Things That Piss You Off

I hope all of these were turned into delicious meals.

Also, one of the best things I have ever had was abalone sashimi while in Japan. That stuff was like nothing i have had before or since.

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shipment of the above would be highly appreciated

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how much more than a metric ton is a metric fuck ton?
Inquiring minds need to know

A lot fucking more.

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the difference is what we could hope to get. so the bigger the difference, the better

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the ground squirrels would dig under the foundation of the garage/shed/driveway slab leading to major issues if we didn’t get rid of them.

Went squirrel hunting once for the big gray squirrels - they don’t don’t taste very good.

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You don’t know the half of it.

How about setting beaver dens on fire at night along with strategically placed Tannerite and night vision / thermal to get the stragglers.

Also used night vision to slaughter coyotes on cattle farms, wild boar too.

Big fucking tree rats.

They taste like ass.

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The difference between a fuck ton, metric or otherwise, and a non-fuck ton is approximately as much as a mid sized sea lion.

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A buttload is actually a unit of volume that’s 126 gallons of wine.

in weight or volume?

Depends on the material. Solids are by weight, liquids by volume. Concrete, oobleck and other non-newtonian materials are according to their state under 1 g of pressure.

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Definitely not worth eating.

Only rodent worth consuming is rabbit.

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You don’t eat the diseased ones…

That’s the thing, when you tell the truth, people think youre bragging or bullshitting.
No. That happened. I can show you how to do it

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Did you see that video from back in the day too?

I thought she would have stopped sooner, but she got it all in!

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Everyone should experience rampaging unneeded critters with NVGs and thermal at least once in their life.

Does it work on DemocRats?

I know it would on the gravy seals.

Agree to disagree! Gravy seals are impenetrable!

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