Things You Love That Everyone Hates

Walking around naked.

It feels wonderful but the last time I did it this asshole tackled me, beat the crap out of me, and put these weird silver shiny things on my wrists.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
Uh oh…yeah guys I was totally kidding. I completely forgot/underestimated the seriousness of the internets. I was just trying to make a joke on how every once in a great while someone will talk about how good of a leader Hitler could have been, blah blah blah…

I didn’t take this tread seriously seeing how it was made in direct result of the opposite (things you hate that everyone loves) thread. And I was unaware that anyone would even give any legs to my comment.

Seriously, I didn’t mean to offend anyone and I apologize if I did.[/quote]

Great.

That’s the last fucking time I defend anyone I don’t “know”.[/quote]

Ha Ok so to be honest when I clicked on this thread I went right to the last page as I usually do with every thread. And what I saw was a shit storm of people hoping that I was just a dumb kid joking around. And then after you wrote this comment I went back through the whole thing and say your posts.

After reading your posts Imhungry I actually agree with you. The people you listed did have an inate abiility to get people to follow them. They would be considered great leaders if it wasn’t for the horrible actions. So I guess I retract my apology then. Hitler was a good leader, but a horrible person…Does that make everyone happy? If not fuck ya’ll

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
Uh oh…yeah guys I was totally kidding. I completely forgot/underestimated the seriousness of the internets. I was just trying to make a joke on how every once in a great while someone will talk about how good of a leader Hitler could have been, blah blah blah…

I didn’t take this tread seriously seeing how it was made in direct result of the opposite (things you hate that everyone loves) thread. And I was unaware that anyone would even give any legs to my comment.

Seriously, I didn’t mean to offend anyone and I apologize if I did.[/quote]

Great.

That’s the last fucking time I defend anyone I don’t “know”.[/quote]

When someone GoDwin’s a thread…RUN!

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I also really like middle eastern people.

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They can cook the fuck out of some Shwerma, that’s for sure.

Cemetary Man.

I don’t think everybody hates this film, but I’ve never met another soul who has seen it. I’ve watched it too many times.

Pit bulls.

Talking about preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

A well-timed “That’s what she said” joke. But for it to be most enjoyable, it has to happen naturally. It can’t be forced.

Post-Black Album Metallica being better than pre-Black Album Metallica.

Modern covers of '80s songs. (Limp Bizkit’s “Faith”, any of the Disturbed covers, etc.)

Planet Fitness (It’s dirt cheap, my girlfriend didn’t mind training there, and I got to be the big fish in the small pond whenever I used the heaviest dumbbells in the place… a pair of 60s. Granted, that got old after the first month or so.)

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
Chris[/quote]
Nice! Wait, what?

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
Chris[/quote]
Nice! Wait, what?[/quote]

He’s referring to the show ‘Everyone Hates Chris.’ I laughed at his post =]

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I also really like middle eastern people.

[/quote]

They can cook the fuck out of some Shwerma, that’s for sure.[/quote]

HELL YEA

I live in NW Ohio which is like 45 mins away from Dearborn Michigan. That’s the epicenter of Middler Eastern people in the US.

So many resuturants butchers shops and beautiful Middle Eastern women…

Best backsides on the planet

lifting.

sludge metal.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
sludge metal.[/quote]

What is sludge metal?

Would Bongzilla be considered sludge?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
sludge metal.[/quote]

What is sludge metal?

Would Bongzilla be considered sludge?

[/quote]

stoner sludge but yes. So glad you know them

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:
Cemetary Man.

I don’t think everybody hates this film, but I’ve never met another soul who has seen it. I’ve watched it too many times. [/quote]

I’ve seen it, but you’ve never met me, so what follows doesn’t count. It’s one of the few zombie movies I’ve seen that work visually but suffers from a bad translation (usually not an issue). Rupert Everett’s character has moments of clarity and profound insight into the cycle of life and death, but the mayor and his daughter are a triumph of voiceover room bullshit: local actors overdubbed by inexperieced actors whose range is set to ‘wooden’.

Anna Falchi’s character(s) are alluring even when dead, and the mute comic sidekick gravedigger works because he doesn’t say much, but the gap between verbal and physical humor lets it down and it feels like I’ve seen an Asian movie where something is lost in translation.

This has such a following that Everett and the director Michael Soavi considered remaking it in America but it never happened. Don’t know why.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:
Cemetary Man.

I don’t think everybody hates this film, but I’ve never met another soul who has seen it. I’ve watched it too many times. [/quote]

I’ve seen it, but you’ve never met me, so what follows doesn’t count. It’s one of the few zombie movies I’ve seen that work visually but suffers from a bad translation (usually not an issue). Rupert Everett’s character has moments of clarity and profound insight into the cycle of life and death, but the mayor and his daughter are a triumph of voiceover room bullshit: local actors overdubbed by inexperieced actors whose range is set to ‘wooden’.

Anna Falchi’s character(s) are alluring even when dead, and the mute comic sidekick gravedigger works because he doesn’t say much, but the gap between verbal and physical humor lets it down and it feels like I’ve seen an Asian movie where something is lost in translation.

This has such a following that Everett and the director Michael Soavi considered remaking it in America but it never happened. Don’t know why.

[/quote]

We just became best friends, bro.

Honestly, though, I’m greatful for the fact there hasn’t been an American remake of the film. The extent to which the effects are horrible has become…I don’t know…a mollification of the genre to me.

When I meet a girl who enjoys this movie, I’ll get married.

[quote]bignate wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
sludge metal.[/quote]

What is sludge metal?

Would Bongzilla be considered sludge?

[/quote]

stoner sludge but yes. So glad you know them[/quote]
what he said.

People that are a little “off” in the head and subsequently are very open and friendly. Seems like most people just look at them and think “stay away weirdo”…I like to hear about experiences and stories, if I happen to have a little spare time on hand.

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
People that are a little “off” in the head and subsequently are very open and friendly. Seems like most people just look at them and think “stay away weirdo”…I like to hear about experiences and stories, if I happen to have a little spare time on hand. [/quote]

My wife and I seem to attract these types of people all the time. It’s like they want to tell their life story full of intimate and personal details (especially their tragedies).

I think it’s because my wife and I appear to be friendly and approachable.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
People that are a little “off” in the head and subsequently are very open and friendly. Seems like most people just look at them and think “stay away weirdo”…I like to hear about experiences and stories, if I happen to have a little spare time on hand. [/quote]

My wife and I seem to attract these types of people all the time. It’s like they want to tell their life story full of intimate and personal details (especially their tragedies).

I think it’s because my wife and I appear to be friendly and approachable.
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I’ve seen your face and it is friendly…you’ve seen mine and I think the same thing happens.
Nutbars seem to feel like they should tell me all sorts of things. One time I had a guy sit next to me in some restaurant (at the next table I mean) and he told me…get this…that he couldn’t keep a girlfriend because of the shape of his penis.

I never found out as to what that “shape” was.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
People that are a little “off” in the head and subsequently are very open and friendly. Seems like most people just look at them and think “stay away weirdo”…I like to hear about experiences and stories, if I happen to have a little spare time on hand. [/quote]

My wife and I seem to attract these types of people all the time. It’s like they want to tell their life story full of intimate and personal details (especially their tragedies).

I think it’s because my wife and I appear to be friendly and approachable.
[/quote]

I’ve seen your face and it is friendly…you’ve seen mine and I think the same thing happens.
Nutbars seem to feel like they should tell me all sorts of things. One time I had a guy sit next to me in some restaurant (at the next table I mean) and he told me…get this…that he couldn’t keep a girlfriend because of the shape of his penis.

I never found out as to what that “shape” was.
[/quote]

Maybe he was trying to fit a square object in a round hole?

I think there’s a difference between weird and oversharing. Shape of genitals fits into the latter for sure…TMI.