Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you … Dr. Gene Ray, wisest man on Earth. Or in this “corner” anyway. 
"My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric
by his academic single corner knowledge, knows no course other than to judge me schizoprenic. In
today’s society of greed, men of word illusion are elected to lead and wise men are condemned. You must establish a Chair of Wisdom to empower
Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia, or perish.
Disc Hoss:
After coffee and refreshments we’ll be taking applications for the open postiton in the Chair of Wisdom. Please apply behind McDonalds on 3rd street.
Upon your approval as “other wisest person on earth” you’ll be entitled to 2 weeks vacation and full coverage dental/optical. Stock options negotiable.
DH