Things That Piss You Off

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5215

Join the dark side, come to macOS. Or, if you want to feel pretentious and still be annoyed get a Linux machine.

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5216

Whoa, Linux doesn’t deserve this level of flame

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5217

As long as your not talking about the Arch Linux cheerleaders I agree.

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5218

It’s not the OS (although that is a problem for the vast majority of the world), it’s that finding a good out-of-the-box solution is a PITA.

I’m not rolling back on the pretentious part. I have a Dell XPS with Ubuntu, for the record.

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5219

People at the gym who looks tiny and lifts heavy for 2-3 lousy reps, slamming the equipment for inability and attention. I saw this spaghetti looking guy doing barbell rows with 170 lbs on the bar, and it looked ridiculous. He’s too young to get hurt though.

5220

I am going to hype on this one again:
TikTok pisses me off. I am not even on the app and I can’t f*in escape it.

“Fat-activism” whatever that is

Constant Rain. How do folks in the NW stand it?

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5221

It’s just PornHub’s scouting plan. Way more effective to judge daddy issues via 10 second videos than with a couch in the back room.

It’s fat people trying to weasel their way into the woke movement under guise as being oppressed.

5222

Amen to that. All of this flag-waving has replaced good old-fashioned feudalism. Who wouldn’t want to live in a Grand Duchy? Ethnic tribes got it done for thousands of years too. Don’t fix what isn’t broken.

I hear you buddy. I once dated a gal who, let’s just say, asked a lot from me in this department. Don’t get me wrong, I was happy to oblige, but not Every. Single. Time. I’m supposed to be Mr. Tie You Up, Find Infractions to Punish You For and Boss You Around after a 12 hour workday and deadlifts? Really lady?

What’s wrong with a simple quicky? My Total War Warhammer III campaign isn’t going to conquer the chaos wastelands on its own, you know.

Man, I’m pissed.

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5223

Missionary only is clearly the answer.

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5224

The only godly position, of course.

Was about to make a much less savory joke but decided it is best not to bring alter boys or “receiving the eucharist” into the conversation

5225

Not sure if you’ve been but it’s mostly just a drizzle. Lived in Seattle for 3+ years and there were like 7 hard rains the entire time, it mostly just an annoyance that can be semi-effectively thwarted with a good rain jacket.

5226

Have not been there. Going for the first time next summer (Alaskan Cruise out of Seattle)

5227

I moved there from Vegas and was expecting misery but honestly found it mostly tolerable. The summer is usually actually pretty nice. If you’re coming from a place with real rain, don’t worry, it’s not the same.

5228

Oh missionary was fine with her


As long as she was tied up and left with no other options for movement OR, and this was the more convenient option (good knots can take time), we were acting out one of her rape fantasies where I use my strength to overpower her. That’s probably the closest thing to vanilla sex without any props we had after the first week.

As you can imagine, demand for this sort of elaborate sexual pageantry really cuts into the time you can spend playing Total War: Warhammer III.

I’m so pissed off right now!

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5229

Yeah, I grew up in the Seattle area and the joke is that it’s a “dry rain,” like a dry cold or a dry heat. You get damp, but it doesn’t usually soak you. If you see someone carrying an umbrella, chances are good it’s a tourist. You soon realize that the cost benefit of carrying an umbrella just doesn’t work out most of the time.

5230

Don’t be the wicked witch of the west? It’s just water, embrace the wet and get out and after it.

It rains for 8.5 months, drought the other 3.5. for 6 of those 8.5 months any rain means snow in the mountains, which is great if you ski/board. So I can’t complain.

Also, good weed and good coffee go really well with rainy days. It’s no coincidence the PNW is known for both.

That said, if you don’t love mountain sports, I have no idea why you’d want to live here.

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5231

rain is the worst

5232

Or is 100F at 100% humidity the worst?

Personally, I’d take rain any damn day of the week haha.

I wish more people thought like you though. Place is getting crowded.

5233

This woman I was dating, she would run the vaccuum while I was watching tv or reading. Not only that but she would go the wrong way every single time, leaving tracks shortways across the room instead of longways.

Thats how I knew she was doing things wrong on purpose just to get attention.

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5234

nah, I’m okay with that