Things That Piss You Off

Watching MLB TV, with the ever recurring fucking 5 minute long commercial touting the next great vaccine that prevents every disease known to man.

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Someone in my house has been opening the cheese with scissors.

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Those are two of my probably hundred favorite cheeses!

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Why not? Much faster to get subsequent pieces. And closing it might take an extra three seconds. Small price to pay for hard cheese.

Perhaps you have advanced mice.

They’re cutting off the zip locks!

Yeah I know. Some sarcasm was intended in my response.

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Yeah. It might be way back at the beginning, but I know that my battle with cereal boxes, cheese packages and almost any other packaged product has been the bane of my existence.

I’ve hot sauced the ceiling more than once.

I do pretty well. Maybe explode an occasional chip packet. And still have bubbles above the oven after some fried chicken oil decided to do its own thing.

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Capitalism, I guess it’s supposed to piss us off but we are to embrace it???

IDK, we really don’t need money, only food.

I look at capitalism and I see everyone are slaves to it, including me of course. I see people just slowly dying and don’t even realize it from being this slave to capital?

Celery for the motherland!

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@Brant_Drake since you posted that flag. I was reading the stuff from Rusha from a dude here.

It seems even they still lived by capital they had money but nothing to buy.

I get no satisfaction with money, only food, in which I need money due to where I live.

You can train without money, but you can’t train without food, in fact you can get bigger by using natures tools, like rocks and trees and dirt, as that is all weight.

Manmade equipment is holding us back.

Every stone has a unique shape, try curling different stones, they target the arm in a unique way due to the shape and weight distribution.

I’m dead srs too.

Lifting a tree branch will build better muscles than a fixed bar any day.

But if I go cutting off tree branches some capitalist will call cops on me…….

See man, you need to think like a capitalist.

Start a logging company, but sell it to people as an outdoor gym. Make money from gym members/free labor, then turn around and sell the lumber. Finally, plant celery in the logged land, and come harvest season, design a celery-themed spartan race and sell tickets to have people pick the celery, then sell the celery.

You don’t even have to mention my name when you’re on Shark Tank.

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You’ve obviously never heard of Mick Dodge or his friends at the Earth Gym.

Fwiw, I was a tree cutter/worker and was disgustingly lean and jacked on only 7000 cals. per day.

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@Brant_Drake not to be a downer and all, but most gym owners I’ve known, end up in poor health because they working all the time. They usually are forced to sell the gyms.

But in the bright side!!! I’ve known some who do more of a studio type thing and train folks, they don’t live the life of luxury and I’m sure it’s a struggle but it seems like they are happier.

I checked out Earth Gym, pretty cool.

I was reading a blurb about not using racks, but trees are great potential for racks, like you could plant two trees as a squat to squat other logs etc.

Regarding the tree cutting, one of my favorite strongmen of old time was a stone cutter, he got paid by how much stone he cut. So yeah it was up to him on how much he wanted to make which seems like the way to go for me. He trained so he could cut more stone with a hammer than anyone else.

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I don’t know who this doctor is, but he gives me vegan vibes.

In fairness, Dan Duchaine said the exact same thing in ā€œBodyopusā€: he just framed it as a positive.

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Cheese is just a by-product of the whey making process.

one of the few things in life that leads me to believe that there may, in fact, be some sort of benevolent all powerful force looking over us.

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I had that book… met him once. Big dude