[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Get married.
Old ladies make old men go to the doctor more often than they otherwise would on their own.[/quote]
Young wives do this too, lol…
“You made me an appoint to what kind of doctor? Dafuq I need to go there for?”
-Exact quote multiple times a year in the usmc household.
Watch “Boss Hog”. That’s it. You are welcome.
pick a clear night. get a bottle of your favorite bourbon, wine, scotch or whatever. get a comfortable chair. go out somewhere away from the city lights. plant said chair in a clearing or field. pour a glass and just look at the sky.
I don’t know about you but I always feel like time stops and nothing else matters.
[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
2 drinks, high fat (cheese not milk). Got it.
in no particular order
-stress less
-get sunlight
-move around a lot every day
-spend time with family and friends
-been said, laugh
-veggies
-beans
-have a purpose for getting up every day
-eat some chocolate
-sex
-be lean
-get lucky genetics
Stay out of PWI
Stop reading the news.
Stop being negative.
Stop bitching about the little stuff.
Stop whining about the big stuff.
Create something.
Help others.
Ask for help when needed.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
You dont shower?[/quote]
Am I the only one doesn’t like to rub one off in the shower? Always leaves it bloated.[/quote]
I can never wash the cum off my hands for some reason. [/quote]
Right?
As soon as water hits it, it turns into superglue. You get out of the shower and there’s a glop on your thigh you didn’t even know about.
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Jesus what are you a spider monkey? Are you running around in the shower.
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I have the same problem and am not a spider monkey…my penis is so large I have to run from one end of the shower to the opposite side every time I stroke it, stroke it.