Damn, should have had the wife measure my balls before and after both kids were born. What a wasted opportunity.
What if I went on TRT after they were born and Iāve shriveled?
So, this isnāt SOP for married couples on a weekly basis? Better not tell my wife, i donāt want to give up our Saturday night ritualā¦
Fuck, next youāre gonna tell me furries are weird tooā¦
Youāre either doing something right or something really wrong 
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if itās wrong, i donāt want to be right
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And balls apparently have taste buds. Seriously. Something to do with fertility.
Apparently, teenagers are dipping their balls in orange juice to find this out, which is totally something I would have done.
Thank G-d, I only have daughters.
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And that explains why I almost never eat spicy foods with my balls.
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Wasnāt that an Adam Sandler sketch?
Ken Marino from āThe Stateā ā¦ it was an early sketch show on Mtv ā¦ I think from the early 90ās
Basically has everyone from Reno 911 and Wet Hot American Summer
Ahh yes. The State. Now I remember!
yea ā¦ for w/e reason I vividly remember watching it as a 10 year old ā¦ probably helped shape my off-beat, odd ball, irreverent humor
āHoney, can you play with Timmy while I call my mother?ā
"What? What did you ask me??!! Have you seen my balls? Look at this set! Look at it!!! Does it look like I am gonna play with Timmy? Does it?
āYesā
āDonāt nut shame me!ā
Look at all these deadbeat dads. Disgusting.
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None of them are natty.
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thatās pretty funny
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Itās the singing that really got me.