I’ll keep this short: Anybody know of a way to drop body fat and still be able to eat veggies without having the nasty farts of doom?
Small price to pay for losing bodyfat, FP.
If it really bothers you, might I suggest flicking your Bic around your micro-donut when the gas passes and not only incinerate the fumes, but give your buddies a good laugh at the same time.
Or, you can try Beano.
Get a dog and blame him. It’s worked for many a guy…or they thought so.
i don’t get it. what does dropping bodyfat have to do with veggies and gas? why are you having gas in the first place?
Eating lots of veggies = stinky farts.
I assume that has to do with cleaning out “junk” from your system, as I still have cheat meals every week.
Since I always eat tons of veggies, and even more during cutting times (more veggies, less fruit during then), the farts increase.
Thanks a lot SteelyEyes for the tip. I already have one dog who farts like mad too, so I’ll use her as a scapegoat 
It’s not him that has the gas, it’s the damn dog. I think it’s the cheap dog food.
Don’t discount my idea until you give it a try.
(A video clip posted on the forum here would be nice…)
I was noticing this too…
Does anybody know why a high amount of veggies makes one fart more?? what’s the reasoning?
Veggies have high fiber = volume.
Some veggies also have relatively high sulfur = putrid.
If you avoid or cut down on your broccoli, onions, garlic, cauliflower (I don’t know which other veggies have a lot of sulfur, but if they’re related to these, odds are they will have more), you should be less potent, if not less frequent. (Note: eggs, and, to a lesser extent, beef, can also give you the sewer ass syndrome).
Oh, I forgot to add this, but it is somewhat related: apples tend to lead to a lot of gas because of the high fiber and because one of the sugars in apples is hard to digest (as with fiber, this is then eaten by the bacteria in your intestinal tract, which produce the byproduct of gas).
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I read this in a pamphlet in a GI suite in a hospital so I think it might be somewhat accurate. You fart from eating veggies because a lot of them digest through fermentation in the small intestine. Fermentation pretty much means gas formation. Any brewer or wine maker can attest to that.
Steely yes that is true and beer smells alot better fermenting than some one ass.
i’m ‘don’t stick objects in your inner ear badger’ :D--<
yeah, fermented beer is good. fermented milk is good. even fermented veggies are good. but i don’t really care much for fermented ass.
before poop (*)
after poop (O)