Damn you never offerred that to me.
And I am way bigger than zecarlo without a doubt. You liking big muscles and all - I could even identify as a woman for a bit.
Just saying.
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It was just to shut him up.
. . . And we can talk later. Just plan to shave everything and Iāll pick you up at 7.
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Ex???
Good luck with that.
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I know, right? I was kind of sad when I thought you two had split up.
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Alright, Iāve got a new one.
I got some off odors from ceramic cups I washed in the dishwasher about a week ago. Ok, maybe I missed pre-rinsing something. But it gets worse, so I disassemble the bottom and find some nasty standing water thatās composed of salmon, eggs, and broccoli. I clean ot out and check all the parts. No dice.
Drain pipe is fine. Then I look in the garbage disposal. Itās full of hot wheel cars, dental picks, chicken meatballs, and acorns. Thanks tiny roommates.
So now Im trying to scoop it all out with a spoon since my hand is too big. If I can fit it in a person I should be able to fit it in a garbage disposal.
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Use a powerful shopvac.
I dunno man I have seen some wild stuff fit inside humans.
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Iām pretty sure that if we can fit ourselves into it, or it into ourselves, itās already been done.
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A co-worker does that. We are alums of the same university. I will ask how the football game went. I f I say, āDid they win?ā āWE wonā¦ā. It is endless. He retires in 2025. Good riddance.
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I watched Republic of Doyle. They are not polite.
I do not like my roommate. It is zesty, lazy, and useless. Holy shit this creature is so unproductive.
I want it out of my presence. Donāt even get me started on itās voice.
It seems to be entertained by loud mouth fat ghetto women nonsense on TV.
Fathers seem to be failing at their jobā¦
Iām getting really tired of being blamed for accidentally breaking stuff. Like a doorframe or metal gardening tool. Iām not doing it intentionally. Iām just a piece of meat. Build your shit stronger.
Minecraft. Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck. Itās all my kid talks about. The word is like having a bee with a long dick flying down my ear canal at this point. Go play outside.
People who demand control, then complain about how much they they have to handle everything for everyone like theyāre the victim.
For profit insurance and hospitals. āYes, we understand your child has a rare genetic condition that hasnāt been studied, since less than 100 cases have been diagnosed, we still require 2 case studies that donāt exist. Thank you and have a nice day!ā
Anytime someone angrily says āFine, we wonāt talk about this any more.ā
Ticks. I found two on me. I have this irrational fear that Iāll get that disease from them that makes you allergic to meat.
Parents asking their kids for money.
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Iāve had lymes disease. It is ridiculously bad. Treated quickly it cleared right up in several days with some cheap old antibiotics. Untreated I guess it wrecks you completely at a neurological level.
It also pisses me off. Ugly stupid little shits that ticks are.
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Irrational? Ticks are the devil.
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Since I live in Texas I donāt have as high of a risk of this, but I also live with unnecessary fear and paranoia of getting bitten by a tick and then no longer being able to eat meat. To those of you who are not familiar with this awful malady, do a quick internet search and prepare to read some horrific shit.
One day youāre eating delicious cheeseburgers, the next youāre eating a āburgerā made out of tofu and black beans, never to touch ribs again! The stuff nightmares are born out ofā¦
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Two summers ago after 20+ years of having a cattle ranch behind me, some real estate ass started selling 2 acre lots. One of the prick builders decided a half acre pond would be fantastic. Day after day this schlemiel ran a pump from the canal to this pond. Finally, one Saturday, my wife gets home from work after 12+ hours as a pediatric nurse, showers and goes to bed. Twenty minutes later that pump goes on. I wander out and ask politely if he could maybe give my wife a break. He asks why? I tell him it is loud. He says, āI know itās loudā¦ā. He says quiet time is over. I ask if Saturday counts as quiet time? That slowed him down. Then he gets this wild eyed look and I think the turd is going to take a swing. He looks behind me, which I thought was odd, then stomps off. I turn around and there is my Alsatian, sitting ears up with a death stare about 50 yards away. I get home and the fellow to my surprise, turned the pump off. I told my neighbor about what happened. He chatted with the canal master, who discovered the human phallus was stealing water. Plus, in October, land owners are draining ponds, not filling them. And, of the seven lots for sale, two have sold in two years. I hate, despise, ass wipe developers.
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seems like a pretty rational fear to me
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I hate doing ugly work. I hate aluminum. I hate when its dirty. I hate its characteristics. If it was a person Id kick it in the face.
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Was a Union Ironworkerā¦certified welderā¦ lost the ability. Last welds looked like cat turds
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I love steel and structural. My happy place was welding barges with like 180 foot, uninterupted runs. Earplugs in, hood down, and set the machine to Stun!
But aluminum? Love/hate. Ive done some amazing stuff, and some total crap. Today was crap.
I think ironworkers use a lot of innershield like NR-XXX, which can be tricky. Durable & strong & digs like a motherf*cker, but not weld porn unless you like fat girls with pimples. 