[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Asparagus pee
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I knew I wasnt the only one![/quote]
As weird as it seems, me too.
I think the appreciation is somehow related to how healthy asparagus is. I eat it almost daily.
My wife claims asparagus doesn’t make her pee smell different. I have no idea how to feel about this.
Lesbians…after all, we have something in common…
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Having sex while watching Fight Club or 300…I don’t know if anybody actually hates this, but it’s pretty much my go to for epic loving.[/quote]
epic? i would be so distracted!
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
The Killers (Brandon Flowers is a God!!)
Liver with onions and gravy
Bone gristle
Sucker Punch (movie)
Bowfinger Eddie Murphy + Steve Martin = comedy gold.
Pussy farts
The smell of Rubbing Alcohol
Black chicks[/quote]
I’m with you on the queefs, don’t know why chicks get so embarassed about it. Seems like a bunch of air escaping a vacuumed cavity whilst I’m at the deepest point of my thrust would tickle.
Unfortunately, I havent had the chance to experience it myself…
Yet.
Oh, but the black chicks part is too much for me bro. Gross.
[quote]byukid wrote:
My wife claims asparagus doesn’t make her pee smell different. I have no idea how to feel about this.[/quote]
Most women also claim that they don’t fart or burp, and if they do that it doesn’t smell…
[quote]byukid wrote:
My wife claims asparagus doesn’t make her pee smell different. I have no idea how to feel about this.[/quote]
and you havent done some recon on this yet?
Next time you guys have asparagus here’s what you do:
Make sure she eats a bunch of it.
You eat a bunch too.
Make sure that you keep refilling her drink cup so that she’s good and hydrated.
Then, right after you eat, say something like “Oh dang babe! I think I forgot my __________ at work. I’m gonna go get it.”
go outside, sneak around the house, climb through the bathroom window and hide out in the tub/shower.
You wifey will unsuspectingly go pee (thinking she’s safe from your judgemental nose)
and thats when you bust her!
“AHHHH HA! I knew your pee smelled like asparagus!”
problem solved.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Having sex while watching Fight Club or 300…I don’t know if anybody actually hates this, but it’s pretty much my go to for epic loving.[/quote]
epic? i would be so distracted![/quote]
That’s nothing. You should try fucking to a homemade compilation of your favorite parts from A Clockwork Orange, American History X, Audition and Caddyshack while NIN’s A Pretty Hate Machine and The Downward Spiral blasts in the background.
That’s how DarkNinja and I make love to each other.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Having sex while watching Fight Club or 300…I don’t know if anybody actually hates this, but it’s pretty much my go to for epic loving.[/quote]
epic? i would be so distracted![/quote]
When you know the movies off by heart it’s much easier. I tend to make my movie during fight club during the sex scene as it’s near the mid point of the movie. Since the only sex scene in 300 is near the beginning, I find it best to wait until the battle with The Immortals. Ideally, climax arrives when The Narrator shoots himself and when Leonidas throws the spear at Xerxes respectively.
That’s so weird.
[quote]byukid wrote:
My wife claims asparagus doesn’t make her pee smell different. I have no idea how to feel about this.[/quote]
I think I read somewhere it’s a genetic thing, some people just aren’t able to smell asparagus pee.
[quote]Hard.Work. wrote:
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
The Killers (Brandon Flowers is a God!!)
Liver with onions and gravy
Bone gristle
Sucker Punch (movie)
Bowfinger Eddie Murphy + Steve Martin = comedy gold.
Pussy farts
The smell of Rubbing Alcohol
Black chicks[/quote]
Oh, but the black chicks part is too much for me bro. Gross.[/quote]
Huh??
Game Cube
The movie dude where’s my car
80’s pop music
Old Black and white movies
Karoke bars (love to watch… not sing)
At the end of a night of epic drinking, my final/final drink is a Margarita on the rocks…adult gatorade!
Spam
Beer mixed with bloody mary mix
Slow boats
Beerfest (the movie)
Bill Brassky
Super Troopers (the movie)
Okay, I’m going to reveal how gay I am. Don’t laugh.
The Divinyls
INXS
Duran Duran
Madonna (only Express Yourself and Vogue)
Fade into You by Mazzy Star
Sweet Jane, Cowboy Junkies cover
Unbelievable by EMF
Prince
The Fine Young Cannibals
If You Leave by OMI
and my personal favorite: Don’t You (Forget About Me) by The Simple Minds
King Crimson!
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay, I’m going to reveal how gay I am. Don’t laugh.
The Divinyls
INXS
Duran Duran
Madonna (only Express Yourself and Vogue)
Fade into You by Mazzy Star
Sweet Jane, Cowboy Junkies cover
Unbelievable by EMF
Prince
The Fine Young Cannibals
If You Leave by OMI
and my personal favorite: Don’t You (Forget About Me) by The Simple Minds[/quote]
You forgot one.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay, I’m going to reveal how gay I am. Don’t laugh.
The Divinyls
INXS
Duran Duran
Madonna (only Express Yourself and Vogue)
Fade into You by Mazzy Star
Sweet Jane, Cowboy Junkies cover
Unbelievable by EMF
Prince
The Fine Young Cannibals
If You Leave by OMI
and my personal favorite: Don’t You (Forget About Me) by The Simple Minds[/quote]
What? no show tunes and dressing up like Judy Garland?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay, I’m going to reveal how gay I am. Don’t laugh.
The Divinyls
INXS
Duran Duran
Madonna (only Express Yourself and Vogue)
Fade into You by Mazzy Star
Sweet Jane, Cowboy Junkies cover
Unbelievable by EMF
Prince
The Fine Young Cannibals
If You Leave by OMI
and my personal favorite: Don’t You (Forget About Me) by The Simple Minds[/quote]
You forgot one.
[/quote]
Who hates that movie? It’s the greatest comedy of all-time, hands down. Well, Dr. Strangelove could give it a run for its money, and that Douglas MacArthur was a funny guy too. But how could anyone who has actually seen that film hate it? It’s an utter impossibility.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay, I’m going to reveal how gay I am. Don’t laugh.
The Divinyls
INXS
Duran Duran
Madonna (only Express Yourself and Vogue)
Fade into You by Mazzy Star
Sweet Jane, Cowboy Junkies cover
Unbelievable by EMF
Prince
The Fine Young Cannibals
If You Leave by OMI
and my personal favorite: Don’t You (Forget About Me) by The Simple Minds[/quote]
What? no show tunes and dressing up like Judy Garland?[/quote]
I thought we agreed never to speak of that on here!