Things That Make You Chuckle

Someone posted that here?

Yes. A teenager in the training logs. It’s only cause he hasn’t ever been told any of this stuff before.

I gave up on that one a long time ago.

Him: ā€œI don’t have any weights. What can I do?ā€

Me: ā€œPushups, sprintsā€¦ā€

Him: ā€œBut blah blah blahā€¦ā€

Me: makes sandwich, doesn’t think about it again till he comes up again 18 months later. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I think there’s another teenager who could, and would, give him unending amounts of advice. Like, paragraph after paragraph. Studies quoted, etc.

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We only get so many chances at perfect combinations of things in the world.

Pepper on steak.

Garlic with butter on toast.

Chocolate and peanut butter in all of its forms.

I’m ok with that. We need some mystery to keep the universe interesting.

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As soon as I see that avatar, I start scrolling…

Then there are the posters who you always know will say exactly the same thing, unendingly, just worded differently. I’m starting to scroll past those too.

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You think it’s easy to come up with something new 25-30 times a day? Well, it’s not!

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^^ That made me chuckle.

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I just lost about 17 percent respect for you right now.

Why? Is that all that was left or is chocolate and peanut butter not that bad?

Work with me here. We don’t have SAMA any more so it’s been kinda difficult to shed my dignity.
:relaxed:

I never said how hight the respect level was to start with, so maybe you’re still good.

That said, chocolate plus PB is literally the devil. Except figuratively.

I’ve become less crazy about it than I was as a kid, but as a kid I thought it was real magic. Now I only have an odd Reeses cup or cookie here and there, but really enjoy them when I do.

My kid doesn’t even go near peanut butter, and flatly rejects anything that has it. Honestly, I have a hard time with that.

I like peanut butter. I love chocolate. Mixing the two them together cancels out the goodness of each and makes into something evil. It’s possible that means you are evil, I can’t be sure.

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It all starts with a little peanut butter and chocolate. Cute, harmless little cups of happiness.

Hehehehe… :smiling_imp:

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what was it? the ass worship thread or something … many a lot hours scrolling mindlessly through some of those threads man …

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Guys. How come when a superhero or villain shoots a fireball at you…you go flying off as if you were hit with something that had serious weight behind it? And also you don’t burn at all. That’s strange, guys.

It depends, I think. The fireball that just moves as a projectile should envelop the target and incinerate it as it is enveloped.

The ones that shoot out projected by a column of fire are basically like a fire geyser and should blast the target out of their shoes. It may not burn the target though due to the Leidenfrost effect.

I don’t think there are any hard rules on fireballs though.

Um, fine, but a geyser of fire surely has just about zero mass behind it?

You were that kid on the playground confusedly licking the cherry balls, weren’t you?

Clearly you’re unfamiliar with yoga fire.

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