[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
damn, y’all are some assholes [/quote]
I fail to see how we are being assholes.
We gave nothing but compliments about your girl.
When another guy says he’d tap your girl, how is there a better compliment than that?
(That other guy not being a stranger and not saying it in front of your girl of course!)
[quote]MangoMan305 wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
damn, y’all are some assholes
I fail to see how we are being assholes.
We gave nothing but compliments about your girl.
When another guy says he’d tap your girl, how is there a better compliment than that?
(That other guy not being a stranger and not saying it in front of your girl of course!)[/quote]
completely understand, I as calling you dudes assholes in a complimentary way as well, I promise, there will be more pics of her coming soon, just keep it up cuz its boosting the fuck outta my ego
and ts funny as fuck!
I love undead griffins
[quote]Gums18 wrote:
I love undead griffins[/quote]
you posted in the wrong thread, you want the ‘interracial sex’ thread over in SAMA
A hero is among us.
I was hoping this thread would stimulate some strong discussion but I fear my attempts have been thwarted.
I actually could use some constructive criticism regarding the paper. I’m in a marketing class and this paper will be my first submission. I want to get a good grade and would really appreciate any suggestions and comments on how I could improve it.
Again the topic being: The portrayal of women that use celebrity children to de-market advertising clutter and reach potential consumers under risk of gambling and smoking through blogs and countering negative word of mouth by recruiting possible monkey sorcerers on websites.
Well, why didn’t you say so in the first place?
Once when I was younger I ate a mushroom. A while later I saw a demon crawl from a knot-hole in the paneling on the wall.
What are Monkey Sorcerers? Are they related to Monkey Uncles?
EVIL MONKEY.
Trevor, can you describe the way that stillborn children were used in your ads? I understand that they played a significant part in your ad campaign and raised awareness of your product in the undead community.
The thing is, right now I have a stillborn that I found in a field. I think I may be able to make some money using it if what you say is true…
[quote]Gums18 wrote:
Trevor, can you describe the way that stillborn children were used in your ads? I understand that they played a significant part in your ad campaign and raised awareness of your product in the undead community.
The thing is, right now I have a stillborn that I found in a field. I think I may be able to make some money using it if what you say is true…[/quote]
How about, NO.
I have a better idea; Why don’t the two of you have your own little freaky undead conversation, using the PM function that’s found under “NEW MESSAGES”.
THANKS!!
Gums, I’m glad you brought this to my attention because there’s a lot one needs to know when it comes to using this medium of marketing successfully. There’s a lot of hick-ups I came across when I was starting out. Hopefully, with my guidance you won’t run into the same problems given this information. The three most valuable suggestions I can give you are:
You should probably go back to the field where you found it and look for more. Where there’s one, there’s more. At least that’s what I always say! I found my first in an abandoned mine shaft. It dawned on me while cuddling with it that night that if there was one there, there was bound to be 15! I raced back to the mine shaft and found 27 discarded stillborn children. Some were buried in two’s and three’s! It was a literal goldmine!
You need to register the stillborn with the proper authorities. This gives you the piece of mind that no one else has claim to it. You’d be surprised how many situations I’ve run into where there’s been a lien on a stillborn and I’ve had to return it rendering me unable to recover my own investment.
Show respect. It’s important that the ads you create show a level of respect for the stillborn. You need to get across to the potential customer your ad objectives making your best effort to endorse your product. However, don’t do this at the expense of the stillborn’s integrity.
Alright man, well my favourite thing to do is to hold them upside down and shake them. They jiggle around and all of the mucous leaks out of their orifices. Then I lick them until they are clean. Then I dress them up in the uniforms that I sew for them in my class every Thursday night. I have about 10 of them sitting in my living room on a shelf. I am going to market them to the undead as the necromantic version of barbie dolls.
I figure for the commercial I’ll try showing them “in motion”. Walking, laughing, playing outside in the snow, that sort of thing.
I also plan on selling stillborn heads to be used hanging from a necromancers rear-view mirror. Know what I’m saying?
This is really weird.
Gums, it sounds like you could teach everyone a thing or two not just about marketing but about life in general.
Your campaign sounds like a sure fire win! But, I want to caution you, don’t pigeon hole yourself into one use for the dolls. I would market them with the focus on their use as dolls but, also show their versatility as door stops and punching bags.
I hope this helps, keep me posted on any new developments.
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I agree.
Alternative Title for the original (wall of text) post:
“Thoughts on teh Unread”
Yum.
