This thread delivers.
No interference that is fucking excellent!!! that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard since I was at school and walked into the bathroom to find the whole thing covered in shit… even the ceiling!!!
How did the peanuts taste the second time?
Why didn’t you look for TP first, before you shit??
Why did I even bother reading this retarded thread???
This thread is jokes.
same thing happened to me once. but there were no mags lying around so i had to use my boxer shorts and did my workout commando mode. Should’nt have done incline db press…
[quote]dollarmenu wrote:
Funniest shit I’ve read. There’s always that one guy in the bathroom dropping a deuce so that the whole room stinks.
I always try to hold my breath when I take a leak. I need to do more cardio because i never make it out in time…[/quote]
Reminds me of scout camp. The outhouses would stink so bad that’d it burn your eyes. I remember I was taking a quick pee and the kid in the stall next to me was gagging then I hear “I’m not going to make it”. He ran out of the outhouse and I heard him puking.
this thread is super serial!
No Interference going from stall to stall > Little Bo Peep and the three bears
Edit: I know i got the fairy tale wrong…whichever one is the girl who tests all the bears porridge, beds, etc. till she finds the right one
We had a guy at work load the bowl with lots and lots and lots of toilet paper and then he’d shit on top of it…happened about once a week…some guy complained to his boss…his boss that was a woman…this woman was the head of the Audit department and decided that in order to catch the Mad Shatter she would confiscate all the men’s room keys…
Most of the guys gave up their key, but a few of us were like, “fuck you, I don’t shit funny and you can’t have my key”…anyway…since every other guy had to go to her to get a key to the men’s room she would have them sign the key in and then sign it out and then SHE would come into the men’s room to check and see if the guy that just got the key from her was the Mad Shatter…a couple of times she’d walk in on me or one of the other guys that kept their own keys…was very strange…
She never did catch the Mad Shatter…most of us thought it was some guy from the French TV office down the hall, but couldn’t ever prove it…chemical analyis of the feces may have indicated a high croissant content, but there was no budget for chemical anlysis…the Comptroller finally fired the lady that was in charge of the Audit department…no one was really surprised…
Maybe SHE was the one?
[quote]sen say wrote:
We had a guy at work load the bowl with lots and lots and lots of toilet paper and then he’d shit on top of it…happened about once a week…some guy complained to his boss…his boss that was a woman…this woman was the head of the Audit department and decided that in order to catch the Mad Shatter she would confiscate all the men’s room keys…
Most of the guys gave up their key, but a few of us were like, “fuck you, I don’t shit funny and you can’t have my key”…anyway…since every other guy had to go to her to get a key to the men’s room she would have them sign the key in and then sign it out and then SHE would come into the men’s room to check and see if the guy that just got the key from her was the Mad Shatter…a couple of times she’d walk in on me or one of the other guys that kept their own keys…was very strange…
She never did catch the Mad Shatter…most of us thought it was some guy from the French TV office down the hall, but couldn’t ever prove it…chemical analyis of the feces may have indicated a high croissant content, but there was no budget for chemical anlysis…the Comptroller finally fired the lady that was in charge of the Audit department…no one was really surprised…[/quote]
That was her solution? Jesus christ, I hope her job didn’t require problem solving skills.
hahahha M&F tore up your anus.
Thats something refreshing to see. At my gym, there are plenty of men who use the shower at the gym, and don’t wear sandals of any kind. Can you imagine? Barefoot in the shower at your gym? I look at these people dumbfounded shaking my head in disgust.
lmao…
[quote]No Interference wrote:
So I took a huge dump today at the gym and I found out two things:
- My gym apparently doesn’t stock the restrooms with necessities during afternoon hours.
and
- They keep Muscle and Fitness as local reading material.
So, I did what any true lifter would do: I used Muscle & Fitness for toilet paper.
:D[/quote]
Made my fuckin’ day…Hahaha.
Lol, the OP is absolutely awesome! The way you tell the stories is gold, lol.
Take it from an Eastern Bloc survivor, before wiping you ass with a new paper or magazine, scrunch it up really, really well than unfold it and wipe away. Otherwise you’ll scratch you ass and not pick up much as the surface doesn’t have traction.
Ps. Have you ever?
Taken a dump, looked back and thought to your self ‘Damn, there’s no f’way that came out of my ass’.
[quote]TKOWKD1 wrote:
Ps. Have you ever?
Taken a dump, looked back and thought to your self ‘Damn, there’s no f’way that came out of my ass’.[/quote]
Yes.