[quote]Anonymity wrote:
“Tiger Woods’ divorce couldn’t cost him $750 million, because he doesn’t have that much money, Forbes’ SportsMoney column argued Thursday”
“Forbes magazine says it’s absolute bunk that Tiger Woods is about to pay wife Elin Nordegren $750 million in a divorce settlement.”
I have to agree with both these statements. It was the first thing that came to mind when I read this thread. Tiger makes a lot of money, but not that much.
His most lucrative deal was $100 mil over 5 years with Nike. Golf actually doesn’t not pay that well at all(compared to other sports). I think he only earns about $10 mil a year from winning golf tournaments.
Most of the speculations about him being a billionaire is exaggeration. Don;t get me wrong - he is still extremely wealthy but $750 mill is all or more than he is worth.[/quote]
This could be a settlement that he has to pay her over the course of the next 10 or 20 years. No one said it was an upfront cash payment.
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True, but that is a lot to ask for when tiger is struggling hard at the tee and his sponsors have dropped him.[/quote]
It’s asking a lot if Tiger is at the top of his game and he has twice as many sponsors, lol.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Unless Tiger’s gay, he has no reason to hide. So what if he banged a few Waffle House waitresses. We’ve all been there. Not every chick can be a beauty queen. I’d much rather Tiger come out and say:
“I banged a lot of chicks. A LOT. Some pretty. Some ugly. All freaky and nasty. Get over it”
He drops the mic and throws a millions dollars in the air.[/quote]
Make judicious use of hookers/hoes. Pros? Nobody to fuck with your life. Multiple pussies vs. one pussy. Far less expensive. Don’t have to deal with drama. Cons? Probably can’t have unprotected sex.
Men need to start a revolution: Boycott marriage and legalize prostitution (men + prospective prostitutes = more than 50% of voting population). That’ll fix them bitches.
Make judicious use of hookers/hoes. Pros? Nobody to fuck with your life. Multiple pussies vs. one pussy. Far less expensive. Don’t have to deal with drama. Cons? Probably can’t have unprotected sex.
Men need to start a revolution: Boycott marriage and legalize prostitution (men + prospective prostitutes = more than 50% of voting population). That’ll fix them bitches. [/quote]
In other news Charlie Sheen signed a contract for nearly $2 million per episode for 2 more years of Two and a Half Men. He was making $800,000 before he tried to kill his wife… lol
I think the scale of this is ridiculous. The way in which the judicial system “divides money fairly” is the most fucked up thing Ive ever heard. I think Tiger is worthless scum imho but she probably made 75,000 of that 750,000,000,000. She has no right to it regardless. I think 100 mil would of been fair. Almost all of Tiger’s money…assult…full custody…not so much.
Heard on the radio Forbes claims the 750mil settlement is bull. They say they track Tiger’s net worth (even considering future earnings) and he comes in at around 600 mil.
[quote]DM65 wrote:
Heard on the radio Forbes claims the 750mil settlement is bull. They say they track Tiger’s net worth (even considering future earnings) and he comes in at around 600 mil.[/quote]
Regardless of whether the $750 million is bullshit, his net worth including future earnings is > $600 million. By a lot. He’s already earned a billion and his career is only half over.
[quote]DM65 wrote:
Heard on the radio Forbes claims the 750mil settlement is bull. They say they track Tiger’s net worth (even considering future earnings) and he comes in at around 600 mil.[/quote]
Regardless of whether the $750 million is bullshit, his net worth including future earnings is > $600 million. By a lot. He’s already earned a billion and his career is only half over.[/quote]
If you’re gonna cheat, cheat with something better than what you got.
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Would have been hard for Tiger, though.[/quote]
BS I can name 5 women hotter than her.
And didn’t Kobe doesn’t have the same market size or appeal as Tiger IMO so anything he did is going to be considered small time compared to Tiger.
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I’ve been searching for that demotivational pic with the hot chick and saying something along the lines of “somewhere, some guy is tired of putting up with her shit” but I can’t find it
[quote]DM65 wrote:
Heard on the radio Forbes claims the 750mil settlement is bull. They say they track Tiger’s net worth (even considering future earnings) and he comes in at around 600 mil.[/quote]
I heard something similar to this today. They said Tiger’s camp was laughing at 750M because he isn’t even worth that much.
[quote]JGerman wrote:
Tiger Woods has reached a record divorce settlement with Elin Nordegren, MSNBC, Fox News and the UK’s Sun reported today.
Woods will pay his former wife between $750 million and $833 million, reports say, which would be the biggest payout ever seen in a high-profile divorce.
In return, Nordegren, 30, can never publicly speak about reported affairs
he had while they were married.
According to the deal, which is expected to be finalized soon, Nordegren gets complete custody of their children, but Woods gets to share in making decisions in their life.
Woods also has to keep his children away from his girlfriends or any other unmarried women that Nordegren does not know.
If you take the lower number, the .75 billion, and divide by the number of women and the number of meetings, then those were some expensive rides. If the women actually earned that money instead of simply passing it along to the wronged wife then they might be some of the most successful prostitutes in human history.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Unless Tiger’s gay, he has no reason to hide. So what if he banged a few Waffle House waitresses. We’ve all been there. Not every chick can be a beauty queen. I’d much rather Tiger come out and say:
“I banged a lot of chicks. A LOT. Some pretty. Some ugly. All freaky and nasty. Get over it”
He drops the mic and throws a millions dollars in the air.[/quote]
LOL Wol hit the money with this one. Tiger Woods is such a fuckin chump…he banged all those chicks, starts crying and aplogizes…sorry sorry sorry. First off he’s a retard for getting married in the first place…really…why the HELL would you get married if you were in Tiger’s position? Second of all…why the HELL would he cheat, he’s an idiot…I’m sure he knows of the MASS consequences that can come of getting caught…or is he too dumb to know that? I just don’t get it. But you gotta admit…she didn’t do anything to Tiger, Tiger cheated on her, and now she gets shitloads of money…not bad, not bad at all.
Anyone wanna chime in on how the whole divorce thing works in America…can money just be split half half? Or does the woman usually take most of the cake in the divorce?
[quote]rasturai wrote:
Anyone wanna chime in on how the whole divorce thing works in America…can money just be split half half? Or does the woman usually take most of the cake in the divorce?[/quote]
I believe it varies state to state. In Cali, expect to get raped!!
[quote]rasturai wrote:
Ohh lol…that’s right duhh…I forget theres different laws in every state. [/quote]
Memory loss?? Hmm… maybe you should take it easy on the boxing for a bit.
[quote]rasturai wrote:
Ohh lol…that’s right duhh…I forget theres different laws in every state. [/quote]
Memory loss?? Hmm… maybe you should take it easy on the boxing for a bit. ;)[/quote]
lol no its not that…its the twlight movie man…its all I can think about lately haha
I guess you were right, I caught teh ghey aha
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Maybe I’m a lone horse here, but I truly don’t give a shit if she rapes tiger woods of that money, and maybe thats why I’m not as sympathetic as others. The man plays fkn golf and is worth damn near a billion dollars, meanwhile people are getting laid off all over the country, teachers are severely underpaid and still getting laid off, prisoners are being freed because of crowding in prison, old people are dying because their health insurance.
Most doctors even brain surgeons or R&D scientists who devote every ounce of their lives and focus trying to save the lives of children and innocent people from disease will NEVER come close to accumulating this kind of wealth. But tiger swings a club and knows how to market himself and we’re supposed to feel sorry for him because his wife only left him with a couple hundred million dollars?? I say who gives a shit how much she takes, he’s still got more money then he’s worth IMO.
Boohoo tiger, I’m not losing any sleep over that idiot.
ProX does have a point in that women are using this as an example, but men should use this as an example. Get a prenup, dont tear it to peices, and stick to the marriage contract you signed, if not be prepared to fall back on your prenup and your lawyers or you will get screwed. /of rant.
On a side note, why are all the attractive young girls on this site from Canada?? What’s in the water over there?
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