Ok. I think it’s weird that grapes are on the piss you off thread, but I think I will have ended up with a yummy new snack out of the whole ordeal, so I’m calling it serendipity.
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I not only would eat the grapes but watermelon too.
However I prefer grapes because of convenience.
Watermelon is a PITA.
Plus with the grapes I can do an intense set and for recovery walk the hound with a bunch of grapes in my fanny pack and munch. Come back and hit another intense set of something.
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I used to like reading Florida Man articles in the Onion. But those are fake. For reality, you need to get pissed off waiting to piss off at a Bass Pro Shop.
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Morons.
If God is going to give the world an enema, he’ll stick it in Odessa.
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Definitely try it! You will regret nothing. lol
My roommate is pissing me off.
I live in the basement of my house, where the washer and dryer are.
If I see my roommate JUST taking their clothes out of the dryer at around the time I get home ..again..like TODAY……I might lose my shit.
I told them to get that done before I get home last week…upon finding out they don’t work on Mondays, but they always wash their clothes on Monday.
So imagine you get home and someone is fucking washing and drying clothes in your area of relaxation when they had all fucking day to do it.
I guess some people want to be first place in the unproductive competition.
Description of Roommate:
- They are a transgender woman…pretty good piano player
- I heard her on the phone talking shit about christians, capitalism, and “being useful” in society (I’m not offended, it’s just hey if those are your priorities, go for it….but given who I am…and who owns the house…it’s somewhat humorous?)
Last week when calling my Dad on my lunch break to chat, I chuckled when he mentioned a violent transgender gang killed Charlie Kirk, and be careful of my roommate. I chuckled because it sounded like an automated republican response and he used the pronoun “him”, but It’s just him being a somewhat worried Father.
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@tlgains That was a legit post. If your machine has a delay function feature you can hit it multiple times before you leave so the can’t start a load until after you get back.
That’s the passive-agressive approach. But if you own the house, just put deadbolts on everything.
Signed, someone who had that roommate. And slept in the laundry room.
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Electricians do something called “lock-out, tagout” with their electrical panels or disconnects after leaving their work area.
Flip breaker and put on lock.
Hopefully it won’t come to that. We’ll see next week.
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There’s all kinds of stuff about compatability and living situations to be learned here by you about yourself.
In my own trial and error process I eventually learned that it would be best if I lived alone.
I’ve done tons of lock out/tag out classes. Thats like, all trades and industry wide so that less people get destroyed. It is astounding how many times people have gotten eaten by machines and the lengths people will go to circumvent loto protections. 
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In fact, just a few months ago my neighbor was inside some large steelmaking equipment that was locked out, so when 2nd shift began (he is an outside contractor and does 12 hr. shifts) an employee had maintenance cut their locks and activate the machine. He was fortunate to have come out when he did to discover the error.
Relevance: people that hurt/kill others out of stupid and negligent behavior piss me off.
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LA FITNESS a mile from house is shutting its doors on December 17th…i was the first member there
I really, really dislike people who wear cologne to the gym at 5 in the morning.
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The gym owner telling me I can’t add external weight to dumbbells because others might copy me and get hurt.
That can be mildly annoying I agree, but on the flip side, I really hate it when you are working out on a piece of equipment at the gym and someone walks up to use the machine next to you and their maggot-gagging BO wafts over to your nostrils and assaults your senses! I was at the gym last Saturday and this guy did just that, and I swear to god, he smelt like a person that had ran around all day in 100 degree heat in a hoodie/sweatpants, and done that in the same clothes, for 5 days straight! It was so disgusting I had to jump outta the machine I was using and move to another area of the gym. For a brief second, I thought about saying something because…..maybe he didn’t KNOW he smelled so gross…..but then I remembered that no matter how polite/helpful I was, when you tell someone “you fucking smell like shit [not in those words, but yeah, that’s basically what you’re saying to them]” they tend to not react in the way it played out in your mind beforehand “Oh, why thank you, I had no idea that I was making everyone nauseous in the gym today good sir. I will immediately burn these clothes and take a shower”. So yeah, if I had to choose I’d pick cologne over horrendous BO.
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Had a dry floater… dead body inside a house… turning black, green, etc…. maggot infested and ready to burst. Didn’t smell THAAAAT bad really. Ate afterwards
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Sounds like fun. 
That happened to my one old buddy I got sober with.He was doing really good and sponsoring people and all that, then poof! Disappeared.
His wife started calling around looking for him and nobody knew where he went. Turns out he got himself an apartment outside of his house to use at, and OD’d. It was like over a month he’d been gone before a neighbor called the landlord about the smell.
Turns out he wasnt that sober. 
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I guess I’m fortunate enough to have never smelled a dead body, but my dad has and he said that besides being a truly disgusting, horrific smell, he said that it is also a very unique and unmistakable smell. He said it’s one that you never forget and if you ever catch a whiff of that scent again you instantly know that there’s a dead human near you. @marine77 was that like immediately afterwards? Or maybe a couple hours later? If immediately, then damn man, you have an iron stomach because like I said, I’ve heard that the smell is off the charts bad.
If I ever did see one I would definitely be tempted to poke at it with a stick 
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I had a friend like that. Really good guy but had a sports injury at 14 and had unlimited oxy for a couple of years until they cracked down and he got into heroin. In and out of rehab, always getting involved in church and leading rehab groups when he got out.
Then the last time he was 3 days out and found dead in a bathroom stall.
It was only like 40 minutes though since he was at work and late from his break.
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That really sucks. Just long enough to reduce tolerance, which then kills you when you use the same dose you left off at. More common (or used to be before suboxone & whatnot) than one might think. Common doesnt make it less suck though.
Me & my buddies found a dead prostitute that had been murdered.
We would do this thing at like 15-16 years old where we’d drop acid and walk down the train tracks tripping and goofing off. One night as we were making our way down the tracks, just in from a road crossing, there she was.
We were all screwed up because we didn’t know what was real, but figured out that if we all saw it, it had to be real. So flagged down a car and reported it, then police and all kinds of craziness ensued. The police must have thought we were messed up from seeing/finding the body (true) but also completely scrambled from the lsd.
A friend of mine worked at the Hopewell flight 427 plane crash. He said there were body parts and random scraps of burnt passengers everywhere. Just a real horror show. Accompanied by the smell of jet fuel and burnt human.
Now he can never eat pork again, and can’t go anywhere near pig roasts due to the similarity.