A wise man once said: “nothing drives a woman more crazy and makes them feel more irritated than to watch a man do nothing”
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W: “What are you doing right now?”
M: “Nothing.”
W: “Then could you…”
M: “No. I’m not doing Anything right now.”
W: “I know. I waited until you weren’t busy to ask you…”.
M: “No, I’m done doing things for today.”
W: “YOU DON’T THINK I’M IMPORTANT… 
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You weren’t doing nothing - you were thinking about nothing and therefore doing something.
At the end of the day a lot of it really does boil down to attention. Depravity too, I suppose, but definitely attention.
You know what else pissed me off about that girlfriend?
Some of her requests were downright reckless. I’ll hear any gal out, but I’m sorry if it breaks your mood to hear my concerns about your request to be imprisoned. I’m not going to leave someone handcuffed inside a closet while I go run errands. Or chained to a bed. And that’s just the start of what she wanted me to do, with no real regard given to my personal concerns about the situation.
What if there was a fire while I was gone? How would she get out?
What if I got into an accident? Shouldn’t we let someone else know that she’s tied up in my closet?
How much further along could I be in my Total War: Warhammer III campaign if she was into normal sex?
Great gal, still friends. She was just very… demanding.
There should be little placards for the fire department like they make for kids.
Something like a black diamond with chrome lettering that says “Puppygirl locked in closet/dungeon” or something. Im not really up on the verbiage anymore.
Its the Seinfeld Paradox.
When im doing nothing, but its on purpose, that nothing is something.
Its what im doing.
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My chief concern is the idea that there is a correct direction for vacuuming. Isn’t it the direction that sucks up dirt?
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You’ve been a bad girl, havent you?
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Frat boys
A group of shitfaced arseholes decided that it was a good idea tk blast music at 2:30 am this morning.
I called the cops on them. No one messes with my sleep.
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Thanks Karen.
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I am am the karen of karens when it comes to my sleep.
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Walmart was out of habenero peppers for my nachos. Settled for for Serrano peppers. Get them home, excited for some heat on my ground turkey nachos, bite in and discover these Serrano peppers have no heat. Literally none. I have had spicier bell peppers.
Screw you Walmart and your subpar produces.
People who stop with their shopping carts right in the middle of the aisle. And then when you say “excuse me” they look all surprised, as if they can’t conceive of there being someone else in the 50000 square foot supermarket!
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When my wife spends all my overtime money on frivolous bullshit while we’re still behind on bills.
What a great way to ruin a morning.
I’m sure I’ve bitched about this before, but people who abandon traffic rules to be “polite” really, really piss me off. Simple situation, I was making a left turn and the lady in the oncoming right lane just stops to let me make my turn, holding up traffic on her side of the road when there’s no opportunity for me to even make the left turn due to traffic in the other lane.
Just go, it’s called Right of Way. Don’t stop in the middle of the road and wave me on into oncoming traffic you’re not paying attention to.
It makes me remember the wise words of my elementary school bus driver, always keeping us kids safe by sticking his head out the window and screaming stuff like “Get off the road you stupid bitch!” in front of a bunch of 6-12 year-olds. To this day I share his passion for both child safety and cursing out other drivers.
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oh that’s tough.
Is she aware of the financial situation?
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She is fully aware; this has been the main point of contention in our entire marriage.
After literal years of trying, she finally agreed that she would take part in the financial aspect of our relationship. Last month, she was able to put $1500 into savings (which is 1500 more than a usual month) and I supported her, told her how happy I was, did everything I was supposed to do. Then I relax for a week, and she blows $100 on girl scout cookies (and we’re both dieting), $600 on boots and buys another $100 of gymnastics leotards for our daughter (as if she didn’t already have 20 that currently fit)… There is no amount of money in the world that could make up for the spending power of this woman.
Sorry, I’m ranting and still actively pissed off. It’s been years of this and I don’t actually know what else to do.
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Sorry to pry and don’t answer if you don’t want to.
Did she come from a wealthy family and/or was a single child with indulgent parents? A lot of my mum’s clients’ kids are like this bc of upbringing.
Otherwise,the behaviour is quite understandable IMO, given that you guys are dieting
Dieting saps self control, and since control is being exerted towards controling intake, lack of control tends to go into other areas.
What surprises me is the amounts. THose are large expendictures
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Damn that sucks, have a cyber bro hug from Tlgains.
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She came up in a single-parent home where they were broke all the time. Her family is all Jewish as well, and it appears the money habits that are ingrained via family and religious values never took hold with her.
Her “diet” has been nothing more than reducing weekly pizza intake from 2/wk to 0/wk. Has led to her losing 11 lbs in 2 months 
Okay… well that also explains some. I assume you’re well to do. She probably wants to enjoy stuff she couldn’t growing up.
shit… that’s quite a bit of pizza. 1lb a week from just cutting pizza??
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