Things That Piss You Off

I can break him in half.

Also, I just needed an excuse to use “Big Cheese” in a sentence.

“Its all a scam! A conspiracy by Big Cheese!”

Alright, a serious complaint about a doctor.

We had an appointment with a new pediatrician for my son who has Floating-harbor syndrome (FHS). It’s a very rare genetic condition that requires tons of paperwork to get documented to fight insurance for treatments and therapies, so I’ve learned to warn doctors in advance so they can have time to research it.

This dumb fucker got it confused with FAS. Then tried to argue.

Thanks for the insult. Time to find another one.

That would set me off, for sure. Hope you find a good one soon.

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Me too. I would be incandescent with rage.

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It gets worse. My wife requested a nutritional panel to test for any deficiencies. All our specialists (GI, Developmental Pediatrician, Opthamoligist, Neurology, ENT, even OT and Speech) have PERSCRIBED things based on the studies they found to be relevant to his issues with gut structure, brain development, bone age, etc.

This pot-bellied chucklefuck just sat there and said that he “dosen’t believe” nutritional deficiencies are real, so he’s not going to do the test.

I wasn’t incandescent. I just wanted to starve him of one nutrient at a time as his body failed, in order to complete his first-hand education.

My biggest revenge fantasy for people like this is karma. May you one day learn firsthand how this feels.

Zeitgeist. People can just randomly choose what biological/scientifical facts they will believe/not believe.

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I really like that description.

I know. Luckily I wasn’t in the room for that part. When he got to mixing up the FHS and FAS spiel, I made a comment about how easy it is to mix up three letter acronyms with a medical degree. My wife gave me a hard look and the other kid magically needed to use the bathroom, so I wasn’t there when he relaxed and said it to her.

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There seems to be a real increase in that in recent years. Flat earthers, etc.

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Constantly being asked if I accept the cookies

Especially if no one actually gives me some damn cookies

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If this was the first time I wouldnt be mad. But it was the gazillionth. Big mad.

Thats a steel bolt stuck in an aluminum head.

Thats after welding a nut onto and breaking it several times to drill it out.

Thats after drilling it out and knocking the little chips & fragments out. :smiley:

Valiant effort little bolt! You win!

Why not use inserts to avoid galvanic corrosion from the get go?

This just lends credibility to the saying “An engineer will climb over a mountain of virgins to fuck a mechanic.”

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Sometimes I use a white noise machine. The wave sound is good, so is the campfire, but the rain is by far the best.

Until last night when I had it going and was thinking about an idea for a fried chicken concept.

I can’t unhear it now.

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Avoiding fats on a low-carb diet is counterproductive your body needs healthy fats for energy when carbs are low.

If there are any drawbacks to an all cheese diet I don’t want to hear them.

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Allow me to introduce you to my favorite thing in the whole world:

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I got peaches from a farmers market. They were $2.89/lb and supposedly organic and fresh picked.
The vendor is also supposedly well known for their peaches and it’s pretty peak peach season

Anyways, I try one and it’s very very mediocre. The pit was split and texture was mealy.

They’ll be okay for making vinegar, just feel scammed

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