- Eating 6 times a day (too much)
- Drinking poisonous protein shakes and MRP’s
- Taking too many pills (all vitamins and minerals and BCAA)
- Not “Eating REAL food”. WTF IS REAL FOOD
- Making fun of gays on tv like adam lambert and perez hilton
- Openly expressing that kim kardashian is an unnatractive fat whore, who def. eats a tray of brownies every night.
- Not washing pots and pans within 3 1/2 minutes after i’m done using them
- Going to bed too early
- not drinking alcohol at social events (don’t really get shit for this one as much, more of just odd looks)
- carrying a cooler with me all day.
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-Preferring rain to sunshine (rain makes everything smell good)
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Mmmmm… petrichor!
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[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
Since I’ve come back to work this week I got a couple more:
-Having an office that looks like a home invasion crime scene.
-Hogging the microwave with my frozen steaks.
-Staring at the hot ass 19 year old’s on campus all day.
-Using my lunch hour to go to the gym instead of out to Wendy’s.
-Spilling my protein powder all over the cafeteria table as I try to finagle it into the Chug! milk bottle.[/quote]
Hey bud since you work in an office there’s a pretty simple solution to your last problem-just make a funnel with some paper and tape and never again will precious whey be lost. I thought I’d throw that out there.
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I did this for a while. Made a funnel out of a paper plate. But sometimes it get’s stuck in the funnel if I make it too narrow and other times I spilled some trying to get into the funnel. It’s the day’s that I forget the funnel that are the messiest.
The best was shaking it while the cap was too loose. Whey and milk flew everywhere lol.
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This isn’t the most environmentally friendly solution, but put your powder in a small ziplock bag, then just rip a corner of the bag off and it is a natural funnel. You go through a lot of zip locks, but you can also pre-measure everything at the beginning of the week and grab and go for the rest of the week. Also, you only have to bring one shaker with you all day (I used to bring multiple shakers).
I get shit about all the ziplocks I “waste” LOL.[/quote]
I resolved this by bringing a shaker with whey, then pouring the milk product into the shaker. Its annoying to carry a shaker though.
ADD: This would be a good alternative for you AC, waster of zip lock bags.[/quote]
Guilty, M’Lady 
I used to do it that way, but sometimes my shakers wouldn’t dry thoroughly at night (ok, I’d procrastinate about washing them until morning) and then, after I filled it with Metabolic Drive TM, I’d get clumps later on. I’m very particular about my… protein - I don’t like it clumpy, I like it smooth…
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Smoking a cigar every now and again (if you so much as touch a cigarette, you’re going to die).
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Buying some things at the dollar store (seriously, what is the point of paying $3 for shampoo at Walmart when I can get the same thing for $1? at the Dollar Tree?)
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Never wearing my hair down (never once in the last decade, muahaha)
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Using paper plates for gatherings so I don’t have to wash dishes (what is more fun, washing dishes after dinner or playing football outside? Hmmm? That’s what i thought).
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Being self-employed (seriously, when some people find this out, they act like I’m challenging their entire life)
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Camping the middle of nowhere all by my lonesome (apparently the only thing standing between me and rape is a man companion, which is kind of ironic if you think about it)
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Vocally expressing the intense pain that develops after killing my legs with squats.
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Being fast with the sarcastic quips.
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Smoking a cigar every now and again (if you so much as touch a cigarette, you’re going to die).
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Buying some things at the dollar store (seriously, what is the point of paying $3 for shampoo at Walmart when I can get the same thing for $1? at the Dollar Tree?)
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Never wearing my hair down (never once in the last decade, muahaha)
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Using paper plates for gatherings so I don’t have to wash dishes (what is more fun, washing dishes after dinner or playing football outside? Hmmm? That’s what i thought).
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Being self-employed (seriously, when some people find this out, they act like I’m challenging their entire life)
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Camping the middle of nowhere all by my lonesome (apparently the only thing standing between me and rape is a man companion, which is kind of ironic if you think about it)
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Vocally expressing the intense pain that develops after killing my legs with squats.
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Being fast with the sarcastic quips.[/quote]
What shit do they give you about being self-employed?
And it is cool to have a good cigar now n then. Monte Cristo.
I got crap from work today. Apparently if things aren’t up to schedule or something goes wrong blame the youngest guy in the department. He wont fight back because hes naive and he lacks experience. Wrong.
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Darkening doorways
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Never being serious at funerals
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Triple Dipping
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Scowling
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Not scowling
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Hating manual cars
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Not proving how strong I am when asked by fools
My two big ones are not going out to party all the time and not getting drunk every night. I’m amazed that these are big deals to other people.
Secretaries hate me because I read contracts and clients rights documents which most of the time they don’t even hand you. They just give you a paper saying you’ve been given the document to read. I then make them go track down this mysterious document before I’ll sign anything.
Not liking pretentious crap:
I Heart Huckabees
Anything involving Wes Anderson
Strangers With Candy
RENO 911
The Office
Entourage
30 Rock
Arrested Development
Requiem for a Dream
Tropic Thunder
Superbad
The Hangover
Napoleon Dynamite
Fight Club
The Wrestler
British Comedy
“Underground bands” that should only exist in crappy poetry readings and coffee houses. Michael Buble, The Ting Tings, Architecture in Helsinki, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kings of Leon, Bjork, The Shins, Candy at the Disco
But mostly I get crap for not fitting into any stereotype at all. Its hard to find a job, a girl, make friends, anything because my interests are so diverse.
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I resolved this by bringing a shaker with whey, then pouring the milk product into the shaker. Its annoying to carry a shaker though.
ADD: This would be a good alternative for you AC, waster of zip lock bags.[/quote]
Guilty, M’Lady I used to do it that way, but sometimes my shakers wouldn’t dry thoroughly at night (ok, I’d procrastinate about washing them until morning) and then, after I filled it with Metabolic Drive TM, I’d get clumps later on. I’m very particular about my… protein - I don’t like it clumpy, I like it smooth…[/quote]
Lol. I hear ya. I’d probably get shit for clumpy shakes - But I’m just like, “whatever, just get in my belly.”
As for the rest. I get crap for the usual:
Working too much
Sleeping too little
Not going out on the weekends
- then over indulging when I do go out (sloppy seconds anyone?)
Playing and caring too much about soccer
Not having a driver’s license (cars are scary)
Being a martial artist. People think I’m just being egotistical and trying to have t3h de4dly and can’t understand that this is FUN.
Looks like a lot of you could use this.
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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
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I resolved this by bringing a shaker with whey, then pouring the milk product into the shaker. Its annoying to carry a shaker though.
ADD: This would be a good alternative for you AC, waster of zip lock bags.[/quote]
Guilty, M’Lady I used to do it that way, but sometimes my shakers wouldn’t dry thoroughly at night (ok, I’d procrastinate about washing them until morning) and then, after I filled it with Metabolic Drive TM, I’d get clumps later on. I’m very particular about my… protein - I don’t like it clumpy, I like it smooth…[/quote]
Lol. I hear ya. I’d probably get shit for clumpy shakes - But I’m just like, “whatever, just get in my belly.”
As for the rest. I get crap for the usual:
Working too much
Sleeping too little
Not going out on the weekends
- then over indulging when I do go out (sloppy seconds anyone?)
Playing and caring too much about soccer
Not having a driver’s license (cars are scary)
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You just made me think of Fat Bastard when you said that. You’ve ruined me, Masch! I’m desperately trying to get the disturbing, conflicting images out of my head! I don’t know if I can every look at you the same… <<>>
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Not having a driver’s license (cars are scary)
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awww you can do it! Haha my uncle got his drivers licence when he was 35, but I guess you don’t really need it in the city.
Haha no drivers license. Actually i kindof wish i didn’t have to rely on a car, paying for car insurance and not being able to go as fast as i want on the highways with no repercussions sucks. also car repairs are a pain in the ass too.
I get crap for working out alot and for always carrying my gallon jug of water around with me. I get crap for drinking alot of protein shakes. Yep i am one of those who wears a fanny pack, i guess that now qualifies me as a meathead.
A recent thing i get crap for is admitting that i find ts gals such as kimber james extremely attractive.
-Not drinking, but it’s all worth it when A) Your able to pick up on beautiful women without slurring or drooling on yourself like your friends B) Your able to wake up in the morning without feeling like Barry Bonds hit you in the head with a baseball bat C) Your able to look at your credit card statement and see that you didn’t blow $100+ at some bar/club
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[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Not having a driver’s license (cars are scary)
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awww you can do it! Haha my uncle got his drivers licence when he was 35, but I guess you don’t really need it in the city.[/quote]
I’m 30 and I don’t have one either. I get crap for that all the time, from my dad. These are from him and others too :
I’m still studying nursing at 30 years old, and have 2,5 years to go.
Am married, with two children, my wife brings most of our house’s money in.
I could have done all of this if I hadn’t had a weak attitude before (a depression).
I’ll be too slow training like that (BB and PL), your gymnastic skills will decrease.
In a bar fight, my ass will get kicked for sure (this from a boxer saying that he wouldn’t want me to be too close to me in that fight. I catch him, he says, I’ll rip him in half. Go figure?!)
P.S.: Cars ARE scary. Do love motorbikes though…
My music taste.
Being in a band.
Stopped partying.
Joining the Army.
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I get crap for working out alot and for always carrying my gallon jug of water around with me. I get crap for drinking alot of protein shakes. Yep i am one of those who wears a fanny pack, i guess that now qualifies me as a meathead.
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HAHAHAHAH! Oh man, yesterday I wore a fanny pack for the first time ever. I don’t know how I acquired this fanny pack, but its quite un-stylish (altho made of leather). Anyways, I was like, I’m going for a walk, I need some sort of carrying device - how about a fanny pack? LOVED IT! So liberating.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Not having a driver’s license (cars are scary)
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awww you can do it! Haha my uncle got his drivers licence when he was 35, but I guess you don’t really need it in the city.[/quote]
Thanks trav - I can do it!..I think. I have driven in the past, but it was a terrifying experience. Anyways, its true, there’s no need for a license in the city, but this means I can never actually move out of the city! And when people say, “you should go to California,” i make sad face.
I also don’t have a facebook account (and this I get shit for).