Ahhh, yes, I remember that fondly. You’re talking about my hottie of a friend, Jill. Oh yes, she caused quite a stir on the forum after posting a few times once everyone saw her pics on my web site. I still talk to Jill every once in a while, but get this. She’s pregnant! Yep, my girl went and got knocked up! Well, I’m happy for her even though she’s not having my baby! But it’s all good! LOL! Next time I talk to her, I’ll have to see if I can get her to post on the forum again. Maybe I’ll get another photo of her and put it on the T-mag Photo Forum for everyone to drool over and gag on their tongues! HA!
So what you’re saying is…somebody hit it?
Someone hit it…and it wasn’t me! DAYUM!
Yeah, because that’s all we need, your mutant offspring running around. Ah, now back to the soothing beat of “Ain’t Nobody Humpin’ Around.” Oh, and, consequently, all thiscould have been avoided had someone just F’ed her in the A.
My offspring? You’re worried about my offspring? I’m sure they would turn out looking like little monkeys (yes, I actually should be Nate the Monkey, not Nate Dogg), but I’m sure they wouldn’t be any less crazy looking than your offspring! If that’s what you’d call them! LOL!
No kidding. I keep telling people, just stick in the ass, but no! Look what happens when they don’t!? Fools! All of them! Fools! LMAO!
Hey, mine would be completely FITH (Fucked In The Head) and a public safety nightmare waiting to combust, but at least they’d be damn good looking.
Uh, if I put Winstrol in my girlfriends shakes will she put out more?
I was going to post about the Jill saga next, that was classic, beaten to it, dayum. If I jack off before I go training will my T levels go up, helping me to increase my MAX BENCH!
Yeah, mine won’t be good looking. They’ll be these crazy little things with hair all over them. And if they act anything like me, they’ll be hunted down and killed because they’re too weird and don’t fit in with society’s laws. Not to mention that they would get kicked out of kindergarten for saying DAYUM! Stick it in the ass! Do it Doggy Style! or EAT MORE PUSSY!
Hyphnz, we beat you to the Jill saga. LOL! But it’s all good.
By the way, do you guys know the best way to get rid of body hair?
If I train like you, will I look like you?
Just because I don’t have many big muscles, does that mean that Joe Bodybuilder knows more than me?
Would you hit it?
And I presume they’ll be born with nipple rings so to hold the pacifier?
Nipple rings, earrings, you know, they all tie together for one purpose or another. Shit, after the pain I went through, having it done at birth is probably a better way to do it!
By the way, I’m losing my hair, should I try those shampoos, Rogain or Propecia?
Will chin ups make my biceps bigger?
Does a cat have an ass?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Is a dolphin’s ass watertight?
I don’t know about you, but I’d hit it at least a few times. So what do you say ~karma~? Do you want to get it on like donkey kong? LOL!
Hon, you’ve been promising me that hook forever but ya haven’t drug your sorry ass out here yet! 
Besides, I don’t think your hot lil’ chickie would dig that. Oh, and by the way…I did hit it. Twice. Flipped it. Smacked it. Rubbed it down. Heeeyy I need a body bag.
I sense a threesome in the very near future! LOL! I’m down like Charlie Brown!
So was that threesome with the hottie patottie girlfriend or with the funkmaster, the infamous “club”, the notorious PJ? I didn’t think your girl would go for chicks…
I’m not down for two guys on one girl, but ask PJ and he’ll tell you of his experiences with that sort of thing with him and John or Shawn. As for my chickie, she has done the girl-girl thing already. So she might be down again!
Now see, I had it all wrong. I thought your chickie did the kissing and fondling thing but wasn’t into it enough to muff-dive. I had figured her for one of those “It feels good to have it done to me, but I won’t do it to someone else” types. Well well well. You may need to make that trip afterall.
For every punk that brings up the lame assed topics you mentioned, there’s another one writing a thread about it and whining.
Please enlighten us with worthy topics? Perhaps you’d like to bring up that chick in the bus again? Right…
Let’s face it. Human beings talk about the same things over and over again. Simply because there are only so many things that really concern us.
Heck if you’re upset about the off-topic section, definitely dont check out the dog pound. EC actually started a thread asking why his shirt sleeves didnt feel tight!!! And JN started a thread on the benefits of a haircut for training. BTW these are the so-called advanced users…The rest of the PD is filled with role calls, old calls and a few memebers wondering if they are ‘meanies’. Needless to say, I really dont think that’s what the guys from T-mag had in mind when they created that section of the forum.
On a positive note, CB and Coach D’s forums rock!
Oh yeah, sorry for the rant… but hey!, what else are we gonna chat about in the off-topic section?