So you’ll end up having twice as many errors. You’re the master of lost clauses.
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I haven’t lost any claws.
Not Santa! 
nooooooo!
When something good happens in your life - you get a promotion, you hit a PR etc. and people feel the need to one up you.
Worse when they one up you with someone else’s story (one-up-ception)
You got a promotion? My cousin is CEO of Westeros
You got a bench PR? This guy from my high school benched Ed Coan + the bar RAW
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Being treated like a child
Today is final presentations for one of my classes (done in lieu of an exam). I get to the room early and there’s someone setting up for some event. Apparently my prof forgot to reserve the room, but I didn’t know at that time. I tell the guy, show him the professor’s reminder email that our presentations were at 9am in that room. He looks confused and gets a building admin person
This admin person arrives and proceeds to talk to me like I’m an 8 year old with questionable english proficiency- slow, sing song voice, referring to the other guy as “Mr. first name”. I calmly explain to her that this is the room my professor told the class to come and showed her the email, which very clearly showed the class code “MgntPhD201b”. She still refused to drop the infantilising attitude.
Anyways, we got a new room and my presentation went well.
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I’m so happy for you. That must have been really difficult for you. I’m proud of you.
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I can’t tell if there was sarcasm in that comment
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All of my posts are typed with a french accent.
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I’m assuming sarcasm
Damn. It wouldnt let me type in all caps in lieu of raising my voice so that you could understand me.
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Assuming we’re talking about the carlo, normally I find him funny when it’s insightful, but that seemed mean.
@anna_5588 That’s awesome and you should be proud of your winning streak. No sarcasm.
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Actually, one of the funnier things I’ve seen in this regard was done by my brothers wife.
Someone did the big slow words with her, so she did it back! “I CAN UNDER-STAND YOU JUST FINE!”.
Another was her & her sister, where they did it back, then turned and started speaking Chinese, pointing and doing big round eye (pulling their eyebrows up with their fingers) and going “Duh…” .
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She isn’t going to date you.
I don’t want to, since, you know I’m happily married. I just wanted to be encouraging instead of sarcastic.
I’d kiss you with tongue though.
Are you sure? Zecarlo’s tongue and shit encrusted monkey anuses are rather inseparable like peanut butter and jelly.
You do you pal.
Hey, there’s no need to be mean to my little Italian meat scabbard.
You would resemble that remark.
Why do married men always feel the need to qualify their marital status?
Every marriage or relationship is unique and complicated. Qualifiers are necessary.
And as happily married man I like talking about things that make me happy.
Who hurt you?
His Ex-Husband