No matter how perfect you think you are, there’s at least a thing or two you hate about yourself.
Me?
I hate that I’m so impatient sometimes, that when I click to watch an internet video, if there’s a commercial on first, I just quit my browser and forget the whole thing.
That I am a referee, I end up having to referee people in work and my private life.
I hate the fact that I 1. feel the need to help two party’s settle a disagreement and 2. that people always feel the need to drag my ass into these situations.
Maybe if you work on 1 number 2 will fix itself, just saying.
I hate that I’m so fucking smart.
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Maybe if you work on 1 number 2 will fix itself, just saying.
I hate that I’m so fucking smart.[/quote]
Lol I have a Latina wife and a 16 year old daughter that is a fucking clone. I am the referee between the two to prevent a knife party.
Also I am the regional manager for a OccMed company, so I am constantly having to referee between my PA’s and NP’s that work for me and our clients.
So only way to fix 1 and 2 would be to get a divorce and join the peace corp.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
and join the peace corp.[/quote]
Um, yeah… There are a few reasons I can think of that they won’t take you.
As for me:
Short temper when frustrated
That I’m so much like my parents
my imagination only works sometimes
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
and join the peace corp.[/quote]
Um, yeah… There are a few reasons I can think of that they won’t take you.
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Really?
The ink?
the degree?
That dead body I buried in Mexico?
What reasons?
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
I hate that I’m so fucking smart.[/quote]
Okay genius you better be making millions, have multi patents and being a rocket scientist.
crooked nose, it was either broke at some point or I have a deviated septum, but it wasn’t like that when I was little.
flat feet (this is the worst)
my teeth. From genetics and poor diet growing up along with not flossing for most of my life I had a ton of cavities. My wife on the other hand didn’t go to the dentist for like 10 yrs, and no cavities, WTF…
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
I hate that I’m so fucking smart.[/quote]
Okay genius you better be making millions, have multi patents and being a rocket scientist. [/quote]
Well one of them. How about dropping fucking and leaving so smart then?
And I know what you do. Sometimes you just have to let shit bleed itself out though right?
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
I hate that I’m so fucking smart.[/quote]
Okay genius you better be making millions, have multi patents and being a rocket scientist. [/quote]
Well one of them. How about dropping fucking and leaving so smart then?
And I know what you do. Sometimes you just have to let shit bleed itself out though right?[/quote]
Lol yea “fucking” is a strong word, puts you at genius level.
I used to do trauma and have seen many, many dead people bleed out and yes sometimes you do.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
I hate that I’m so fucking smart.[/quote]
Okay genius you better be making millions, have multi patents and being a rocket scientist. [/quote]
Well one of them. How about dropping fucking and leaving so smart then?
And I know what you do. Sometimes you just have to let shit bleed itself out though right?[/quote]
Lol yea “fucking” is a strong word, puts you at genius level.
I used to do trauma and have seen many, many dead people bleed out and yes sometimes you do.[/quote]
How would you describe an evil genius then?
Can we stay on topic, gentlemen?
ID’s gettin’ upset!!!
Oh, good topic!
#1 I second impatience.
#2 I am, when embarrassed or challenged, the most stubborn person on the face of the earth. I won’t budge just to be spiteful and I hate that.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
That dead body I buried in Mexico?
What reasons?[/quote]
Na…
With that kind of ink you buried it deeeeeep.
I consistently shoot down and left with handguns of any kind.
I tend to resolve disputes with violence.
I do not forgive anyone.
I get nervous when public speaking.
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
I tend to resolve disputes with violence.
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Same here. This has cost me dearly in many ways.
I stutter and jumble my words when talking to new people…
I’m dead calm in situations others might panic in, but can get panicy in normal social situations.
My imagnation works too much.
I can daydream at will (which is something I love and hate both at the same time)
That I can completely put off a problem or something that requires attention pretty soon and not worry about it. Maybe if I worried about it, I might actually go do it.
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
That I can completely put off a problem or something that requires attention pretty soon and not worry about it. Maybe if I worried about it, I might actually go do it. [/quote]
Hell, that’s a goddam virtue, Swole!