Thoughts on the Undead

First of all, I just want to say what an immense pleasure it was reading everyone?s posts on this thread. It?s like, I sit back in my chair and think to myself, ?They get it?. You know? As if the stars aligned and Orion himself blessed us all with a soft kiss on the mouth.

However, there still seems to be some misconceptions and minor apothecary murmurs of undulating decay when it comes to grasping the entirety of the words above.

As Gums18 summarized this piece with the skill and precision of a budding blacksmith I will honor his request at further explaining the role of Djinns and how they factor into the marketing strategy formulated by Oron?s lion-spawn.

The Djinn itself in its physicality plays a 0% role in the entire process; although it?s very essence contributes 100% of what is necessary to commiserate the transformation agnew of the lion-spawn. When marketing we have to remember to leave our super-ids behind and embrace the goliath mezzanine of spirituality in its shaman unscathed being.

I hope this help all others grasp the scope of their journey toward further understanding.

I just put up a mirror here in my basement. A strange thing happened - I looked in the mirror and I saw a demon. It had large horns.

Fuck.

I can?t believe people are actually posting on a thread like this. I read the first 6 paragraphs and couldn?t handle any more!

None of it makes any sense. It?s incoherent at best and borderline psychotic at worst.

Honestly what the fuck?

Then again, I just posted. Double fuck.

I want whatever the OP is smoking. That has got to be the most Salvador Dalian post I’ve ever read in my life. Somebody get me those drugs!

EDIT----[quote]My oldest and most fond memory of a monkey and child together was 16 years ago after I delivered my first still born child. I felt it necessary to use the child and not just discard it in the bin with the others.[/quote]

ROFLMAO.

“I don’t care about anything in this thread.”

Kill them!

Ok new topic:

Zombie slaying weapon of choice?

Me it would be shotgun if ammo was no problem. If ammo is tough to come by i would have to go with some sort of bladed weapon i.e sword. This does not take into account fast zombies, as they are a whole different ball game.

My weapon of choice.

Trevor, you are a funny bastard but seriously, that shit about demons is NOT COOL.

One time I was sitting in my bedroom, reading a Hardy Boys book and I heard a noise coming outside my window. It sounded strangely like something was burning. At first, being a bit nervous as I was only 24 at the time, I hid underneath my covers and pulled my undershirt over my head.

Eventually, the sound seemed to die down, so I slid off my bed and crawled toward the window. I poked my head above the window and peeked into my backyard. There I saw a campfire setup, right beside a fallen tree. Setting on the tree log was this man, only he had human legs coming out of his arm sockets, and cowlegs coming out of his leg sockets. His face mostly resembled a goat, although his eyes and mouth were human. He was grinning at me and he said “Come, give me your spinal chord” and my skin started peeling off of my face :frowning:

Has this sort of thing happened to anyone else?

[quote]Split wrote:
Ok new topic:

Zombie slaying weapon of choice?

Me it would be shotgun if ammo was no problem. If ammo is tough to come by i would have to go with some sort of bladed weapon i.e sword. This does not take into account fast zombies, as they are a whole different ball game.[/quote]

haha, this is just a spam post with some automated replies or something. Seriously WTF → [quote]First of all, I just want to say what an immense pleasure it was reading everyone?s posts on this thread.

It?s like, I sit back in my chair and think to myself, ?They get it?. You know? [/quote] right cos like 1 person read the whole thing and everybody else was talking about banging rockula’s gf.

Totally related to the undead.

[quote]hardgnr wrote:
haha, this is just a spam post with some automated replies or something. Seriously WTF → First of all, I just want to say what an immense pleasure it was reading everyone?s posts on this thread.

It?s like, I sit back in my chair and think to myself, ?They get it?. You know? right cos like 1 person read the whole thing and everybody else was talking about banging rockula’s gf.

Totally related to the undead.[/quote]

Don’t forget that the only person who responded was ALSO a troll.

Back on topic, I’d use this to kill zombies, because what Umbrella giveth, Umbrella taketh away.

You guys can’t call dibs on roc’s girl.
That’s just not right.

Cuz I already hit it.

You guys know nothing about killing the undead. You can shoot them all you want with your umbrellas or potato guns but they’ll just keep attacking.

You have to shoot Hydrofluoric acid at them. It burns through their skin and then you finish them off with any number of organofluorine compounds.

ahahaha this shit reminds me of Warcloud/Holocaust (the rapper). CRAAAASH! Some prickly apple trees. A white spider assassin.

This

and this

That was the best thing I’ve ever read on this website.

I can’t believe this girl is still being talked about. I met her once. I was actually there when that picture was taken. What you don’t see is that when she hit the bottom of her squat she farted. I kid you not, it was unmistakable. Her face went red and she went out in the hall-way and cried about it.

Everyone I know calls her fart-pants now. She’s gained about 30 pounds since the incident. It basically ruined her life.

Guys,

You’re missing the point of what’s right in front of you. If you don’t take the time to smell the roses you’ll miss the bigger picture.

Killing the undead is not what this is about - have you ever met the undead? Probably not. Why would you automatically want to kill them? The entire proposition is an oxymoron, possibly a synonym for homophobia. Don’t be discouraged.

Think to yourself instead of simply trying to kill the undead, which at its core would be futile in any attempts, think what you might ask them and how you could learn from them.

Thank you as well for all the concern regarding the mirror I recently put up in my basement. I will keep you posted on any new developments.

Trevor,

Rest assured, no offense is intended, but if I might hazard a guess I’d presume that by being undead yourself, you harbor a bias of some magnitude with regards to the morality of killing undead. I mean, you may look at your allies and not see a problem with them taking a priest down by the riverside and biting into his trachea and laying his digestive system on a satanic altar but some here would say that such behaviour is primative at best and at worst shameless for all intents and purposes!!

damn, y’all are some assholes