other scares
will make him sleep
in fits, who cares?
“Ripping off tha’ Monkey”
~ Since 2.8576 seconds ago.
As my advisor used to say, “You want to stay off of the slippery part of the slope.”
I’ve got the Cock Block for your Cock Punch!
At least, that’s what my friends tell me! I’m a professional cock blocker!
Hey, I can’t help it if you won’t talk to the ladies, I’m more than capable of throwing up the Shields and taking control of a situation!
LOL!
Stud,
cool diagrams! I think I get it now.
Neil
Ok, guys, seriously.
Tell me how I’m being retarded here. I’d honestly like to know.
I said the life expectancy between now and 100 years ago isn’t that different if you go at LE at age 18.
I looked up the date and found some info. The difference at 20 was 13.5 years between now and 100 years ago. That’s not a huge difference.
Isn’t a life expectancy of 60 old enough to see heart disease?
Seriously, how am I being retarded? Please, no jokes. I want to know for real for future reference. I like this place, which is why I didn’t leave.
Neil
Stu,
HAHAHAH!! bad typo! Hope it wasn’t a Freudian slip. LOL
Neil
NielG… Another victim of the pop up picture book generation, can’t buy a clue till he see’s the freakin diagram.
Brad,
what the hell? Why can’t people lay off the insults? At least I’m bringing up some topics of discussion, numnuts.
Dude, 13.5 years is approximately 20% longer. Would you like your dick to be 20% longer? Well fuck yeah. It’s a big difference man, whether you think it is or not. It’s the difference between seeing your grandkids being born and seeing them off to college. That’s a big f’n difference.
I don’t know about life expectancy, but I find that if I don’t wipe my ass after I take a shit, it doesn’t stink AT ALL (unless i do hard exercise, but that’s just sweat).
The point is, I can get away with wiping my ass only once every 2-3 days so long as I shower once a week.
Deodorant? Deodorant is for pussies! Ok, I’ll admit to using deodorant once a month, but that’s just when I skip my weekly shower.
Don’t even get me started on tooth brushing! Did people brush their teeth like 1000 years ago? Most of them didn’t! And their life expectancy was just as high as it is today, assuming they took their yearly bath.
Interesting fact: in the middle ages, people only bathed once a year, usually in March, which is why most weddings are in July. You see, people didn’t stink too bad by July. This is also why the brides carry boquets (to hide body odor).
So don’t tell me shit like “you’re not clean”. Hey, I wipe my ass every 3 days, I shower every week. Hell, I even change my socks once they get encrusted with mold. But compared to medieval standards, I’m as clean as laundry detergent. It’s all ground in facts, you see.
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Harkonnen, well done…
“Your piece stinks. We fed it to the turtle”
~ David Holahan