Things You Love That Everyone Hates

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
People that are a little “off” in the head and subsequently are very open and friendly. Seems like most people just look at them and think “stay away weirdo”…I like to hear about experiences and stories, if I happen to have a little spare time on hand. [/quote]

My wife and I seem to attract these types of people all the time. It’s like they want to tell their life story full of intimate and personal details (especially their tragedies).

I think it’s because my wife and I appear to be friendly and approachable.
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Maybe its the cookie smell…:slight_smile:

Its called being a real human and not a selfish self absorbed prick.

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
People that are a little “off” in the head and subsequently are very open and friendly. Seems like most people just look at them and think “stay away weirdo”…I like to hear about experiences and stories, if I happen to have a little spare time on hand. [/quote]

I think you’d enjoy a conversation with me IRL.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Its called being a real human and not a selfish self absorbed prick. [/quote]

No one tells me about their penis shape…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Its called being a real human and not a selfish self absorbed prick. [/quote]

No one tells me about their penis shape…
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Well, I don’t think “massive” qualifies as a “shape”. Otherwise…

I’m confused…I came in here to burn down the trailers of all the Thin Lizzy, Dire Strait, RUSH hatin’ homoes…where am I?

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
People that are a little “off” in the head and subsequently are very open and friendly. Seems like most people just look at them and think “stay away weirdo”…I like to hear about experiences and stories, if I happen to have a little spare time on hand. [/quote]

My wife and I seem to attract these types of people all the time. It’s like they want to tell their life story full of intimate and personal details (especially their tragedies).

I think it’s because my wife and I appear to be friendly and approachable.
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I’ve seen your face and it is friendly…you’ve seen mine and I think the same thing happens.
Nutbars seem to feel like they should tell me all sorts of things. One time I had a guy sit next to me in some restaurant (at the next table I mean) and he told me…get this…that he couldn’t keep a girlfriend because of the shape of his penis.

I never found out as to what that “shape” was.
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Awkward conversation to say the least! I hope nobody else in the place overheard anything from your chat.

[quote]Cuso wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
People that are a little “off” in the head and subsequently are very open and friendly. Seems like most people just look at them and think “stay away weirdo”…I like to hear about experiences and stories, if I happen to have a little spare time on hand. [/quote]

My wife and I seem to attract these types of people all the time. It’s like they want to tell their life story full of intimate and personal details (especially their tragedies).

I think it’s because my wife and I appear to be friendly and approachable.
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I’ve seen your face and it is friendly…you’ve seen mine and I think the same thing happens.
Nutbars seem to feel like they should tell me all sorts of things. One time I had a guy sit next to me in some restaurant (at the next table I mean) and he told me…get this…that he couldn’t keep a girlfriend because of the shape of his penis.

I never found out as to what that “shape” was.
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Awkward conversation to say the least! I hope nobody else in the place overheard anything from your chat.[/quote]

It was shaped like Texas. Chicks hate a Texas shaped Pee-NI.

Movies with Slyvester Stallone in them

Romantic, tasteful porn.

The internet has provided every permutation and combination of exotic, trashy, trans-gendered midget amputees in various states of depravity, but I always wind up pulling it to a girl-next-door type doing missionary with a guy she actually seems to like.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
…but I always wind up pulling it to a girl-next-door type…[/quote]

Spoken in my best TV preacher’s voice:

"Thank you brother for opening up to us. Can I get an Amen from my brothers and sisters here in our little “Church of yo’ Daily Confession”?

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Romantic, tasteful porn.

The internet has provided every permutation and combination of exotic, trashy, trans-gendered midget amputees in various states of depravity, but I always wind up pulling it to a girl-next-door type doing missionary with a guy she actually seems to like.[/quote]

I like that one where that hoe smiles while getting banged and turns into a leopard.

[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
Duran Duran

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Brother!

Y’all suck and can’t stay on topic.

Things you love that everyone hates you homes

Liver - I love it. Cow, Pig, Lamb. All good.

I agree with the Duran Duran!

Bowflex!
Now before you flip, I don’t recommend it as a sole means of training, but its great for accessory work. You need cables in your home gym find a used one and get it. I bought one for $50 bucks at a garage sale and I must say that was $50 dollars well spent. I can do cables that I would have to go to a commercial gym to do ordinarily.
Now, the big problem with it is that the “tension poles” don’t go anywhere near high enough. I find I often have to link both sides together and do unilateral work to get the right amount of tension, but it does what it does well.

So IF you already have a rack and a bench, get yourself a used, cheap Bowflex as a nice compliment. If you have no training equipment then get a rack and an bench before anything else. You’d be surprised how cost effective it can be if you by used.
Now if your some ridiculous animal who regularly lifts 700+ lbs. then you need the expensive as hell racks from elite FTS. For most of us, a regular rack will do and they aren’t that expensive used.

[quote]pat wrote:
Bowflex!
Now before you flip, I don’t recommend it as a sole means of training, but its great for accessory work. You need cables in your home gym find a used one and get it. I bought one for $50 bucks at a garage sale and I must say that was $50 dollars well spent. I can do cables that I would have to go to a commercial gym to do ordinarily.
Now, the big problem with it is that the “tension poles” don’t go anywhere near high enough. I find I often have to link both sides together and do unilateral work to get the right amount of tension, but it does what it does well.

So IF you already have a rack and a bench, get yourself a used, cheap Bowflex as a nice compliment. If you have no training equipment then get a rack and an bench before anything else. You’d be surprised how cost effective it can be if you by used.
Now if your some ridiculous animal who regularly lifts 700+ lbs. then you need the expensive as hell racks from elite FTS. For most of us, a regular rack will do and they aren’t that expensive used.[/quote]

thats actually a spectacular idea…thanks!

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
Duran Duran

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Brother![/quote]

luv me some Duran Duran - and Milli Vanilli~

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
Duran Duran

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Brother![/quote]

luv me some Duran Duran - and Milli Vanilli~[/quote]

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
Duran Duran

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Brother![/quote]

luv me some Duran Duran - and Milli Vanilli~[/quote]
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Milli Vanilli: second most famous mime act after Marcel Marceau.