I thought you could shoot zombies in the head, destroying their brain, to kill them.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
CafeThief wrote:
“I hate listening to people’s dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don’t care.”
-Mac from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
I agree. If some sex doesn’t start showing up on this thread soon then I’m outta here.[/quote]
While most people are only dreaming about kinky, weird and mind blowing sex, you are actually doing it in real life.
So what could be so unique that you haven’t been there or done that?
A slight hijack here but partially relevant to the topic. Came across this earlier today - not exactly about dreaming as such, but Joe Rogan talking about his experience taking DMT (Dimethyltryptamine) - the stuff that’s released into our bodies when we hit REM state. Funny and quite interesting.
I’ll second the “can’t punch for shit” sentiment. I will throw a punch and it’s directly on line to crush somebody’s chin, but as it gets closer to their face, it glides right on past, barely grazing them. Frustrating as hell.
But I used to have the following dream at least twice a week for several years:
I am in my parent’s home, hanging out watching some TV, when Steven Segal breaks into their home and starts stealing things, he knocks out both my parents with some kung fu jive, which really pisses me off.
Then, he sees me running after him and bails. I chase him around the side of the house when he pulls out a little plinker .22, then proceeds to put a round into my quad. I actually play dead until he leaves, then I run inside and call 911.
Crazy…
[quote]pushharder wrote:
CafeThief wrote:
“I hate listening to people’s dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don’t care.”
-Mac from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
I agree. If some sex doesn’t start showing up on this thread soon then I’m outta here.[/quote]
The most peculiar thing about my sex dreams is that every time I go down on a chick, my tongue tingles like I’m licking a 9V battery. It’s bizarre, but doesn’t slow me down any.
Another thing is that my dick is extraordinarily long in my dreams. I’m talking about it coming up to my chest.
I also had a dream once that my wife was having sex with Darryl Strawberry and he had massive balls.
I have a recurring dream that I literally turn a girl’s vagina inside out while screwing her. She doesn’t get hurt, because it goes right back in on the upstroke. The funny thing is that I get mad at her.
These are some weird things that I should probably talk to a professional about.
DB
[quote]Curodd wrote:
PS nothing is more annoying the listening to a story about a dream, like what do you do act surprised? its a fuckin dream! anything in the world can happen…NOTHING anyone says is surprising yet they look at you like arnt you surprised?? NO! this has the same effect as if you just told me a completly made up story…anyway end of that rant haha[/quote]
I was just thinking this…
Every morning when I wake up I pray, please don’t let my wife have had a “wierd” dream and then have the need to tell me about it. It’s like I am expected to analyze her or something. I usually just tell her she sounds fucked in the head and probably should seek professional help.
On that note, I don’t ever remember my dreams.
[quote]tGunslinger wrote:
Am I the only one who’s had the dream where you’re trying to get ready for work or school or something, and you keep forgetting to tie your shoes, or put your shirt on, or put your pants on, or get your stuff together, or take a shit, or fix your hair, or shave, etc.
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Now, I am starting to recall something like this happening to me in my dreams. I can’t remember the details of what the situation was but I specifically remember not getting someplace…not being able to find my way to places I been to hundreds of times. Or, I keep running into problems that keep me from obtaining my goal.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
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I have had sex on deck with two women on a catamaran that was underway but never on a monohull racing craft.
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I had sex on a diving board once and a plane flew overhead multiple times, lower each time.
Diving boards are rough on skin.
I just remembered after someone mentioned reading…
I sometime can recall with clarity in my dreams things that I have read 10 - 20 years ago especially musical notation.
Does anyone ever dream about lifting?
Because I do quite alot. Once I dreamt I was squatting in the smith machine. I was pissed off when I woke up, lol.
[quote]Damici wrote:
What really bugs me is that I can’t punch normally in dreams. I try to but it’s as if my arms are bogged down and super-slow-moving, like I’m punching underwater. Very frustrating. 
Because, you know, sometimes you have to deck someone in a dream . . . .[/quote]
Same here. Except sometimes when I can punch normally, I can’t connect. I sort of slide off whoever I’m hitting. Agreed, it’s very frustrating.
I fly alot in mine an can seem to fase through walls.
I can phase through walls easily but flying is a little tricky - takes a lot of concentration.
Fighting I’m at full speed but never seem to connect satisfactoraly. I do connect but not how I have trained to do so.
I used to (20yrs ago) have lucid dreams all the time. I could control every aspect but it’s rare now for me to have dreams like that.
The most lucid recurring dream used to have lots of witches flying about inside a stone tower and I was stood on a sandy floor at the base of the tower, until I decided to fly. Then I’d fly for a while (avoiding witches) and through one of the windows they were coming out of. Then I’d be on a train track with thousands of tracks running into the distance and I could choose which to walk down.
Not had that one for many years that I remember.
My dreams about sex have been very erotic right up to the point of getting some, which is when I am always cut short by the alarm going off. GRRRRRR!
Here’s a dream of mine when I was between about 4 and 11 years old…it happened about 2-3 times a year, and it’s the only dream I’ve every truly remembered:
I’m in an airplane, and a hurricane blows through, causing us to crash in the desert. I live through the crash (clearly) only to be confronted by a tornado that I manage to outrun (yeah, I’m fast). At this point I realize that my elf friends (who live in a bog–it’s a very Neverending Story-esque looking place) are in danger, so I head over there (I’m not sure how I got from the desert to the bog, I seem to remember a camel involved). I convince them that they’re in danger, and to come with me to the mountains. As we leave the bog there’s a massive earthquake, but I manage to help each of the elves out of danger. We get to the peak of the mountain and–with swirling sleet, high winds, no visibility and another damn tornado coming our way–I decide that our situation is hopeless and we need to jump. The elves and I all agree to jump, so on three we go…and I look up during my decent only to see them still on the mountain, laughing at me as the sleet stops, sun breaks through the clouds and the tornado disappears…fade to black.
I always woke up panting and in a cold sweat. It was one of those dreams that seemed to last for hours, as though I spent the entire night battling natural disasters and hanging out with disloyal elves. It is, quite honestly, the most horrifying aspect of my childhood and it happened–exactly the same–about 3 times a year. My mother actually has drawings that I did throughout my early years, and they all involve a plane, tornados, a mountain and some elves.
Anyway, about all I dream of these days is sex, hockey (used to play) and being famous…much more tame and bearable, if you ask me.
I’ve had dreams where I was in episodes of .south park, weird
[quote]Der Candy wrote:
Does anyone ever dream about lifting?
Because I do quite alot. Once I dreamt I was squatting in the smith machine. I was pissed off when I woke up, lol.[/quote]
i have had dreams where im tyring to lift but people keep getting in my way and i cant find the fucking plates, and the collars are not fitting and shit and i just want to do some god damn declines for my pecs
I can see through bodies of water in my dreams, but only at night. By that I mean I can stand over, or swim along the surface of a river or a lake, and no matter how deep it is I can see every little detail under the surface, rocks, fish, dead trees. They have their own wierd sourceless internal light, kind of like a photographic negative. I’ve never found anything special, I just float and look around.
Also, I never have any luck with guns in my dreams. If someone or something is chasing me, either I can’t get the right caliber ammo, or the bullets just spit out and fall short. I can however pistol whip the shit out of anything. In one dream I pistol whipped the Predator for like 15 minutes till he started crying. Then we were friends.