Things You Get Crap For

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
-not caring about cars, houses and material stuff
-not caring about prestige and social position
-not drinking
-liking serious music and telling everyone the crap they listen to is weak
-not being a nationalist
-not doing any small talk
-not having a cellphone [/quote]

There are nationalist in Canada? Really??

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
-not caring about cars, houses and material stuff
-not caring about prestige and social position
-not drinking
-liking serious music and telling everyone the crap they listen to is weak
-not being a nationalist
-not doing any small talk
-not having a cellphone [/quote]

There are nationalist in Canada? Really??[/quote]

yes. That kind of stupidity is unversal

protein farts
saying “retard”
looking upskirt and downblouse

I can see the future, ready here goes:

“You are WHAT?”
“Drinking raw eggs.”
“WHAT? Why would you do such a thing?”
“Squat four wheels, smoke the 120’s on bench, etc etc etc”
“NO! You’ll die of insert some crazy flesh eating virus

You should have seen the shit storm when I bought whole milk… Whoa.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I can see the future, ready here goes:

“You are WHAT?”
“Drinking raw eggs.”
“WHAT? Why would you do such a thing?”
“Squat four wheels, smoke the 120’s on bench, etc etc etc”
“NO! You’ll die of insert some crazy flesh eating virus

You should have seen the shit storm when I bought whole milk… Whoa.

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Fat free skim soy milk with reduced fat is the way to go.

^ without all that yucky protein either.

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
^ without all that yucky protein either.[/quote]

Lol

[quote]Cathall L DW wrote:

-Eating food on the basis of nutritional value rather than taste

If you’re sayin you eat shit you don’t like because its good for you, I feel you on that one. If there was some way that pizza and other Italian goodies could be healthy that would be great.

I just had someone come up to me at work and say something to the effect that I am always eating. And then they told me I always eat 2 chicken breast and a huge helping of green vegetables.

Damn these people know me. But I’d rather be known for eating that than eating a bag of chips and downing a 2 liter of soda.

Since I’ve come back to work this week I got a couple more:

-Having an office that looks like a home invasion crime scene.
-Hogging the microwave with my frozen steaks.
-Staring at the hot ass 19 year old’s on campus all day.
-Using my lunch hour to go to the gym instead of out to Wendy’s.
-Spilling my protein powder all over the cafeteria table as I try to finagle it into the Chug! milk bottle.

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
Since I’ve come back to work this week I got a couple more:

-Having an office that looks like a home invasion crime scene.
-Hogging the microwave with my frozen steaks.
-Staring at the hot ass 19 year old’s on campus all day.
-Using my lunch hour to go to the gym instead of out to Wendy’s.
-Spilling my protein powder all over the cafeteria table as I try to finagle it into the Chug! milk bottle.[/quote]

Hey bud since you work in an office there’s a pretty simple solution to your last problem-just make a funnel with some paper and tape and never again will precious whey be lost. I thought I’d throw that out there.

[quote]Tancredi wrote:

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
Since I’ve come back to work this week I got a couple more:

-Having an office that looks like a home invasion crime scene.
-Hogging the microwave with my frozen steaks.
-Staring at the hot ass 19 year old’s on campus all day.
-Using my lunch hour to go to the gym instead of out to Wendy’s.
-Spilling my protein powder all over the cafeteria table as I try to finagle it into the Chug! milk bottle.[/quote]

Hey bud since you work in an office there’s a pretty simple solution to your last problem-just make a funnel with some paper and tape and never again will precious whey be lost. I thought I’d throw that out there.

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I did this for a while. Made a funnel out of a paper plate. But sometimes it get’s stuck in the funnel if I make it too narrow and other times I spilled some trying to get into the funnel. It’s the day’s that I forget the funnel that are the messiest.

The best was shaking it while the cap was too loose. Whey and milk flew everywhere lol.

I get shit for my music. I listen to almost everything from Metallica to Rascal Flatts and to Lady Gaga to Markus Schulz. I cant find anybody that likes any of the music I like.

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

  • spending so much time at the gym doing “meat head” workouts

  • wearing high heels, i am NOT too tall to wear high heels

  • harassing people on internet forums

  • wearing mens beaters[/quote]

Flirting with women from ON

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

[quote]Tancredi wrote:

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
Since I’ve come back to work this week I got a couple more:

-Having an office that looks like a home invasion crime scene.
-Hogging the microwave with my frozen steaks.
-Staring at the hot ass 19 year old’s on campus all day.
-Using my lunch hour to go to the gym instead of out to Wendy’s.
-Spilling my protein powder all over the cafeteria table as I try to finagle it into the Chug! milk bottle.[/quote]

Hey bud since you work in an office there’s a pretty simple solution to your last problem-just make a funnel with some paper and tape and never again will precious whey be lost. I thought I’d throw that out there.

[/quote]

I did this for a while. Made a funnel out of a paper plate. But sometimes it get’s stuck in the funnel if I make it too narrow and other times I spilled some trying to get into the funnel. It’s the day’s that I forget the funnel that are the messiest.

The best was shaking it while the cap was too loose. Whey and milk flew everywhere lol.
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This isn’t the most environmentally friendly solution, but put your powder in a small ziplock bag, then just rip a corner of the bag off and it is a natural funnel. You go through a lot of zip locks, but you can also pre-measure everything at the beginning of the week and grab and go for the rest of the week. Also, you only have to bring one shaker with you all day (I used to bring multiple shakers).

I get shit about all the ziplocks I “waste” LOL.

-Being too quiet sometimes (deserve)
-Saying crude jokes (they love it)
-Not doing enough cardio (deserve)
-Clamming up :frowning: (sadface)
-Not drinking (whatever)
-Avoiding certain people (whatever)
-Clinging (deserve)
-Reading books when it’s nice out (whatever)
-Preferring rain to sunshine (rain makes everything smell good)
-Preferring the smell of gasoline and oil to that of flowers (flowers=funerals)

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

[quote]Tancredi wrote:

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
Since I’ve come back to work this week I got a couple more:

-Having an office that looks like a home invasion crime scene.
-Hogging the microwave with my frozen steaks.
-Staring at the hot ass 19 year old’s on campus all day.
-Using my lunch hour to go to the gym instead of out to Wendy’s.
-Spilling my protein powder all over the cafeteria table as I try to finagle it into the Chug! milk bottle.[/quote]

Hey bud since you work in an office there’s a pretty simple solution to your last problem-just make a funnel with some paper and tape and never again will precious whey be lost. I thought I’d throw that out there.

[/quote]

I did this for a while. Made a funnel out of a paper plate. But sometimes it get’s stuck in the funnel if I make it too narrow and other times I spilled some trying to get into the funnel. It’s the day’s that I forget the funnel that are the messiest.

The best was shaking it while the cap was too loose. Whey and milk flew everywhere lol.
[/quote]

This isn’t the most environmentally friendly solution, but put your powder in a small ziplock bag, then just rip a corner of the bag off and it is a natural funnel. You go through a lot of zip locks, but you can also pre-measure everything at the beginning of the week and grab and go for the rest of the week. Also, you only have to bring one shaker with you all day (I used to bring multiple shakers).

I get shit about all the ziplocks I “waste” LOL.[/quote]

I resolved this by bringing a shaker with whey, then pouring the milk product into the shaker. Its annoying to carry a shaker though.

ADD: This would be a good alternative for you AC, waster of zip lock bags.

I keep a shaker and a full 5lb container of protein in my office.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I keep a shaker and a full 5lb container of protein in my office.[/quote]

Do you replenish the container after every use so it remains 5 pounds?

Cuz that’s what I do.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I keep a shaker and a full 5lb container of protein in my office.[/quote]

Do you replenish the container after every use so it remains 5 pounds?

Cuz that’s what I do.[/quote]

I’m giving you crap for that one.

And bite me.