Things to Do to Stay Alive

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Hi friends!!

I watched a documentary the other day about things to do to live longer. Apparently some f things have been proven statistically. I have decided that I will implement some of those things such as;

  1. Drink alcohol. I will try and drink a glass of red every second night.
  2. Eat more vegetables. Im about to buy a vitamix and have a green smoothie every second day.
  3. Ride my bicycle more.

Feel free to add to the listâ?¦.

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Don’t smoke, regularly check your balls for lumps, and don’t drink and drive

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I’ve met the 52nd oldest person in the world and her family owns a winery of which she partakes daily. Take that how you will…

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Ejaculate Daily

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Doesn’t matter too many poisons in the environment unless you life in the Yukon. In which case HAARP will probably kill you. We’ll all die of cancer if one of the coming plagues doesn’t get us first. Oh and if you survive the government’s depopulation programs.

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Get a cat.

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Reduce stress.

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[quote]dpcavana wrote:
Reduce stress. [/quote]
See my post

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Get married.

You won’t live forever, it’ll just feel like it.

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kill something
avoid relatives during holidays
play adult kickball or do something that makes you feel like a kid

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Drink booze
Do drugs
Bang women
Drive fast
Lift heavy
Eat bacon

But drink lots of water.

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Living forever would be so boring. It’s the amount of living you’ve done in your years instead of cumulative longevity.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Ejaculate Daily [/quote]

Yep, and sometimes twice daily.

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[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Living forever would be so boring. It’s the amount of living you’ve done in your years instead of cumulative longevity. [/quote]
See my post

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I read somewhere (maybe on the interwebz) that you should never hold your pee in. It raises your blood pressure and heart rate and will kill you.

I’m not sure if Derek will feel the need to tell me to “See my post” in relation to peeing, but wanted to let him know I’ve already seen it.

Thanks.

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[quote]sen say wrote:
I read somewhere (maybe on the interwebz) that you should never hold your pee in. It raises your blood pressure and heart rate and will kill you.

I’m not sure if Derek will feel the need to tell me to “See my post” in relation to peeing, but wanted to let him know I’ve already seen it.

Thanks.[/quote]

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OMG…you are lookin’ swole !

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[quote]theBeth wrote:
Doesn’t matter too many poisons in the environment unless you life in the Yukon. In which case HAARP will probably kill you. We’ll all die of cancer if one of the coming plagues doesn’t get us first. Oh and if you survive the government’s depopulation programs.[/quote]
Huh? what depopulation programs? Sounds like some tinfoil conspiracy stuff, please explain?

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[quote]sen say wrote:
OMG…you are lookin’ swole ![/quote]
I have had that hair cut for SSSSSOOOOOO long

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dpcavana wrote:
Reduce stress. [/quote]
See my post[/quote]

I don’t have that much free time every day.