As in can democRats use them or as in do democRats show up on them?
Necessary distinction.
Definitely not and in more ways than one.
I’ll let that sink in.
I mean he has a nice FUPA, and a pwo snack attached, so cardio and carbs are there.
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That is a protective blubberjacket. Stops small arms fire before they can get to the cheeseburger bucket.
Dude storms beaches in a tactical gravy boat.
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Guys, they cant sink and don’t need boats. Gravy seals are positively bouyant.
Just sprinkle them in the water, let them wash up, and do the beaver dam thing we talked about earlier
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That’s my new stripper name.
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Technically not a rodent.
Probably why it’s tasty then.
gineau pig or hamster is good, whatever cui is
Changed my mind, this is the new stripper name.
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That is pretty good. You can do a black leather cowboy thing with chrome lighning bolts & stuff.
Thats pretty damn fabulous, Dude!
When you actually clean your entire kitchen of crap, remove all temptations, and post on tnation about eating kids coconut crisps and lemon water because that’s what you have and don’t give a shit about being a little bitch.
care to spill the tea?
I’m just grouchy after making the right life choices, adjusting hormone levels, and want a sassy person to talk shit to.
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Fine.
Fine, fine, fine. I deliberately let my estrogen get high because of a stupid bone issue and it sucks, since now I’m making cookies before bed and complaining to strangers on the internet about my feelings.
I also got a weighted blanket out and made some tea.
Is this how women live?!? This is new territory for me. And nipples itch? Wtf? Mine have bled a couple of times, but itching is terrible. Kudos to ya’ll.
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Pussy
Yup.
Although I did get laid and worked out. Plus my special plate.
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White ones.
I am a white surburban housewife after all.
Is the qualifier white necessary?
You started it.